188、Important(1/2)
Some teachers shook their heads one after another. You don't want to do serious things, but you know how to liven up the atmosphere! You are worthy of seeing big scenes.
"Li Zixuan, I heard that you claim to have tens of millions of fans and hundreds of millions of black fans? Now many people on the Internet are slandering you, questioning you, and attacking you. What do you think?"
The people asking questions became more and more enthusiastic, and these men had loud voices.
"What do you think? I usually don't. I know I'm very popular, but I also know that I'm not RMB, so I can't be liked by everyone."
Li Zixuan said calmly.
"Really? I don't believe it! Why don't you look? Are you afraid to look?"
The boy who stood up to ask quickly followed up.
Everyone is thinking of causing trouble!
It seems that many people are dissatisfied with giving lectures on their own?
"I have nothing to say about these internet trolls, let alone paying attention to them. They are just a bunch of clowns.
In reality, I am silent, humble, cowardly, modest and polite, and dare not conflict with anyone.
On the Internet, I punch him out, look down on the world, and feel high-spirited. Even if the sun shines on me, I will punch him to pieces.
This is the Internet Keyboard Warrior. I want to say that there are still many people in this world who are not worthy of being human. Why don’t you just press them to death one by one?”
"Haha! That's right, this is the Keyboard Warrior. I've never seen many crazy ones in real life, and I've never seen many mildly violent ones on the Internet."
"The reason why I'm not angry is because I didn't say anything, which gave you the wrong impression."
"Press to death? I want to too! But my strength doesn't allow it."
"Li Zixuan, I remember that you were very good at trolling others? Are you talking about yourself?"
"In real life I remain silent, but online I punch hard!"
"Li Zixuan is still sharp when he sprays people!"
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"But I heard that you are very good at scolding people. Many trolls have made you an idol and gave you the nickname 'The Ultimate Keyboard Man'. What do you think?"
You shouldn't study music, you should study media. It would be a pity not to become a paparazzi if you have such qualifications.
"Just like this, don't look at it."
"Haha! Aren't you the one who calls people the 'ultimate keyboard warrior'? People don't care about you at all!"
“Demonstration by yourself, the effect is great!”
"As expected of a celebrity, this public relations ability to save the situation is extraordinary!"
"What a high quotient!"
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"Okay, let's go to class first. If we continue to ask questions, get out of class will be over."
Li Zixuan waved his hands to calm everyone down.
"It's not fair! We haven't asked Xuanxuan yet!"
"Yes! We also want to ask. There are many more questions we want to ask you?"
"What class are you in? It would be great if we could just chat like this!"
"Yes, we haven't finished reading many professional textbooks yet!"
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This time, it was the girls' turn not to agree. The boys had all the limelight just now. It seemed that no girl had successfully asked the question yet.
"Okay then! I'll ask a few more questions and then we'll really start the class."
Facing this group of wanton girls, Li Zixuan really had a headache.
It's all because they didn't act like a teacher when they first entered the classroom, which made them lose the sense of distance.
"I, I, I want to ask!"
A girl with a round face in the front row immediately stood up and raised her hands high.
"Then just ask!"
For the sake of your sweet looks, I'll give you a chance.
"Xuanxuan, I want to ask you a question, can air conduct electricity?"
Holy shit! You really think I haven’t read a book and you still test my physics knowledge?
"You can't do it on sunny days, but you can do it on rainy days."
"But it's not raining now, why did you shock me?"
The girl's face was unusually rosy, and she actually had the courage to look directly into Li Zixuan's eyes.
As soon as this question was asked, it was like a g-moon. Many girls stood up and screamed and booed. Even the teacher Lin Jiatong turned red.
"666! Are female fans so blatant now?"
"Hahaha! What did I see? Li Goudan was actually flirted with?"
"The girls in our school are all so tough! There was one who held a knife and fork before."
"Why did I just find out today that I fell into a wolf's den?"
"What the hell is this problem? Why doesn't anyone tease me like this?"
"This girl is so tough, you can even shock me, junior schoolmate!"
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The teacher turned into a sea of joy here, and Li Zixuan was also a little confused), are you greeting me in a native language?
"Ahem!"
Li Zixuan straightened his posture, then leaned against the podium and continued:
"Little sister, have you gained weight?"
"Ah? Ah? No!"
The round-faced girl was a little confused.) Did she gain weight? She also asked in front of everyone, is there such a way to take revenge on others?
"Then why do you have more and more importance in my heart?"
Li Zixuan said seriously.
"Hmm...well..."
After reacting, the round-faced girl's face was immediately stained with a layer of drunken red, and her whole body was in a daze.
Dou turned around and flirted with her? Why did you feel that happiness came so suddenly?
"Damn it! They are all masters! It turns out Li Zixuan can do it too!"
"The masters are fighting each other, and I'm waiting for the straight guy to stand aside with a confused look on his face."
"It doesn't matter if you look so handsome, but if you are so good at flirting with girls, how can we survive?"
"Li Goudan, you openly flirt with girls, what's wrong with you?"
"Wow! I want to ask too! I want to ask too!"
"Xuanxuan, look here, I want to say something too!"
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Regardless of the commotion below, Li Zixuan continued to speak eloquently:
"Miss, can you play the piano?"
"Yes, yes."
"No wonder you can tug at my heartstrings!"
"Do you have a lighter?"
"No, no..."
"Then why can you ignite my heart?"
"Miss, do you smell a burning smell in the air?"
"No...no."
"But my heart is burning for you!"
"Do you smell something?"
"Burn... burnt smell?"
The round-faced girl's head is already in a down state.
"No, the air becomes sweeter as soon as you sit here!"
To be continued...