junior sister(1/2)
Yu Qingtang subconsciously stood up, but was pushed back by the senior sister.
"You can't run away." The senior sister shook her head deeply, "Besides, if you can run away, junior brother can't run away from the sect. If you want to completely solve the problem, you can only face it."
Yu Qingtang looked horrified: "You don't really want to send me out, do you?"
"How could it be possible?" Senior Sister grabbed his hand with a sincere look in her eyes, "Senior Sister knows what kind of virtue that boy is, how could he be willing to let you into the pit of fire!"
Yu Qingtang twitched the corner of his mouth and tried to remind her: "You can't consider him if he has good moral character! I am your junior brother, male!"
The senior sister turned a deaf ear and kept talking to herself: "It's just that the person who untied the bell has to tie the bell. Even if you want to refuse, you have to let the 'little ' refuse."
Yu Qingtang spread his hands expressionlessly: "Where can I find my ?"
"Don't panic, I have a magic weapon that can solve this problem." The senior sister patted his shoulder, stretched her neck and looked out the door, "Counting the time, it's time for Xiao Qi to come back."
Only then did Yu Qingtang react: "Speaking of which, I didn't see Senior Brother Seventeen today. Where did he go?"
Say seventeen, seventeen will be there.
The door to the lobby was pushed open with a bang, and a pony-tailed boy rushed in: "Here he is! I bought it! I'm so crowded, those female cultivators are really capable of all kinds of tricks!"
He held a small bundle in his hand and handed it to the senior sister.
Yu Qingtang suddenly had some unknown premonition, and he silently took two steps back: "What is this?"
The corners of the elder sister's lips raised: "Magic weapon."
She opened the bag and unfolded a long light green dress with light gauze and draping. She introduced it with sparkling eyes, "The latest fashionable fairy suit from Jiaren Pavilion. The senior sister herself is reluctant to buy it. I have spent a lot of money on you today!"
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"Come on, take off your clothes!"
She said she was about to take action, but Yu Qingtang panicked and shouted: "Wait!"
The senior sister made a move, and Yu Qingtang grabbed her collar and argued, "Even if you let me put on this dress, I can't suddenly turn into a !"
After he finished speaking, he paused. Seven years ago, he seemed to have said the same thing.
It didn't seem to have any effect at the time.
Sure enough, the senior sister showed a subtle smile: "Not necessarily."
She touched his face with a mixture of kindness and weirdness, "Look at your cold and handsome little face, paired with this skirt!"
She blinked twice quickly, "Just apply a little bit of pink and white, and I'm sure you'll turn into a peerless beauty who'll be as beautiful as the moon and the moon!"
"Don't say it's Long Aotian, your seventeenth senior brother will be confused after seeing it."
"Ah?" Senior Brother Seventeen looked at him with wide eyes, stretched out his hand and scratched his head, "I..."
The senior sister didn't wait for his answer, waved her hands and cleared the place: "Get out of the way, the men go out first, sisters, copy the guy!"
Seeing the three senior sisters taking out bottles and cans, Yu Qingtang turned around and followed the senior brothers out. As expected, the senior sister grabbed Fate by the scruff of the neck.
"I'm a man too!" Yu Qingtang argued with reason.
"I can't get up now." Senior Sister retorted ruthlessly. She patted Yu Qingtang's head and coaxed him, "The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain. You can put on women's clothes and settle this matter now. At most, you can avoid it in the future."
Click him."
"I guess he is also the proud son of Heaven. For the sake of face, he will not take the initiative to look for you again."
It seemed reasonable at first glance, but Yu Qingtang still covered her collar and vowed to defend the last bit of dignity: "If that thing is exposed, he will definitely be even more angry!"
Senior Sister Sixteen glanced at him faintly: "Then go ahead."
Yu Qingtang was stunned: "Ah?"
"Go and tell him that you disguised yourself as a woman and deceived him." Senior Sister Sixteen looked at him, "If he refuses to give up, just say that it was your senior sister who forced you to do so."
The senior sister was also stunned: "Huh."
Senior Sister Sixteen had no expression on her face: "If he still refuses to give up, tell him again. Master didn't stop him in the first place."
An angry "Rebel" came from Taoist Xianhe at the door.
Senior Sister Sixteen turned a deaf ear, raised her chin, and said with an unselfish face, "But we also followed you in your mischief and didn't stop you."
"At worst, we can go on the road together."
She turned her head, took out a wine jar from somewhere, and touched it with a gentle expression, "Such a big jar, it can fit all of us together."
Yu Qingtang: "...Sister, please stop saying I'm scared."
Senior Sister Sixteen knelt down and looked at him tenderly, holding the altar with one hand and holding the skirt with the other: "Choose."
Taoist Xianhe's voice squeezed out from the crack in the door: "Tang, he just went to the Seven Swords Gate before coming here. I heard that there are only three swords left there."
He wiped away the non-existent tears and pretended to be pitiful, "We are the only master here, and there is no one who can even block the knife!"
"Master's old bones can't stop such young heroes!"
Yu Qingtang: "..."
This old man is pretty good at acting.
"Shut up." Senior Sister Sixteen said with a straight face, "Don't worry about him. It's your choice. Senior Sister will help you no matter which one you choose."
Yu Qingtang looked at the altar and then at the skirt.
He closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "I, a man! I would never do such a disgraceful thing just to make a living!"
Even though they don't have a good reputation in Hemen, they just don't have a good reputation.
Senior Sister: “Hey.”
Taoist Xianhe: "I want to save face and suffer the consequences, my disciple, no, no, no, no!"
He seemed to have his mouth covered.
Senior Sister Sixteen nodded, threw her skirt back to Senior Sister Two, and stood up with the jar: "Then we will follow him..."
"Ahem!" Yu Qingtang cleared his throat heavily and put his hands behind his back, "But!"
"This..." He stretched out his finger and poked the jar, "It's too hard for so many of us to squeeze into such a jar. Let's give it a try first."
He moved over with small steps, picked up the skirt, gesticulated on himself, and looked up at them secretly, "Can I wear this?"
Senior sister beamed with joy and jumped up: "Yes, yes, yes! Absolutely! Let senior sister help you!"
The senior sister put on makeup, the sixteenth senior sister combed her hair, and the second senior sister taught etiquette. After a while, the door was pushed open, and Yu Qingtang carefully held the door frame and stepped out.
He usually doesn't like to tie his hair, so Senior Sister Sixteen also tried her best to give him a simple hairstyle. Coupled with his cold and dusty face, he looked even more unsullied from the world.
The senior brothers held their breaths and concentrated. Yu Qingtang uncomfortably lifted the collar on her chest, raised her eyes cautiously and asked, "Does it look like it?"
Seventeenth Senior Brother's expression was dull, with a suspicious blush on his face: "Ah, ah?"
The third senior brother slapped the hand that was covering his chest: "Don't move."
Yu Qingtang blinked and didn't dare to move.
The third senior brother then said: "Put your hands down."
"Inhale, lift your chest, raise your chin, and calm down your expression..."
He narrowed his eyes and circled around him, "Please hold Qin up so that you don't know where to put your hands."
"Oh, oh." Yu Qingtang obediently followed the instructions like a puppet, and took Long Heqin into his arms.
I don't know if it's his imagination, but this piano seems to be particularly flashy today.
"Well -" Third Senior Brother nodded with satisfaction, "That's right."
He gently unfolded the folding fan in his hand, and smiled with a pair of peach blossom eyes, "White plum blossoms in the mountains, green lotuses in the water, wonderful."
Yu Qingtang: "...Senior brother, you have such a perverted smile."
The third senior brother's smile did not diminish, and he stretched out his fan to hit his mouth: "Don't open your mouth."
Yu Qingtang honestly shut her mouth, paused and then reacted: "But I don't speak, how can I reject him?"
"After all, our Biehemen focuses on music cultivation, and the method of changing sounds is of course the foundation of the foundation." Taoist Xianhe waved his hand, "I will teach you, and I guarantee you can learn it in two breaths!"
Yu Qingtang followed suit obediently, and then tried to speak: "Senior brother?"
This voice sounds similar to his usual voice, except that the pitch is slightly higher and more like a female voice.
Senior Brother Seventeen blushed: "Hey, hey."
The third senior brother smiled and shook his fan: "Silver beads fall on the plate, gold is broken and jade is struck, good."
Yu Qingtang: "...Third senior brother, can you please stay away from me? I'm so scared."
The senior sister held her face and circled around him: "Not bad, it's really good."
"Ahem." Second Senior Sister reminded him, "Do you still remember your character?"
Yu Qingtang answered sternly: "Taciturn and unsociable. Cold-tempered by nature, he cultivates the path of ruthlessness."
The second senior sister then asked: "How to refuse?"
"The great road comes first, and love must be cut off." Yu Qingtang tightened her fingers on the piano, "If you don't let down the immortal sect, you can only let down the king."
To be continued...