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Chapter 635 Experiment(1/2)

After breakfast early in the morning, Zhang Fugui looked at the people in the cafeteria with a stern look.

He directly skipped Yang Yuhuan and Guan Yu. He simply glanced at these two people and then turned his attention to the others.

Yang Yuhuan noticed that Zhang Fugui glanced at her, and immediately took away the shaobao on her table like a child.

It was as if she was afraid that Zhang Fugui would snatch her siomai.

The second master didn't know when he started to wear a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, which added a touch of elegance to his handsome and majestic temperament.

At this time he was drinking haggis soup.

Realizing that Zhang Fugui glanced at him, he looked up and saw Zhang Fugui looking around. He guessed that he must have some mischievous idea, so he shook his head and smiled, and continued to look at the "Three Kingdoms" in his hand. When he saw the important points

I will also take out my mobile phone to take a photo, and then send the photo to the mobile phone group.

The name of the mobile phone group is very simple, three words: Screenwriting Team.

It seems that now the second master has started to use the mobile phone network to work.

Anxi veterans are most heroic when they have breakfast, with two big bowls of noodles, one bowl of saozi noodles and one bowl of fried noodles.

The noodle bowl looks like a small basin, the noodles are heavy in oil and vinegar.

Thirteen veterans were either sitting or squatting on stools.

Anyway, the large noodle bowl is firmly held in the palm of the hand. This skill alone cannot be mastered in just a few years.

Zhang Fugui couldn't help but give a thumbs up to these old heroes as he watched them eating in such a hurry.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Fugui turned his attention to Huang Batian and was about to speak to Huang Ba.

I heard Huang Batian ordering to the security team member beside him: "Waizui, today you and Brother Hai are going to visit the door. Fatty, you can help Brother Ya in the cafeteria. After the others have finished eating, come and clear the courtyard with me."

Clean it up and let’s go to the orphanage again in the afternoon."

The security team members nodded after hearing the mission.

Seeing how diligent his subordinates were, Zhang Fugui couldn't help but look away again.

Master? Forget it, we are guests after all.

Hua Tuo? No, this man’s identity is even more special. If he notices something, it will not end well for him.

Just when Zhang Fugui was thinking about it and was suffering from the lack of suitable personnel, Cao Cao walked up to Zhang Fugui.

"Fugui, what are you looking at?" Cao Cao noticed Zhang Fugui was acting weird this morning, and finally couldn't help but stepped forward and asked.

Seeing Cao Cao in front of him, Zhang Fugui's eyes suddenly lit up.

If there is a road to heaven, you don’t take it; if there is no door to hell, you just have to throw yourself into it.

Brother Cao, it’s not that brothers are unloyal, it’s that you seem to be the most suitable person.

Moreover, you have experience in this area, so please contribute.

After making up his mind, Zhang Fugui asked Cao Cao with a smile: "Brother Cao, have you eaten?"

"You are asking this. I ate in front of you. Do you think I ate? What's wrong? I'm being stupid... Ouch... Ouch." Before Cao Cao could finish speaking, he felt a stomachache.

colic.

It feels so familiar.

At this time, Cao Cao's memory suddenly returned to the time when he was a medical mouse for Hua Tuo.

The kind of pain in his stomach that was churning inside, as if it was about to burst out with overwhelming force, gave him a familiar feeling.

"Oh, I'm going... I can't do it, I can't do it." Cao Cao bent down and ran towards the outside of the cafeteria.

"Fugui, what's going on?" The second master noticed the movement here, put down his work, and asked Zhang Fugui.

"I don't know, maybe I have a stomachache." Zhang Fugui said pretending to be innocent.

Zhang Fugui was not telling the truth. He didn't know that he was the instigator of this matter.

Just yesterday, Zhang Fugui learned another magical power from Li Laosan despite being deceived.

Although this magical power may not sound very hygienic.

But the lethality is definitely first-class.

Zhang Fugui believes that with this skill, almost no one in the world can be his opponent.

This magical power is the feces control technique code-named "124".

Indeed, this skill does sound disgusting.

The way it is used is to ask the target: Have you eaten? Or what have you eaten? What did you eat yesterday? Is this delicious?

Anyway, it is a sentence with the word "eat".

As long as the other party opens his mouth to answer, no matter what the answer is, Zhang Fugui can catalyze the digestion speed in the other party's stomach, promote the other party's excretion ability, and further improve the health of the other party's sphincter.

All in all, one look can make the other person upset, and the upset will turn upside down.

As the saying goes, a good man cannot withstand three times.

Those who often watch the animal world may know that in nature, one of the times when animals are most vulnerable to injury is when they excrete.

The same goes for humans.

There is no person in this world who can have a stomachache while still retaining his fighting power.

Not even Superman.

Of course, in addition to the restriction that he must get a response from the other party before he can use this magical power, Zhang Fugui also has to abide by the so-called law of conservation of energy.

That is the person on whom he casts the spell. He must have something in his stomach, and the time of stomach upset is also related to the weight of the food in the stomach of the person being cast.

To put it bluntly, the more you eat, the longer your bowel movements will last.

If there is no food in the stomach, then you can only fart a few times.

Zhang Fugui couldn't understand why this kind of immortal method had such strict scientific standards.

Li Laosan's explanation is very simple, that is, all interpretation rights belong to Heaven.

Translated, if you want to use this skill, you must abide by this set of rules.

Zhang Fugui chose to accept it wisely.

Because he found the loophole in this rule at the first time, that is, if there is poop, it is not normal to fart all the time.

After all, it is human nature to have a stomachache, and unless you have pooped your pants, everyone still has a certain tolerance for it.

But farting non-stop is not that simple.

I would like to ask, in front of everyone, would a person choose to have a stomachache and run to the toilet, or would he choose to fart dozens of times in a row in front of everyone?

The former may be a joke, the latter is a spiritual massacre.

Now Cao Cao is the first victim of Zhang Fugui's magical power.

This is not to say that Zhang Fugui has a bad relationship with Cao Cao, but because Cao Cao has a strong resume and is really suitable to be the guinea pig.

Because of Hua Tuo, it can be said that Cao Cao has some experience and achievements in shitting.

While testing medicine for Hua Tuo, Zhang Fugui began to study whether he should invest in building a fertilizer plant.

The reason is that Cao Cao, after taking Hua Tuo's medicine, was able to continuously provide natural fertilizer twenty hours a day.

So even if it was because of Zhang Fugui's tricks, Cao Cao immediately doubted whether Hua Tuo had started to return to his old business when he had a stomachache.

Fortunately, Zhang Fugui saw that the method was effective and did not further explore Cao Cao's limits.

However, Cao Cao was already in a panic at this time. After coming out of the toilet, he ran directly to Hua Tuo and begged Hua Tuo in a very humble manner not to experiment on him anymore.

Hua Tuo was a little confused by Cao Cao's behavior. After asking about the reason, he had to take Cao Cao to his room, intending to give Cao Cao a medicine to warm his spleen and stomach.

Zhang Fugui looked on with suppressed laughter. Just when he was about to follow Cao Cao and see what would happen next, his cell phone suddenly rang.

Zhang Fugui took out his mobile phone and found that the caller turned out to be Xiaotian's only son.

Is this too much of a coincidence?

Zhang Fugui was just a small test against Cao Cao. After all, Cao Cao was one of his own, and he must not be ruthless.

But Xiaotian's only son was different. In Zhang Fugui's eyes, this guy was not a human being at all. It didn't matter whether he was cruel or not, but if there was a chance, Zhang Fugui would definitely be willing to kill him.

So Zhang Fugui couldn't wait to answer the phone.

"Baby, where are you? I just want to see you." Zhang Fugui said.

Hearing Zhang Fugui's enthusiasm, Xiaotian Duzi was stunned on the other end of the phone.

It's true to think that we have formed an alliance, but why does your enthusiasm make it sound like we are getting married?

"Dean Zhang, what a coincidence. I happen to have something very important to ask you for," said Xiaotian Duzi.

"Don't come to me, I'll go directly to you. By the way, is your toilet easy to use?" Zhang Fugui asked, and he was already secretly laughing.

Xiaotian's only son was confused again. He really couldn't catch up with Zhang Fugui's thoughts, so he could only reply blankly: "It's pretty good..."

"Okay, then prepare some food. I'll go find you right away. Right now, you must wait for me." Zhang Fugui became happier as he talked. He never thought that one day he would want it so urgently.
To be continued...
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