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Outer Chapter Li Weizheng's Transmigration(1/2)

1. Meng Erpo, who sells lottery tickets

Underworld, there are many ghosts who do small business, carrying loads, setting up stalls, and shouting loudly. The bridgehead looks quite lively. Some sell Viagra, eat a strong yang energy, and can have a dream of reincarnation for twenty years. Some sell Indian divine oil. They can fly directly from the 18th level of hell to the first level of hell to visit relatives without having to do it.

To climb the ghost ladder layer by layer, of course, whether you can get the approval of the ghost officials in this level is another matter.

The Naihe Bridge is filled with new ghosts who came to report. According to the rules, each new ghost will receive a meal sign from Meng Erpo, the administrator of Naihe Bridge, and then go to the nearby Naihe Bridge canteen to have a meal of Yin and Yang rice. Of course, there is Mengpo Soup, a signature dish in the underworld. Mengpo Soup should have been drunk before reincarnation, but given that many deceased bosses in recent years, they still bribe the Internet and ruin the atmosphere in the underworld. The rules have been changed and Mengpo Soup is first drunk before crossing the Naihe Bridge.

‘I drank Mengpo soup and forgot my hometown from now on!’

Meng Erpo and Meng Po have no blood relationship, they just changed their names to admire them, just like someone who admires the US president and changes their names to Bamao. The name is just a bit similar. Meng Erpo is a low-level clerk, an extra-staff member and cannot make money. Therefore, she must try her best to generate income. So there is an underworld lottery point next to Naihe Bridge. Of course, the shopkeeper selling lottery tickets is Meng Erpo. Although it is inconsistent with the spirit of separation of government and enterprises above, Meng Erpo has a husband as a backing. Director Bai Wuchang, director Bai of Naihe Bridge Economic Development Zone, had to turn a blind eye and just think that he didn't know about this.

"Come and buy it! The last day of the 1114th issue of Yincai." Meng Erpo waved to several ghost messengers on the Huangquan Road.

"Sister Meng, come with ten lottery tickets, the number is free." The ghost messenger Li Niutou threw twenty ghost coins to Meng Erpo. Generally speaking, the new ghost had no money on them, and Meng Erpo didn't do their business. She smiled and collected the money, and cast ten lottery tickets from the lottery machine and handed them to Li Niutou and said, "The prize will be drawn tomorrow. This first prize will be 200 million ghost coins. I wish Niutou will win the grand prize."

"Thank you, sister, I will treat you if you win the lottery." Li Niutou accepted the lottery. When he saw that all the ghosts stretched their necks to look at his lottery, he waved the ghost whip and scolded: "If you take the food card, hurry up and go to dinner, don't be allowed to procrastinate."

The new ghosts were frightened by his lightning gaze. They received the meal sign from Meng Erpo and walked towards the cafeteria next to them. Meng Erpo's business was light today, and after seeing these new ghosts, they became very bad. She cursed and slapped the license plates to the new ghosts.

"Boss, can you give me a lottery ticket?" Meng Erpo was stunned. He saw a young new ghost standing in front of him. He was thin and tall, and looked pretty. He looked outstanding among the old ghosts around him. He stared at the lottery machine tightly, his face full of excitement.

This is naturally our protagonist. His name is Li Weizhi. He is 25 years old this year. He is a small employee of a securities company. He has liked to buy lottery tickets the most since high school. He has bought it for eight or nine years and has not even won two yuan. However, five days ago, he came to work from time to time and suddenly won a huge prize of 20 million yuan. Unfortunately, he was extremely happy and sad. On the day he received the prize, he had a congenital heart attack and came to the underworld to report it.

When he first arrived in the underworld, Li Weizhi was a little sad, but he was a little expectant. The sadness was that his parents would never see him again. Fortunately, he did not get married and didn’t even have a girlfriend. The nearly 16 million yuan inheritance he won can be left to his parents for his retirement. I hope that his elder brother can be filial to them for him; and hoped that he could be reborn again. He wanted to do something big, but there was a new ghost on the road worried about being reincarnated as a pig and sheep, but he was not worried about himself. He had never done anything bad in his life. He just killed a few ants with a rubber band when he was a child, and in high school he just peeked at Sister Wang next door taking a bath.

As for the evils that are committed when he is a trader, you can't blame him. If you want to blame, you can blame the boss's instructions. He only gets a small salary. The boss is the boss. Besides, the stock market is risky. The country has reminded him a long time ago, and it is also a small retail investor who is too greedy. He can't make a profit from a daily limit and then think about the next daily limit. It would be strange if he doesn't lose money. So after thinking about it, he can't be reincarnated as a pig or sheep. If he wants to invest, it is also the corrupt officials who will invest, and it is not his turn.

He has prepared for his big career in the next life. He remembered the sports lottery first prize number for three years. If he could be reborn a few years earlier, wouldn’t he have made a fortune? He doesn’t have to win every time. As long as he wins the first prize ten times, it’s enough. The more Li Weizhi thinks, the more beautiful he is, how big he is. Unfortunately, Mei Meng was woken up by Li Niu Tou, who is looking at him, "Dream! After drinking Mengpo Soup, you still remember the end." Mengpo Soup, yes! He knew that after drinking Mengpo Soup, everything in his previous life would be forgotten. Li Weizhi became worried again. What would he do not drink that damn soup? He never came up with any good way to do it all the way. The key is that he had no valuable things to bribe Li Niu Tou.

At this moment, Li Weizhi was so excited that he almost screamed. There were lottery tickets in the underworld, so he was worth dying! Seeing Meng Erpo being stunned, he quickly glanced at the ghost officer and whispered: "Give me a lottery."

The shop was young and didn't bully the customer. Meng Erpo immediately smiled and asked him immediately, "What's your name?"

The underworld stipulates that lottery tickets must be made in real-name to prevent issuing agencies from cheating. Li Weizhi said: "My name is Li Weizhi, Muzili, vitamins, stop."

Speaking of this, Li Weizhi immediately remembered the most deadly thing, and he had no money on his body. He was stunned for a moment and murmured: "Sister, can you owe money first?"

Meng Erpo's face immediately sank. She deleted his name from the lottery machine with a "slap" and "owed". Isn't this trick? After drinking Mengpo's soup, I remembered that she had bought a lottery ticket.

"Go! Go! Go! Don't make trouble here, be careful I tell Li Niuto to beat you up." She threw a meal sign to Li Weizhi and drove him away. Li Weizhi looked at the lottery machine reluctantly and had to follow the team helplessly.

Not long after, all the new ghosts got their license plates and went to dinner. The lottery machine became deserted again. Meng Erpo was in a very bad mood and turned off the lottery machine all at once. She didn't even sell the lottery tickets of 10,000 in this month, let alone make money. Her husband knew she was going to laugh to death. He worked next door to his house, and there were 70,000 in-depth coins in a month. Why bother to make such a small amount of money after being busy all day? Let's go back to become an official wife!

'Ding bell!' With a crisp sound of the car ring, the postman Sun Mamong drove up quickly on a dark green permanent bicycle. He stepped on the lottery counter and asked loudly: "Sister Meng, has the new ghost named Li Weizhi arrived? Here is his letter."

‘Li Weizhi?’ Meng Erpo suddenly remembered the young ghost who wanted to buy lottery tickets but had no money just now. She pointed to the cafeteria not far away, “He is preparing to eat Yin-Yang rice and drink Meng Po soup there!”

"Then I will give you the letter burned by his family. Please transfer it to him!" The postman from the horse face dropped the letter irresponsibly, pedaled the bicycle hard, and ran away.

"A common problem in public institutions!" Meng Erpo complained angrily: "I can't do big things, but I don't want to do small things, but I increase my workload."

While she cursed, she opened the letter. Sometimes, she often burned some hundred-dollar bills in the world. If she saw it, it would be a compensation for her increased workload!

When I opened the letter, there was an A4 paper inside, to be precise, a copy of a lottery ticket, with a stamp on it, "The first prize is 20 million yuan," Meng Erpo suddenly screamed, his feet jumped three feet high, his eyes stared into a square hole, the lottery was clearly written, Isn't it the 1114th issue! Isn't it the issue of tomorrow's lottery? The underworld and the living world use the same lottery system. Due to the time difference, the lottery time will be one week late in the living world, and the prize numbers are completely the same. Although there is a possibility of cheating, life and death are two different realms, and even the King of Hell cannot find out the situation in the living world.

"Two million yuan first prize!" Meng Erpo was so excited that she danced, as if she had won the grand prize. She was like she had knocked down medicine. The fantasies in her mind were completely out of control. If she won the prize, she would definitely buy ten latest LV leather bags first. Although the family had money, her husband said that she should act low-key and not let the Independent Commission Against Corruption suspect that the property they declared was fake, and she suffered. Her Benny Road broken bag had been used for twenty years, which was really a waste of money.

It’s extreme, by the way, she still has to buy twenty bottles of Chanel No. 5, and she no longer uses Pechoin. Of course, houses are indispensable. Last year, Jiuyoujian Real Estate Company launched a sky-high-priced villa group in Tangchen, known as the “most luxurious villa in the underworld”. It has 400,000 sq.m. per square meter. She has to buy one of her own! She has enough living in a two-bedroom family courtyard divided by her husband’s unit, and she also needs breast augmentation and skin care. She travels to the Mediterranean Dragon Palace and buys a passport for the Western Paradise.























I don’t know how long this ghost dream took, but Meng Erpo finally gradually woke up and returned to the reality of the underworld. She hasn’t won the prize yet! She is still just a small non-staff administrator, no! She has to buy this lottery ticket first. The 20 million in the world is the 20 million in the world. This is a thousand-year-old opportunity to make a fortune. She must not let it go. She quickly turned on the lottery machine and knocked the numbers in one by one. ‘Wait!’ She suddenly found that the winning numbers seemed to be missing two digits. After counting carefully, there were indeed two numbers missing. Meng Erpo blinked her eyes. This situation was mostly because Li Weizhi’s family did not burn the lottery ticket clean.

"Hey!" Meng Erpo suddenly raised her head and shouted angrily: "How do you burn paper in your family? Such important things cannot be burned. Do you know that this will harm your devil?"

But this is the first prize of 200 million ghost coins! Meng Erpo's heart seemed to be burning, and she was walking back and forth in front of the lottery machine with her hands behind her back. What should I do? Suddenly, she slapped herself hard. That Li Weizhi must still remember this set of numbers, why didn't she expect him?

But he was drinking Mengpo soup! Meng Erpo's face turned green, and she rushed into the cafeteria of Naihe Bridge like a gust of wind, Amitabha! It was still time to ask Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for blessing, but she was afraid that Li Weizhi would drink Mengpo soup and forget everything.

















2. The scheming and concise judge Cui

Fortunately, she was very lucky. She saw the thin and tall Li Weizhi lined up to receive the meal at a glance, and it was about to line him up. Seeing that he was about to receive the meal plate, Meng Erpo's ghost flashed and rushed to him, slapped his meal plate, grabbed his arm and said, "Come here, I have something to ask you!"

"Sister Meng, what are you doing?" Li Niutou, who was next to him, hurriedly came forward to stop him. Meng Erpo glared at her ankle and said viciously: "Whatever you do, can I talk to him, can't you be able to talk to him?"

Although Meng Erpo is a small clerk outside the post, her husband is a judge of the underworld, a senior official at the department level, and a small person like Li Niutou dared to provoke him. He watched Meng Erpo pull Li Weizhi away, and had no choice but to hold this breath into his stomach. He looked at Li Weizhi's Meng Po soup. It was numbered and it was not enough to lose a bowl.

"You!" He kicked the old pervert staring at the butt next to him, and pointed to the extra Meng Po Tang, saying, "It's a bargain, drink this bowl too."

As for the consequences of drinking two bowls of Mengpo soup, he didn't know, but that didn't matter. What's important is that someone needs to drink the extra bowl of Mengpo soup in front of him.

Let’s talk about Meng Erpo pulling Li Weizhi to his lottery machine, pointing to the number of the lottery machine and asking: “Do you still remember this first prize number? Tell me, we are half of the prize in the underworld.”

Li Weizhi was myopic. He looked closer for a long time, but was stunned. Isn’t this his first prize number? How could she know? But there seemed to be two missing. He was saying it, but he bit his tongue suddenly. Wait, now, it’s 100 million, and he must not say it. Li Weizhi turned around and looked at Meng Erpo. He saw that she was a middle-aged female ghost with a thicker waist than a rhino, and seemed to be just a small clerk. She had no beauty anymore, but why was Niu Tou so afraid of her? Could it be that they were their first lovers back then, Li Weizhi

He quickly shook his head and shook off this ridiculous idea. He suddenly remembered that when he first entered the securities company, there was a fat aunt telling the cashier in the company. Everyone seemed to please her. He thought that everyone was asking for the fat aunt to reimburse her. Later, he found out that the fat aunt was actually the big boss's wife, so women can't see what she does. The key is to see what her husband does. What about the aunt in front of him? She actually took the job and sold lottery tickets. She had a bad attitude towards the ghost messenger and did not see the leader to take care of her. Could it be that her husband was too?









Although it was just a guess, Li Weizhi decided to gamble this. He immediately smiled and said, "Of course I remember the number, but I have two small wishes. If my elder sister can achieve my wish, this prize is unique to you."

Meng Erpo suddenly realized that she began to fall in love with this young man and was very good at speaking! She clearly stated that she was in the condition, but she did not say that she would achieve her wish and not let herself get out of the stage. He even called her elder sister!

Meng Erpo laughed, "Tell me! My elder sister still has some social relationships, maybe she can help you."

"First, I don't want to drink that Mengpo soup."

Before he finished speaking, Meng Erpo interrupted him, "Don't worry, Li Niuto will give me this face, you don't have to drink it."

But she didn't say the subtext. After drinking Mengpo's soup, could he still remember the number? Meng Erpo said impatiently again: "Then tell me your second wish."

"The second little wish! I want to be revived."

















Meng Erpo placed Li Weizhi in the temporary shelter of Naiheqiao. He went to find his old man with great worries. He was not as good as reincarnation. He had strict indicators and restrictions. Moreover, he had to be specially approved by King Yan. More importantly, his life was not over. She was just a small administrator and had no ability. She could only discuss with her husband. Meng Erpo's husband was judge Cui from the underworld and was in charge of life and death. He might have a way to make Li Weizhi return to his mother.

Judge Cui was from the Tang Dynasty. He has been in the position of Judge for 1,300 years and has never been promoted. However, he seems to be very comfortable. This is no wonder. There is only one Judge, but the superiors have ten teams, such as King Guang of Qin, King Chujiang of Song, King Wu Guan of Yan, King Yan of Transformation, King Taishan of Tai, King Equality of Urban, King of Five Rotary Kings, etc., most of them are empty positions without real power, and he has great power and benefits in personnel affairs. A book of Yin and Yang Life and Death has made him make a lot of money for 1,300 years.

However, in recent years, the underworld has had an anti-corruption storm. We must improve the power supervision mechanism, such as property declaration system, development of supervision system, establishment of the Independent Commission Against Corruption Office, and King Yan Luo personally served as the leader of the Independent Commission Against Corruption Leading Group, etc. These judge Cui did not take it seriously. He had already made a lot of money. Besides, the files were piled up in 1,300 years. How to check it? The parties involved were either still young or drank Mengpo soup. How could they remember the bribes they had done? It would be okay to be honest for a few years. At least they could cultivate their character. Therefore, he never took risks for small money in recent years. Many little ghosts secretly fed money and were severely scolded by him or handed over to the Independent Commission Against Corruption Office. Therefore, he was rated as an "Advanced Integrity and Integrity" for three consecutive years.

After listening to his wife's statement, Judge Cui began to quickly evaluate the risk and benefit ratio. First of all, Li Weizhi had not crossed the Naihe Bridge yet. His Yin-Yang Book was included, but the community household registration in the underworld has not been registered. In other words, King Yan Luo, who is in charge of supervision, did not know that he was coming. The risk was not great, and the income was actually 200 million underworld coins. The income was far greater than the risk! Judge Cui smiled twitching the goatee and laughing treacherously. Of course, he would not let this opportunity goat.

Judge Cui is a veteran in this field. He is also familiar with the operation plan. He found the electronic book of Yin and Yang Life and Death, and used vague query to find the word "Li Wei". Tens of thousands of records appeared. He screened the two options of "Life is not over" and "waiting for repatriation" in the nature column, and there were only more than a hundred lines left at once.

While searching, Ms. Cui murmured: "Li Weiwei, Li Weiping, Li Wei code, Li Weiti...Li Weizheng...Li Weihe, wait!"

Murder Cui's eyes turned back and stared at the one "Li Weizheng" above. During the Hongwu period of the Ming Dynasty, he was assassinated to the underworld. His life was still not over. He suddenly laughed. The ghost he was looking for. He picked up a pen and added a horizontal line to Li Weizhi's "Zhi", so two Li Weizheng appeared. The judge changed the life and death code of the two. Meng Erpo next to him was a woman. She understood that her husband was committing a crime on duty, so she couldn't help but ask nervously: "I heard that the computer department of the King of Hell Hall is changing the lottery monitoring system. If it is found out by the new system that we bought the lottery, we will follow the Teng Mogua to find out you...."
To be continued...
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