Chapter 116 Boys should protect themselves when they go out
Gu Muxi pinched the side dishworm on his body with his fingers and swayed in the air.
"Shiny Feng, look, its body will still squirm in the air, it's so cute!"
“Don’t you think it’s cute?”
Yi Feng pulled the corner of his mouth, "Ahem, right? Why didn't I see where it is cute..."
"Look at its slender body, it can move, but it's a little less hair."
"What do you think it likes the most?"
"Well... so long, maybe I like to drill holes."
"What a lie, how can a vegetable worm drill holes?"
"Who said no? It prefers humid and warm holes."
"Hmph~ nonsense!" Gu Muxi didn't believe his tricks, put the vegetable worm on the table, watching it crawl on the table.
Now she was like a child who discovered a new toy, staring at it carefully and watching it crawl.
"It's really cute!"
"Uh, why don't you put it?" Yi Feng asked.
"So cute... Of course I'm using it for experiments!"
"Does it rely on its head to distinguish the direction? If the head is broken, can it still crawl?"
Gu Muxi asked like a curious baby.
"How did I know? I haven't tried it..." Yi Feng pulled the corner of his mouth.
Gu Muxi, it's true that's not an ordinary woman...
So stubborn!
"Then I'll try it."
As soon as the words fell, the light of the fruit knife flashed by.
The head of the vegetable worm fell to the ground!
The real hand rises and the knife falls!
The corpse of the vegetable worm lay motionless on the table.
Gu Muxi sighed and said a little disappointed: "It turns out that if you cut off your head, it won't be able to survive."
"Are you talking nonsense? What can you live if your head is lost?" Yi Feng felt his neck chill and his neck shrank.
Gu Muxi disposes of the body expressionlessly, then takes the fruit knife in front of him and looks at him.
"This knife is a bit blunt. I'll just grind it. What do you think?"
Yi Feng saw Gu Muxi's faint gaze and swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, "Cough cough, you're right..."
"Haha, look, you're scared! I'm so laughing!" Gu Muxi suddenly burst into laughter, his laughter filled with mockery.
Yi Feng: "..."
"I'll go wash the knife, you can pick the vegetables yourself!" Gu Muxi patted his shoulder and stood up proudly.
Yi Feng touched his nose, this girl... really convinced her!
In order to avoid her harming the world in the future, it seems that she has to be compassionate and take her away!
...
As night fell, Yi Feng had supper at the Gu family, cleaned up the dishes and cleaned the dishes with Gu Muxi.
After finishing work, the two returned to the room as usual.
Gu Muxi is reading novels.
Yi Feng sat on her bedside and flipped through the fashion magazines that Gu Muxi bought.
"Gu Muxi, you still see this kind of thing?"
Yi Feng showed her a very sexy women's clothing picture of suspenders.
Gu Muxi's cheeks turned red, he put down the novel in his hand, climbed onto the bed and snatched the magazine in Yi Feng's hand.
"Why, I'm not allowed to pursue fashion?" Gu Muxi asked for nature.
"Of course, I'm just... I think you're more suitable to wear jk, hehe!" Yi Feng smiled a little, and he had already figured out the scene of Gu Muxi wearing jk countless times in his mind.
The picture...is so breathtakingly beautiful!
Gu Muxi is taller among southern girls. Thanks to her good eating when she was a child, her skin was white and tender, and she felt like she could get water by pinching her.
Coupled with her delicate and cute melon-shaped face, it is like God's most perfect masterpiece, and it can be heart-wrenching after a few glances.
It is precisely because of her outstanding appearance that she is the undisputed first school beauty at Taoyuan No. 1 Middle School. Those who have a crush on her can circle the playground several times.
How can such a beautiful and young woman not wear jk?
"jk? What is jk?" Gu Muxi asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"That's a kind of clothing. You don't know now, but you will understand in the future!" Yi Feng smiled and licked his lips.
"Hey, why did I find you a little vulgar!" Gu Muxi looked at him with a disgusting look.
Zhao Feng's eyes just now... I really want to give him a brain!
I thought so, but I felt a little proud in my heart.
"Absolutely, when I look at you, I always admire your eyes. Do you understand the appreciation eyes? It's like the kind of eyes you look at when you go to the art exhibition to see those works of art!" Yi Feng refused to admit that he was vulgar.
"Hmph! You will make a quibble!" Gu Muxi snorted proudly.
Yi Feng saw that the novel she had just read was a book by Mr. Jin.
"Gu Muxi, do you love reading martial arts novels so much?"
"Yes, I have no feelings for romance novels. Aunt Qiong's novels are always affectionate, otherwise they will be abused and tragic, and they will be too pretentious."
"I just like to read martial arts novels. It's so cool to walk around the world with a sword. I see something wrong with it, and I draw my sword to help me!"
"How well written by Mr. Jin's martial arts novels are. Maybe I can understand a few more moves and I won't be afraid of meeting bad people in the future." Gu Muxi made a gesture of drawing his sword, heroic and cool.
"I guess the bad guy is afraid of you. Most people probably won't be close to you!" Yi Feng teased.
Gu Muxi patted his shoulder and said, "Don't envy me. If you want to learn, I can teach you!"
She squinted her eyes, and was having some bad idea in her heart.
"Me? What do I learn as a big man? It's worth it?" Yi Feng gave her a blank look.
Gu Muxi said seriously and seriously: "How can we not use it?"
"Think about it, you are so thin and tender. What if you encounter a few female hooligans on the road?"
"Boy, when you go out, you must protect yourself!"
"Don't worry, I will teach you a few tricks for men's wolf defense, the ultimate trick in judo. I guarantee that if you encounter a female gangster, you will definitely be able to defeat the enemy!"
Yi Feng: "( ̄ェ ̄;)..."
"Actually... if I meet a female hooligan, I can lie down and surrender."
"At worst, sacrifice my own color to save my life!"
"Bang!"
Gu Muxi raised his hand and jumped into his head.
"Shin Feng, I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language!"
Yi Feng covered his head, took a pain, and took a breath of cold air.
"hiss!"
"I, I will definitely resist to the end. With a pure innocence, I would rather die than surrender!"
Only then did Gu Muxi show a look of satisfaction, patted his shoulder and said, "That's right!"
"This is how you look like a man!"
"Don't worry, I will teach you a few tricks and make sure they work!"
“And…no charge ~”
Chapter completed!