7. Weibo exploded
“I also saw that some people have been using the meme ‘Monk washes his hair and loves Silky Hair’. This is definitely not my disparagement of Silky Hair Shampoo, it is my most sincere compliment!
As we all know, Silky Shampoo contains traditional Chinese medicine ingredients and extracts the essence of soap locust. This is what the ancients used to wash their hair. It can soothe the scalp, relax the spirit, wash off everything, and feel refreshed!
So I said that monks wash their hair and love Silk. Do you think monks don’t need to wash their hair? That doesn’t exist!
Moreover, saponins can also be used as medicine orally. It is recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica", so why is there a problem? Have you ever heard that the ancients had hair problems? This is the crystallization of the wisdom that our ancients have explored and summarized for thousands of years.
Our national Chinese herbal medicine culture has been passed down from generation to generation, and everyone should take the initiative to protect and promote it, rather than blindly following the trend.
It is terrible for a nation not to have its own culture. It is sad not to promote it if it has its own culture. It is shameful not to promote it but to trample on it. We must apologize to the people of the whole country!
Some people are still laughing, but I can’t laugh. Tears are flowing in my stomach. As a human being, you must have a conscience, have a sense of mission, promote Chinese culture, and blossom in culture and sports..."
"Tears are flowing in my stomach, haha, I'm laughing so hard, what a special talent!"
"This advertisement is so imaginative and unrealistic that I accepted it and was instantly free of charge!"
"Damn it, did the ancients have problems with their hair? Who is going to record these trivial things? Do you think the ancient literati were such idiots?"
"Selling shampoo can rise to the level of promoting Chinese culture. How ridiculous!"
"Duang, haha, it's very picturesque, I'm so happy!"
"You will look like this after using it, so I will look like this after using it? Can my Mediterranean style be saved? My youth!"
"The programmer upstairs?"
"No, he's just a nerd who stays up late every day!"
"So I said a monk washes his hair and loves silk, do you think a monk doesn't have to wash his hair? That doesn't exist! Haha! How funny! Li Zixuan, you are a talent!"
"So I said that ugly women love to look beautiful when taking photos. Do you think ugly women don't need to take photos? That doesn't exist!"
"My condolences to those upstairs!"
"Bury friendly troops with dignity!"
"You successfully diverted some of the firepower for Li Zixuan, so you deserved your death. Rest in peace! No one will miss you."
"It is terrible for a nation not to have its own culture. It is sad not to promote it if it has its own culture. It is shameful not to promote it but to trample on it. We must apologize to the people of the whole country. It makes sense, but why do I
Just want to laugh when you see it?"
"Everyone, come quickly and line up to apologize. Everyone, kneel down and don't raise your head!"
"The monk washes his hair with silk, and I just wash it. What's wrong? Someone has the guts to follow the network cable and hit me!"
"Those upstairs please apologize immediately, otherwise you will commit suicide next time!"
“A monk washes his hair and loves Silk”
“A monk washes his hair and loves Silk”
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As soon as the video was released, it immediately received the attention of countless people. The comment area was extremely active and full of joy.
There are also people who use the lines spoken by Li Zixuan to constantly make memes and hit the internet. I don’t know why, but he clearly said it in a serious manner, but everyone just found it very funny, which inexplicably touched their hearts.
In less than half a day, Li Zixuan's video has already received more than 200,000 views and tens of thousands of comments. It is becoming more and more popular, and the number of views continues to rise.
Li Zixuan's Weibo has exploded. In the comment area, countless die-hard fans and those who hate Li Zixuan are opening fire, causing a quarrel.
After all the noise, there were a lot of messages about fans turning into fans and turning into fans, all pointing to the quality of the fans.
There are also a bunch of talented people with an entertainment mentality, lining up to swipe the screen, and they have ruined all kinds of jokes.
"Duang's hair is very dark, soft, and shiny. There is no such hair at all!"
"This is what I look like after using it, and this is what you will look like after using it."
"It's okay, take a shower and feel refreshed!"
"It is terrible for a nation not to have its own culture. It is sad not to promote it if it has its own culture. It is shameful not to promote it but to trample on it. We must apologize to the people of the whole country!"
"Some people are still laughing, but I can't laugh. Tears are flowing in my stomach."
"When you are born as a human being, you must have a conscience and a sense of mission."
“Promote Chinese culture and let culture and sports blossom!”
"Duang!"
"Direct duangduangduang!"
"duangduangduang! It's time to eat! Hurry up and finish your meal and get back to the prison!"
…
"The first time I went to Dabaojian, I actually refused. You can't ask me to go. I will go right away. I have to postpone it for a while. I don't want to say that Dabaojian will cost a lot of money to come out. The young lady inside
I'm very beautiful, very young, and very skilled. My wife will definitely scold me when I come back, because I don't have such skills at all.
I asked me to try it a few times. Later I found out that they were from the United States and that they were fair and fair and had no hidden diseases. I tried it for a while and it felt very nice. When I go back in a few days, I will ask them not to add more.
As for the price, because I am a regular customer, I want my friends to know that the price will be the same after I come here, and it will be the same price after you come here."
"Pfft! Awesome! Host, are you really a talent?"
"Master, make a friend, I really need a friend like you!"
"Master, you are my guiding light! My life is full of hope because of you. I am determined to be my friend!"
"You are either a friend or an enemy. If you don't make me your friend, I will report you!"
"As long as the original poster takes me with you, you will be my half-brother from now on!"
…
"The first time I dressed up as a woman, I actually refused because you couldn't let me dress up as a woman, so I immediately dressed up as a woman. First, I had to try it on secretly, because I didn't want to add a bunch of PS beauty makeup to it after I dressed up as a woman.
The image is "duang", very white, very pretty, very beautiful. Netizens will definitely scold me if I come out like this. There is no such women's clothing at all, which proves that it is fake and he is a shemale.
Later, I tried several times to confirm that I was talented. I was naturally handsome, tall, mighty, and powerful. I didn’t look like a shemale at all. I sent the photo to the group because I wanted netizens to see that I
This is what you will look like after you finish dressing up as a woman, and you will also look like this after you finish dressing up as a woman."
"The first time I watched the pirated version, I actually refused because you couldn't let me watch it so I watched it right away. I wanted to try those websites to see if there were any virus links..."
"The first time I tried porcelain, I actually refused because I was not a good person when I was young. Now I want to accumulate some blessings for myself, but later I learned that you can't accumulate blessings without money..."
"The first time I tried to show off, I actually refused because I was afraid of being beaten..."
"When I first subscribed, I actually refused because I was a poor student..."
“The first time I offered a reward, I actually refused because I make soy sauce for rice every day and can’t even afford instant noodles…”
Chapter completed!