Chapter 291 How to communicate with fools
"Dare to use your bad breath to smother me." Jiang Feng was furious.
There was lightning flashing in his hand, and he swung his punch.
"Thunder Fist!" Without the zombie man reacting, Jiang Feng punched his zombie face hard.
There was still lightning flashing in Jiang Feng's hands.
This not only knocked the zombie man to the ground, but also made him twitch continuously.
"Your uncle, I don't know how many years have you been rinsing your mouth. Do you dare to use it to smoke me?" Jiang Feng's feet gathered with lightning, and he raised his foot and kicked it hard.
For a moment, lightning flashed, and the zombie man screamed repeatedly, without any chance to resist.
The zombie man is just a local in this world. How could he beat Jiang Feng, who is blessed with lightning?
Jiang Feng did not send him back all at once, but chose to beat him up first.
The zombie man was beaten up and ran away with his head in his arms.
"Wait, what are you going to beat me?" The zombie man reached out to stop while holding his head.
"You asked me why I hit you?" Jiang Feng became even more angry when he heard this.
Don't you know why I hit you? If you don't blow me with that bad breath, I will send you back to the West and I won't torture you.
The problem is that you blow me with your bad breath. You haven't rinsed your mouth for many years and it's so smelly.
"It hurts, I always give me a reason when you hit me." The zombie man hugged his head and screamed in pain.
"Okay, today I'll give you a reason. Have you been breathing fresh for more than ten years?"
When he heard that it was the reason, the zombie man quickly explained: "I just let the air blow to let you know that this is the exit."
"Huh?" Jiang Feng stopped when he heard this explanation. He looked at the zombie man suspiciously.
The zombie man looked at Jiang Feng with a grievance in his head.
Judging from his grievance, it seems that he was really wronged.
"Then what are you?" Jiang Feng asked a question.
The zombie man stood up with his face covering his face and said aggrievedly: "I am the gravekeeper here. If you don't ask, come and hit me."
"Are you human?" Jiang Feng looked up and down at him.
No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a human being.
People will have a zombie face? People will have a pair of lizard claws?
"Why can't I be a human? I'm practicing martial arts."
"What kind of skills are you practicing?" Jiang Feng couldn't help but be curious.
What kind of martial arts is that weird?
"You have to care." The zombie man gave Jiang Feng a blank look.
"Uh, I'm sorry, I thought you were weird." Jiang Feng apologized politely.
It must have been that he misunderstood him and beat him up.
It is still necessary to apologize as a child of a saint.
At this moment, Jiang Feng had already made himself a saint's son.
It is not that ordinary people know that they are all saint disciples, but that they have substituted themselves as disciples of true saints.
What are you waiting for if you don’t have a relationship?
Since you are a disciple of a saint, you must pay attention to your appearance and your own words.
"Hmph!" The zombie man covered his face and snorted coldly, turning his head away and ignored Jiang Feng.
Those few times just now, if he hadn't been strong, he would have disappeared now.
His face is still unconscious.
Forgive you? Or you might as well give me a beat?
Seeing that he did not forgive him and ignored him, Jiang Feng shook his head and ignored him. Instead, he looked around and wanted to find an exit.
As soon as he glanced at him, he saw the exit.
It was a staircase that went straight to the top.
Jiang Feng, who had long wanted to leave, couldn't wait to run up.
Looking at the stairs, Jiang Feng guessed that it should have been at least several hundred years here.
Jiang Feng could see the traces of time on this staircase, which were already covered with various microorganisms such as moss.
There is moss here, and Jiang Feng guessed that there should be an oasis above the underground palace.
Otherwise, these moss and microorganisms would not be able to live.
This staircase is not long or short. Jiang Feng climbed to the top after a few steps.
There is also a gate above, which is also rusty, and it has obviously been for many years.
The most important thing is that he hasn't opened it.
Jiang Feng smiled.
"Some people are really not concerned about their lives these days." Jiang Feng sighed and thundered the door open.
The zombie man behind him was relieved when he saw Jiang Feng leave, "I finally fooled him away."
He thought it was food, but he didn't expect that a great god came and almost beat him up to death.
"Fortunately I'm smart." The zombie man couldn't help but be glad.
It belongs to the combination of souls and bodies, something similar to a lich.
Apart from eating and not having a heartbeat, it is actually not much different from a normal person.
He can only eat people and fresh meat, and no longer eat what ordinary people can eat.
As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he was secretly grateful that Jiang Feng's voice came from above.
"Hey, ugly monster, remember to have a heartbeat when pretending to be a human next time! And it's not right for you, but you probably won't have the next time."
"Ah?" Before the zombie man could come back to his senses, a strong light suddenly burst out in front of him.
"Boom!" The thunderstorm is a huge thunderstorm.
With a bang, the entire underground palace collapsed completely.
The zombie man was blown to pieces and buried before he even came to his senses.
The zombie man didn't have a heartbeat and found out when Jiang Feng hit him.
You still practice your skills like this? If you practice your functions, you will lose your heartbeat. How awesome?
When he walked up and saw the rusty iron door, he was sure.
This thing must be weird!
It can be said that Jiang Feng knew from the beginning that he was weird and did not expose it. He just wanted to play with him.
When you think you are saved, it will be fun to give him another reversal.
Anyway, Jiang Feng thinks it’s fun, but he doesn’t know whether the zombie man thinks it’s fun or not.
The entire underground palace collapsed and was completely buried and disappeared into the yellow sand.
The endless desert is ruthless, and maybe no one will ever discover this place again.
It is also possible that there are countless gold, silver and treasures buried below, and someone will come to search for treasures hundreds or thousands of years later.
.........
"Bao, bah, bah, bah~" Jiang Feng crawled out and spit out a few mouthfuls of yellow sand and sorted out his clothes.
Only after sorting it out did Jiang Feng have time to look around.
Sure enough, it was almost the same as what he guessed.
The underground palace is set next to an oasis, which is a large oasis, and there are many animals drinking water here.
Jiang Feng even saw his camel.
Yes, it’s his camel, and his sesame cake is still on it.
The camel was not dead, and Jiang Feng couldn't help but sigh that he was lucky.
"Hey, no, that's my horse?" Jiang Feng meowed again and found that his horse was also here.
At this time, the horse was following the camel tightly, like a little brother.
"They are not dead?" Jiang Feng walked over in surprise and patted the horse's head.
The maroon horse was not afraid when he saw that it was his master, but continued to bow his head and drink water.
In fact, they didn't die mainly depended on the camel.
This camel has followed the Hu merchant all year round. Not only can hedge dangers and avoid dangers, but he also knows where there is an oasis.
Chapter completed!