I slapped his ass hard and pushed him all the way inside.

The buddy sat on the edge of the bed and lit a cigarette. He picked up the mobile phone on the table and checked the time. It was already half past one in the afternoon.

"Damn it! It's already so late. I have to go to bed quickly. I can't be late at night."

Remembering that I still had important things to do in the evening, I took two strong puffs on my cigarette and then pinched the butt.

He got up and went to the cabinet to take out a thick quilt, opened the quilt and covered Liu Feng, lay down next to him and fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but a crashing sound woke me up, and then I heard the sound of chewing in a daze.

I rubbed my sleepy eyes and turned to look to the side. Liu Feng was sitting in front of his laptop, eating dry noodles and flipping through the computer.

I sat up and yawned, picked up the pillow next to me, threw it at it, and cursed in displeasure: "Damn it, can you please stop being so noisy? Eating something is like stealing food from a mouse."

"Hehe! I don't want to make a fuss either! But your family only has dry noodles and nothing else to eat."

Liu Feng picked up the pillow and put it on the bed and giggled. I rolled my eyes at him and said, "Damn! You are so rich, why don't you go out and buy it? You just know how to steal the little food I have left."

"I want to buy it too, but the key is that besides soup noodles, fried noodles and instant noodles are not as delicious as dry noodles here."

Liu Feng spread his hands with a look of helplessness. I choked in my throat and was speechless.

"Uh! Okay! What time is it now?"

"It's half past nine, what time do you go to work?"

"Fuck! It's over, it's over, I'm going to be late, why didn't you call me earlier?"

I was shocked and hurriedly got up to get dressed. Liu Feng looked at me helplessly and said: "I don't know what time you will go to work. How dare I call you with your bad temper? Isn't the funeral home an establishment unit?"

Do you still work twelve hours like a factory?"

"The restaurant I work in is privately owned, so I work in two shifts. Forget it, what am I talking about with you? You can enjoy it by yourself! I have to leave quickly."

I put on my clothes, washed my face casually, and hurried out of the room.

"Hey! Your bike is broken, how long do you have to walk? Just take the tram!"

"Tram?" I was stunned when I heard this, stopped and turned around to look at Liu Feng who was chasing him, and asked doubtfully: "When did you buy the tram?"

"Hey! I just bought it today. Isn't your bike broken? I bought you a second-hand one. It's convenient for commuting to and from get off work!"

"Fuck! Fengzi, you are really my good brother." I hugged Liu Feng excitedly and said excitedly: "Where is the key? Give it to me."

I stretched out my hand and looked at Liu Feng expectantly. Unexpectedly, Liu Feng had no intention of taking out the key. Instead, he looked at me with a mean smile and said, "Hey! I can give it to you, but you have to take me with you.

I haven't been to a funeral home yet."

"What? You want to go to work with me?"

I was stunned by Liu Feng's words. I didn't expect that he would want to go with me. I really don't know where this guy got it wrong to want to play in that kind of place.

"What's the fun in the funeral parlor being so unlucky? Come on, stop making trouble and give it to me quickly. I'm really going to be late."

"I'm not making trouble with you. Anyway, I have nowhere to go during my weekend break. I just want to go to the funeral parlor to see the world. If you don't take me, then you can walk there by yourself!"

Liu Feng took out the electric car key and turned it around in his hand, looking at me as if he would never end it with me if I didn't take it with him.

My friend was defeated in the end, so I had no choice but to agree to go with him. I had no choice but to do it because I was really in a hurry.

Liu Feng and I rode an electric car non-stop to the funeral parlor. Along the way, I told him not to talk nonsense when he entered the funeral parlor, as it would be easy to contaminate him with unclean things.

"Okay, okay, I know. Why do you become more verbose than me? I will listen to you wherever you go, okay? Let's go quickly!"

Liu Feng urged me impatiently. Seeing his disapproval, my friend didn't bother to talk to him. As long as this guy doesn't cause any trouble, that's fine.

When they arrived at the funeral home, they pushed open the iron door and led Liu Feng into the guard room. The person who caught his eye was Cao Xiazi sitting on a chair smoking a cigarette.

I put down my things and asked quickly: "Master, how is it? Have you found anything?"

"Check? Check what?"

Blind Cao knocked the ashes from his cigarette, looked at me with a blank expression, then glanced at Liu Feng and started smoking a dry cigarette calmly.

"Uh! Master, didn't you say you would start investigating the cause of death of the innocent soul tonight?"

"It's you who checks, not me. It's still early. I'll tell you when the time comes. I'll keep my eyes open for a while, so don't disturb me."

After finishing speaking, Blind Cao put down his cigarette rod and began to close his eyes to rest. The brothers looked at Blind Cao with speechless faces. Why did he always feel that this old guy was a little out of tune.

Liu Feng pulled me and asked in a low voice: "Hey! Xiaotong, who is this black-faced old man! Why does he talk so arrogantly? And his appearance affects social harmony too much."

"Go, don't talk nonsense. This is an old employee of ours, and he has a hidden identity. He is a legendary warlock. If you say this, be careful, he will cast a spell to deal with you, or the whole kid will haunt you for the rest of your life."

I turned around and glared at Liu Feng, then pulled him gently to the computer to prevent Blind Man Cao from hearing our conversation.

Liu Feng patted his chest, pretending to be panicked, and said in a pretended panic: "Wow! Is it true? Is he Gul'dan from Warcraft?"

"Get out of here! It's all the same. Warlocks are just like Taoist priests in movies. They catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits."

I slapped Liu Feng on the back of the head with my backhand. Liu Feng rubbed the back of his head and said with a surprised look on his face: "Damn! There really are warlocks in reality! Then this old man is really powerful."
Chapter completed!