Chapter 121 Bajie Mountain Patrol(1/2)
Who doesn’t want achievements?
The best achievements are those that can be obtained while lying down. The lesser achievements are those that require a little movement.
Bajie was also happy when Sun Xingzhe said that he would make some achievements.
Although he doesn't know how many Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and Venerables he will eventually confer on this journey of seeking scriptures.
But Bajie thought that since he was originally the Tianpeng Marshal in charge of the 80,000-strong navy in the Tianhe River, he should at least start as a Bodhisattva, on the same level as the Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Li Fu said here, "Wukong is right. There are two steps to doing things. It is good to lead by example, but you must also let those who follow you also benefit."
"Wukong, if you want Bajie and Sha Seng to make more achievements, I will let them take orders from you and use them at your disposal."
"It doesn't matter if you serve as a protector or a helper, or you can do hard work. When you reach the bliss of the West tomorrow, why worry about not achieving the right results?"
Wukong is also happy to have received the authorization from his master.
He said, "If this is the case, then Bajie will have to rely on Lao Sun for two things now."
Li Fu looked at Bajie's appearance and suddenly felt that even if he went to modern times, as long as he painted a layer of green paint on his body and played a role like the Hulk, he could really become an international superstar.
"Is it an iron leaf door with nails?"
I said, "It's okay if Bi Kehuan bullies you, his Zhuo Mo Bird bullies you too!"
What I was thinking outside of my mind was, "That idiot still understands what the effect of learning from the experience is."
"Could it be that the place where you sleep is my lair? So I want to drive you away?"
Ma Wen asked, "Are we not making things difficult for him?"
"I made up a lie here and sang it with this stone."
"This Tathagata is very good. I wish I didn't go westward, where I encounter demons and eliminate demons, and encounter demons and eliminate demons."
I thought to myself, "How did Bi Li Fu know you were sleeping?"
"You just said it was a stone mountain."
"Throwing it through like this, the world and the earth will realize the dignity of Buddhism."
Ma Wen asked, "Disciple, will it hurt me if he plays tricks on Sijie like that?"
"What do I care about, old pig? There are no other monsters."
Sijie said, "Master loves people so much! As the saying goes, those who walk and climb mountains are the hardest ones."
"Why bother trying to find out what is true and what is false? It's pointless if you have to touch upon it."
Sijie said, "That's it. This brother, tell you, what should I do if I were to protect my master? What should I do if I went to patrol the mountains?"
When Wukong saw me walking out, he couldn't help but smile.
When I saw the stick with a thick mouth, it was about to be swung, and it would hit the Four Rings God.
When Wukong saw that the Four Rings were hooked, I said, "The first thing is to protect the master, and the seventh thing is to patrol the mountain."
I changed into a woodpecker.
Wukong said, "The messenger has retreated into the mountain. There are not many monsters under the mountain. What kind of mountain is it? There are no caves. You go there!"
Sijie said, "He went there again, how did he know? He said one after another that he was taking the credit from me, old pig. Look at his face now!"
As Sijie said this, he lifted up his clothes, puffed out his belly, held a nail rake in his hand, and walked out on the mountain road with high spirits.
Sijie was startled. I was afraid that if I spilled the beans and was found to be lying, I quickly covered my mouth.
There was no breeze in the mountains, so I followed the wind and caught up with the Four Precepts in a matter of seconds.
Sun Wukong smiled warmly above that fool's head, but I was annoyed by Bi Li Fu's official name.
Ma Wen said, "Wukong is back, where is Wuneng?"
Si Jie said, "It's difficult! It's difficult! It's difficult!"
"Is it possible that he made a mistake in making up such lies? If the matter of learning from the scriptures is because of his failure, does he know that he has no chance to play?"
"We also prepared a vegetarian meal for me to enjoy!"
Wukong turned into a tick and clung to Si Jie's neck, in front of his ears.
"These words should be enough to fool Li Fu!"
"If Master is depressed somewhere, he should still fight!"
Wukong poured out the golden cudgel from his ear and said, "Little!"
Wukong said, "If you say bad things, if you protect the master, this is the master's respect, and he will wait on you."
When the traveler saw me walking back, he transformed into an insect and flew back.
"Master walks with his support."
"The immortals and Buddhas all over the sky are just decorations. It's really not safe anymore. How can I still use my old pig to fight to the death?"
Wukong smiled and said, "Brother, how could you let him choose the two at the same time? You only taught him to receive one."
Si Jie thought, "It's pitiful, those birds don't even have a nest. My old pig's nest was burned down by Bi Li Fu. That's it, that's all, I'm sleeping outside!"
Wukong said, "If he is worried about this, he will go patrolling the mountain."
The traveler said, "Old Sun, I haven't fully understood my nature yet. If you believe me, then follow me and see where I am going."
I cursed, "What kind of monster is it? It's a woodpecker!"
"There is no eighth floor."
The Four Rings got up angrily, picked up the rake, and I said, "That plagued bird! Why do you bully you like this?"
"I am a very bad-looking old pig, but I still look like a rotten tree that has fallen to the ground. Why are you pecking at me? Are you looking for insects to eat?"
"I'm afraid that a bunch of people will round up the old pig, take it home, kill it, pickle it for the New Year, and keep it as ham."
As Wukong walked up the slope to the donkey, I said, "Master said to beat him! Please spare him! He can go patrolling the mountain again!"
Sijie said, "The guardian master is sitting outside, and the patrolling master is going out for a walk."
"I, Old Sun, will let him have a long memory and give him seven sticks!"
Wukong said, "His idiot is singing "Hey" in front of eight small stones, thinking that they are Master, you and Junior Brother Sha, trying to fool you and others. Isn't he that patrolling the mountain?"
"If I ask what kind of mountain it is, and you say that the mountain is made of paper, clay, or strokes, we will just think you are an idiot."
When Wukong thought about that, he thought about beating that idiot, if it could make me realize something.
Wukong frowned and I said, "What is that idiot talking about in his sleep? Could it be that he is asleep?"
"If he can't listen to me, then I, Old Sun, can only do it myself and take all the credit."
Sijie instantly felt as if the sound of the electric drill for decoration had receded outside his cerebellum.
"If I ask what kind of door this hole is, you will say it is an iron leaf door with nails nailed on it."
I practiced here and said, "When you go back and meet the master, the master will definitely ask if there are any monsters. If you say yes, have you reminded me of the merits of the day? If you are already good at this, you will say no. ”
"If the master feels comfortable, he should fight!"
The idiot talked for a long time, and when I saw that the bad bird seemed to be coming over again, I continued to lie down and sleep.
"If I ask whether there are too many nails under the door, I just say that I can live with it."
Only then did Ke Huan say, "Hurry up!"
I turned into a mosquito and started flying.
Sijie begged for mercy, "Brother, please let you go that time. I was brave last time!"
Wukong said, "Bad! If you ask him if there are many nails under this sect, how will he answer? Could it be that there are not many nails under the sect?"
I showed my true appearance in front of Ma Wen.
"I know you are coming from the east and it's a long way to go, so we plan to send you across the mountain with flags and gongs and drums roaring!"
"My old pig is really a genius!"
"Alas..."
"If you follow me, I will cut down the mountain and destroy the temple."
Wukong said, "If you beat him, you will have a better memory!"
He pecked the idiot under the head.
The Four Rings took my rake, left here, and walked along the road again.
"Ask him! What is the name of that mountain?"
Si Jie made a hugging gesture, which somehow didn’t look like an emoticon.
"What is that hole called?"
Si Jie burst into tears at that time, and I said, "Brother! His stick is too light. This Bone Lady, he has one stick with one stick. I, the old pig, don't have any other ones. He comes here like that, how can one stick be the same?" Want to beat you to death?"
To be continued...