After calming down, Zhang Fugui then said to the beautiful customer in front of him: "I really don't have lychees here now. If you really want to eat them, you can go and look for them online. After all, the season is wrong now. This kind of fruit is not available here."
It’s hard to find.”
"Online? Oh... I understand, you mean to ask the other party to send something called express delivery, right? It's really interesting, I know it." The beautiful girl seemed to have remembered something, and replied in a confused manner.
After hearing this, Zhang Fugui couldn't help but sigh deep in his heart: "What a wonderful girl, but it's a pity that she doesn't have a good brain."
There is a very serious special phenomenon in the group of beauties, that is, for a certain group of people in this group, as their appearance becomes more and more beautiful, their brains seem to become less effective.
The number of their beautiful appearance and morning reading increased accordingly.
In fact, Zhang Fugui understands this phenomenon very well. After all, what is the use of a beautiful girl's brain? Many things can be solved by just being beautiful, so why does she need her brain?
If all the pretty girls are very smart, what about the girls who are not pretty enough?
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God has opened a window for you, so you can't go out of your way to block other people's doors.
Just when Zhang Fugui was thinking wildly, another voice reached his ears.
Different from the crisp and graceful voice just now, this voice is very greasy and sticky.
The speaker was none other than the old immortal Li Laosan dressed in monk robes.
"Hey, I asked your kid to go get the money. Why haven't you come back for so long? Do you want to print it for me now or something?" Mr. Li said to Zhang Fugui without any hesitation.
Then Li Laosan's nose twitched, as if he smelled something, and then he turned around and immediately became happy.
When Zhang Fugui saw this, he thought that Li Laosan, an old gangster, wanted to molest a decent woman.
Unexpectedly, the beautiful girl took the initiative to take Li Laosan's arm with a shy look on her face.
Alas, although the more beautiful a girl is, the harder it is to use her brain, but you girl is simply brainless.
When Zhang Fugui saw this, he had a shit-eating expression on his face.
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"What's wrong with you? Are you envious? I tell you, you can't be envious." Li Laosan may have known what was thinking in Zhang Fugui's mind, with a look of embarrassment on his face.
"Old immortal, why are you here?" the beautiful girl asked softly, seeming to have great respect for Li Laosan.
"It's so true. I can't worry about you. How about it? Have you finished shopping at the night market? I'm really worried when you don't come back so late. You don't know that there are too many bad people in this world." Li
When the third child said the word "bad guy", he specifically glanced at Zhang Fugui.
At this time, Li Laosan's protective tone made Zhang Fugui feel a little nauseous.
"I'm really sorry. I saw this night market was interesting, so I walked around for too long. I just saw this fruit stall with so many varieties, so I wanted to buy some lychees to try." The beauty, whom Li Laosan called too real, actually
Take the initiative to apologize.
"Did you hear that, our Taizhen wants to eat lychees, please hurry up and get a few hundred kilograms." As soon as Li Laosan heard Taizhen's words, he immediately turned around and made an extremely unreasonable request to Zhang Fugui.
"How many kilograms? Even if you want me to buy you a lychee can, I won't be able to get it for you for a while. Besides, it costs several hundred kilograms at a time. Even if you feed pigs, you won't feed it like this."
Zhang Fugui had already annoyed Li Laosan to death, so he retorted unceremoniously.
"How are you talking? Who are you calling a pig? What kind of quality!" Li Laosan retorted tit for tat after hearing this, then turned around and patted the back of his hand that was too deep, like jade fat, and whispered: "Don't follow me.
Such people are generally knowledgeable and obedient."
Taizhen looked shy, then turned her head and nodded to Zhang Fugui.
Zhang Fugui really couldn't stand Li Laosan's behavior. He hurriedly bent down to open the second master's money box, and then picked out a few hundred-yuan bills from it. Then after thinking about it again, he directly took all the hundred-yuan bills.
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After doing this, Zhang Fugui winked directly at Li Laosan.
Li Laosan saw the cash in Zhang Fugui's hand, then turned to Taizhen and said: "You stay here for now, take whatever you like. If you think these fruits are not washed, just eat some bananas and oranges. Bye bye."
Outside, we are all our own people."
Tai Zhen knew that Li Laosan had something to do, so he loosened his arm very considerately and signaled to Li Laosan to help himself.
Seeing this, Zhang Fugui became even more angry. He directly pulled Li Laosan away and pulled Li Laosan to a place where no one was around: "Third Master, what is going on?"
"What's going on? I still want to ask you, what's going on with you?" Li Laosan pretended to be confused and glanced at Zhang Fugui's hand.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Fugui ignored everything and directly stuffed all the cash in his hand into Li Laosan's arms.
"Oh, let me tell you, this is more than five hundred yuan, but you, Third Master, and I have such a problem, that is, whatever goes into my pocket is mine, and I will not go back." Li Laosan took it.
Holding a stack of money, he was laughing heartily. He never expected that Zhang Fugui would be so generous today.
This stack of money must be a few thousand dollars anyway.
Li Laosan felt closer to the money than anyone else and started counting the money one by one directly in front of Zhang Fugui.
"Come on, you took the money, it's all yours. If you feel something is wrong, just tell me the number and I will make up for it later, okay?" Zhang Fugui said anxiously next to him.
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Is the current social and economic situation in such a slump?
"Third Master, let me tell you, you are an upright old immortal who followed Brother Dao. You shoulder the mission entrusted to you by Brother Dao. Do you want to cherish your feathers and strengthen your beliefs? You can't just
If you continue to degenerate like this, if you want to continue like this, I...I, let me tell you, the police station has been very strict in its anti-pornography campaign recently." Zhang Fugui warned Li Laosan earnestly.
"Well, it's quite strict, huh? What are you talking about? What do you think I am? Asshole, you interrupted me like this, I almost forgot where I was counting, you little bastard, what are you thinking about?"
Li Laosan originally counted well, but Zhang Fugui made another plan.
"Then what is your relationship with that little girl?" Zhang Fugui still refused to tell the truth when he saw Li Laosan, so he held Li Laosan's hands to prevent him from counting the money.
"Don't make trouble, my relationship with her is innocent, but none of that is important. The most important thing is that she is your customer now." Li Laosan tried his best to break away from Zhang Fugui's hands, and finally said.
"Nonsense, how did I become her customer? I already have Wang Tiehua, I'm not that kind of person... By the way, how much does it cost?" Zhang Fugui asked.
"How much does it cost? Did you go out tonight without your brains? Even if you didn't bring your brains, you must have your ears with you. I said she was your customer. I didn't expect that you are not very old, but your thinking is quite crooked."
After Li Laosan finished speaking, he started counting the banknotes in his hand again.
Chapter completed!