Chapter 50 Roasted Chicken
"One, two, three, four...thirteen, fourteen! No! It should be fifteen! Is it because I counted wrong? I counted again, one, two, fourteen, and one missing. It seems that the little ancestors did something. I really can't do anything to him. Sooner or later, I'll have to let him finish it! Alas..."
"Dad! What are you doing?" Wei Lai and Ye Feihua had already arrived at Wei Wu. Seeing Wei Wu muttering something, his hand was still pointing a little while.
"I'm counting the chickens in this yard, and after counting, one missing."
"Are there any thieves in Youshen Village? Will you run out by yourself and can't find the way back!" Wei Lai held back and didn't smile.
"Yes, he is a little thief who often steals other people's food!" Wei Wu said.
"Is it because this little thief stole the food? Do Xiaoye and I help you catch this little thief, then beat you up and vent your anger!" Wei Lai couldn't help it.
Wei Wu saw that Wei Lai's expression was very strange, and he had already guessed it in his heart.
"I'm afraid Brother Lai doesn't have the courage?" Ye Feihua said with a smile.
"I really don't have the courage, but everyone admires my dad in Youshen Village. He is called Master Wu. I guess there is no one he dares to hit!" Wei Lai continued to tease Wei Wu, and then continued, "Dad, do you think so?"
"I think it's because you are itchy!" Wei Wu knew that Wei Lai was digging a hole for him, but when he saw it through, he turned around and pretended to teach Wei Lai a lesson.
Wei Lai also cooperated with Wei Wu, pretending to be afraid of being beaten, so he hurriedly hid behind Ye Feihua: "Haha! I dare not!"
"Haha..." All three of them laughed.
Recently, there is a joke circulating on the Internet: when you are twenty, you will get angry when you are beaten by your father, you will endure when you are beaten by your father at thirty, you will laugh when you are beaten by your father at 40, and when you are fifty, your father will cry when you are beaten by your father. For Wei Lai and Wei Wu, being able to play with your father and son at this time is not a kind of family happiness.
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"He can eat it if he wants to eat it! Who made him an ancestor? He is the little overlord of Youshen Village, and no one dares to mess with it! Let's go! Let's go into the house and talk!" Wei Wu led the two into the main hall.
"Wu...wu...wu...yester Wu!yester Wu!"
As soon as the three of them arrived at the door, they heard someone calling Wu Ye at the door. The three of them stood still and saw a female ghost with her hair spreading loose and her tongue spitting out of her mouth running into the yard.
"Niu Niu! I ran over in a hurry. What happened?" Wu Ye asked.
"It's time to go out... it's time to go out... it's time to kill someone!" The female ghost named Niu Niu said stutteringly. I don't know if it's because she ran too fast or she was already stuttering. After saying a sentence for a long time, she actually said five words.
"What's going on? Where did you die? Tell me slowly!" Wei Wu's words were even more anxious than the matter itself.
"Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..." Niu Niu said, her tongue drooping on her mouth trembled, which was very scary.
"Okay! Stop talking! Take me there!" Wei Wu felt that it would be better to let Niu Niu take him to the site of the incident to solve the problem faster.
"Good...good...good!"
"Stop talking, lead the way!" Wei Wu saw that Niu Niu was still talking, and hurriedly urged. Then he turned around and said to Wei Lai and Ye Feihua: "Do you two want to go there together? Or are you waiting for me to come back here?"
"Xiao Ye, why don't you go and have a look together, maybe you can help!"
"Okay! Go and have a look!"
The three of them followed Niu Niu, but Niu Niu's walking speed was really...
I saw Niu Niu moving forward quickly, just like a race athlete, but the distance of one step was probably only ten centimeters, and it would never be much. At this moment when life was at stake, Niu Niu's speed seemed too slow, not even half as much as an ordinary person could walk.
"Dad! What's going on with her? It's too slow!" Wei Lai was anxious, but there was no way. He turned around and looked at Niu Niu and said.
"Don't be too anxious! If something was a big deal, the villagers had discovered it and came to look for me! Let's go to the corner of the road ahead to see. If we can't see the place where something happened, let's wait for Niu Niu and let her show us the way!" Wei Wu could only explain when he saw Wei Lai was anxious.
"It's not a big deal that's going to happen?"
"She is like this, always making a fuss, but she is a kind-hearted girl!"
"Oh! So that's how it is!"
"Uncle, is Niu Niu a hanged ghost?" Ye Feihua asked.
"Yes! It's because she's a hanged ghost that she stutters when she talks and makes it so difficult to walk!"
"I thought she stuttered because she was too anxious!" Wei said.
"No! Because she is a hanged ghost, her tongue will be spit out, which will cause her to speak like this. When she is not in a hurry, although her speech is smoother, she is not much better! Also, because she is a hanged ghost, she has been struggling in pain before she dies. When the person is hanging on the white silk, her legs will unconsciously swing frequently. Stuttering and walking too slowly are the root causes of her life."
"This situation should be caused by psychological effects. I think it should be solved to help her return to normal, so that her quality of life in Youshen Village will be better!" Ye Feihua said.
"I have tried some methods, but they are not very useful. However, there is no need. This girl has been in Youshen Village for decades, and now she has figured it out and plans to reincarnate in a few days. Brother Hu also helped her win a good family!"
"It is not a good destination to find a good family to reincarnate!" Ye Feihui sighed.
"Yes! She was also a pretty good girl during her lifetime. She was bullied by a few beasts because her sister who had been dependent on each other since childhood. She felt that she had not protected her sister well and was ashamed. In addition, the world at that time, alas... In short, if you can't think about it, just by a moment of thought..."
"He is also a poor person. How could he give up his life so easily?" Wei Lai felt sorry for Niu Niu.
Wei Wu glanced at Wei Lai and became angry from his heart: "I still have the face to talk to others! What about you? A poor person must have something hateful. Why did I give birth to such a son!"
Of course, Wei Wu did not express his thoughts at this time. After all, his son is already like this, so what if he is angry?
"It's not a solution for us to wait for Niu Niu like this!" Wei Lai saw that although Niu Niu was trying hard to chase them, he still left a distance and was anxious.
"Uncle! Niu Niu should be able to explain what happened clearly, right?" Ye Feihua asked suddenly.
"Of course! She has lived in Youshen Village for decades! Ask this..." Wei Wu said this, suddenly figured out what Ye Feihua meant, and then continued: "Yes! You see, I have always misled things. Just thinking that she couldn't understand the matter, I asked her to lead the way. It's time for Xiao Ye to think about it carefully. I'll ask her now!"
"Dad! I'll ask!" Wei said.
"You seem to be filial at this time! Why did you go before? Let me go! She said you don't know. It will only take more time to pass on the message when she comes back!" Wei Wu choked Wei Lai.
Ye Feihua smiled with a pursed lips, and Wei Lai looked at his forty-two-sized big feet in embarrassment.
Wei Wu took a few steps and turned around and walked to Nuoniu: "Nioniu! What's the most important thing about picking up is that something happened?"
"Mao...Mao..."
"Thousand House?"
Niu Niu shook her loose hair and tongue desperately.
“Thatted hut?”
Niu Niu nodded.
“Where is the thatched hut?”
"Ancestral Temple..."
"The one behind the ancestral temple?"
Niu Niu nodded again.
"You go slowly, I'll go first!" After Wei Wu said that, he turned around and rushed towards the ancestral temple without waiting for Niu Niu to speak.
"Let's go! Go to the ancestral temple!" Wei Wu returned to Wei Lai Ye Feihua, and after saying that, he turned left and hurried forward.
Wei Lai and the others quickly followed. This time the three of them were faster and returned to the ancestral temple in a short while.
"Is something happening in the ancestral temple?" Wei Lai asked
"It's not that something happened in the ancestral temple, come with me first!"
Without having time to say more, Wei Lai and Ye Feihua followed Wei Wu to the backyard of the ancestral temple. When they arrived at the backyard, the three of them were stunned. There were also three people in the backyard, but these three people were really darker, even darker than Wei Lai at the beginning. In addition, the light in Youshen Village was originally weak, so at this time, they could only see three white teeth. The three of them quietly supported their knees with their hands, gasping for breath, and smoking was still coming out of their bodies.
"Who are you?" Wei Wu saw it from afar and asked in surprise.
"Sunzi, can you stop asking, find me some clothes first!" said the smaller nigger.
Although he is small, he speaks very arrogantly.
Wei Wu can tolerate it, but Wei Lai can't. How could he allow others to talk to him like this: "Your grandson is very arrogant. I think you deserve a beating, right?"
“孙子,先别拿衣服了!先和我一起揍你儿子一顿,让他学会尊老爱幼!”小黑鬼直起身来,抬起手臂一挥,向魏武三人走来.魏来突然感觉脸颊一疼,疼得哎呦一声,感觉就像被人扇了一巴掌一样,一个踉跄差点摔倒,还好被旁边的叶非花扶了一把.
"Good fight! Good fight! Fight..." A thin ghost shouted behind the little nigger.
Wei Wu glanced at the thin ghost, and the thin ghost immediately closed his mouth. At this time, Wei Wu had already recognized the three people on the other side, namely the ancestor Wei Xiao and Jin Houer Zhu Gang.
"My ancestor, look at how well you are like this. Let's put on clothes first!" Wei Wu had no time to care about his son, so he quickly said to Wei Xiaoshu who was walking over.
Although Wei Xiao looked at Xiao, he was still an old ghost who had lived for hundreds of years. After Wei Wu reminded him, he realized that his little suit was burned out, naked and naked!
"Ah!" Wei Xiaoma immediately covered her crotch and ran away with her little bird.
At the same time, Jin Houer and Zhu Gang behind Wei Xiao also covered their crotch and wanted to run away with Wei Xiao.
"You two get me over!" Wei Wu shouted to the other two niggers.
"Master Wu, can we let us put on our clothes and then roll over?" Jin Hou'er begged.
"Yes! We are also unconventional!" Zhu Gang added.
Wei Wu looked around and found that there were still two pieces of unburned wood, so he pointed to the two pieces of wood and said to Jin Houer and Zhu Gang: "Go over and block the wood first!"
"There is also Mars. If we use it to block our baby, we will become roast chicken!" Jin Hou boldly retorted.
"Past!" Wei Wu's tone was unquestionable. Perhaps he was scolded by Wei Xiao just now and was unhappy. Let's vent his anger on Jin Houer and the others.
"oh!"
"All right!"
Then the two of them reluctantly went over and blocked the wooden board.
"Tell me! What's going on?" Wei Wu asked.
"We are fighting in the thatched house..." Zhu Gang said halfway.
"We were chatting in the thatched room, and maybe we were arguing that the little ancestor who was using ghost fire to cook chicken. He came over with a stick and beat us up! Who knew that sparks splashed onto the firewood, ignited the thatch, and the fire started to burn in an instant. The three of us didn't have time to run out as soon as possible, but they were burned to this way! Zhu Gang, do you think?" Jin Houer turned around and squeezed at Zhu Gang.
Strangely, Zhu Gang, who is usually stupid, suddenly became smart this time and understood what Jin Houer meant.
"Yes, yes! That's it!"
"I'm afraid you're lying!" Wei Laiqi Jin Hou'er was gloating just now, took out the black ring ruler and walked towards Jin Hou'er, stared at him tightly, then suddenly turned his head and shouted at Zhu Gang: "You said!"
Zhu Gang was frightened and couldn't help but tell the truth quickly: "We were fighting, and the little ancestor was roasting chicken. When we heard that we were fighting, we came over with a stick and said, "If you are tired of fighting, I will go to eat chicken with me and tell me that you caught the chicken!" We didn't want to, and when we didn't hear it, we started fighting again! The little ancestor persuaded the fight, and the fire started to burn, and it turned out like this!"
"You fart! What's the piggy talking nonsense?"
Chapter completed!