Chapter 0341 Various heroes
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"Okay, Garen Zhao Xin, let me say a few words." The man in Jinkai frowned and said seriously: "This little brother, teach me how to soak the white and rich girl in Picheng. I, Jiawen IV, will repay you!"
‘Oh my god, Debang’s three pits!’ Ezeril sighed in his heart.
Ezreal is definitely not a criticism of the heroes of Debon from Piltwof's standpoint, because for a very simple reason - although these three people did not cheat when negotiating war, they were really cheating in real life.
First of all, take Garen as an example. His biggest hobby in his life is to squat in the grass and peek at the beautiful legs of a girl passing by. Yes, this guy is an absolute beautiful leg control.
For example, Zhao Xin, this guy’s biggest hobby in his life is to squat in the grass and peep at the chrysanthemums of girls passing by. Yes, this guy is an absolute chrysanthemum control.
Finally, let’s talk about Jiawen. This guy’s biggest hobby in his life is the temperament of a girl squatting in the grass and peeping at the passing girl. Yes, this guy is an absolute temperament control.
Please don’t get me wrong. Jiawen’s temperament controls not those gentle and lovely girls, nor those ladies, but...
A rich and beautiful woman, a young lady, that is to say, a noble and cold goddess...
In short, the biggest hobby of these three people is to peek at beauties in the grass.
"Gaven IV?" Ellik was stunned. This name... felt very similar to the son of a certain royal family or the duke, and it was from four generations. It gave people the feeling that it had been passed down for four generations.
"Yes, Garvan is the prince of Demacia~" Garen stretched out a head from Garvan's back and threw a charming look.
"The real prince, his father is the king, tall, rich and handsome!" Zhao Xin poked his head out from the other side and threw a charming look at Ellik.
"Well, Zhao Xin, Garen, I followed my father to fight hundreds of times, including countless victories, and then promoted to a hero and became the source of courage for Demacia. However, these things cannot be made public. We must keep a low profile, keep a low profile." Jiawen looked like a beautiful expression that could not be more beautiful, and then Malaysia sat on the stool in front of Ellik with a golden knife, coughed gently, and spoke lightly.
"What the prince taught me is." Galen and Zhao Xin bowed.
"..." Allic glanced at the three people silently, and then thought to himself: "It's indeed worthy of being three major pitfalls. This drama is too fake."
At this time, Jiawen looked at Ellik's unmoved expression and turned around in confusion, gathered with Galen and Zhao Xin, and said something rustlingly.
'I said Garen, why isn't the girl moved?' Jiawen asked with a puzzled look on her face.
‘Don’t you like a young man like a young man like Izawa (Ezarrier, who is washing the cup, twitched the corner of his mouth and crushed the cup). This is not right. What’s the better thing about that young man (knock, the second cup sacrifice)?’ Garen touched his chin strangely.
‘Does it mean that you like a cute little cutie like Timona?’ Zhao Xin thought for a while and said, ‘There are also quite a lot of Zheng Taiguan?’
‘No, right, I can tell at a glance that girl is at the level of invincible domineeringness. Garen, go and call Vayne, Shivanna and Fiona!’ Jiawen's eyes turned and said.
‘Why call those three? It’s terrible!’ Garen was shocked.
‘What am I afraid of?’ Jiawen rolled his eyes and said, ‘Don’t worry, go quickly!’
Garen nodded, then roared, "Fatal Strike!!" He ran outwards and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"..." Allic, who heard the whole conversation, took a sip of water silently, then looked at Jinx, who was sleeping on his lap, touched his chin, and thought, "It seems that there are a lot of people coming from this bar."
"Unfortunate!" At this time, the door of the bar was suddenly opened. A bearded man pushed the door open and walked out with anger on his face, saying, "Damn Drizzt, hum!"
"Hey, Grayfos, have you been escaped again?" Ezreal asked while washing his cups, looking at the man.
"Stop talking, Ezreal, damn Drizzt, ran so fast." Graves sat helplessly on the bar and said, "Get a glass of wine."
"Give it, your favorite cocktail." Ezreal handed over a goblet and said, "But why are you entangled with Drizzt? You never asked a question."
"Hi, it's all a thing from the past, it's boring." Graves shook his head, obviously not wanting to bother with this topic.
"Oh, this beautiful lady, you exudes a unique charm like a queen among playing cards~" At this time, a magnetic voice came from Elusa. If the voice-controlled girls heard it, they would probably scream, because it was really... too magnetic.
With a "bang", Grayfos crushed the glass in his hand, then turned his head and stared at the man, saying, "Drizzt, you still have the face to appear in front of me..."
As he said that, Grayfors stood up with a gloomy face, held the gun beside him tightly, and said coldly to Drizzt, "Go to die!"
As he said that, three bullets shot towards Drizzt in the shape of a finished font. Drizzt swung his left hand slightly, and three playing cards flew out of his hand. Then, after colliding with Grayfos' bullets, they landed on the ground together.
Ellik's eyes lit up. It was not that Drizzt's fingers and wrists were so strong that they could throw playing cards compared to bullets, but because Drizzt covered magic on playing cards, and this long-range enhancement technique is also a very good technique.
"Grayfus, don't forget that War Academy is forbidden to fight privately." Drizzt gently pressed the hat on his head, then raised his head, looked at Grayfus with a chuckling, and said, "Do you know?"
"You..." Graves gritted his teeth, then sneered, "You will definitely not escape next time!"
"You have said this sentence no less than twenty times." Drizzt smiled, not caring about Graves' words at all.
"May I ask. Have you seen my little bear?" At this time, a young girl-like voice sounded from front of Ellik. Ellik was stunned and turned his head. He saw a pink loli with cute little face and innocent big eyes blinking.
"Uh, in your hands." Ellik's mouth twitched, then pointed to the little loli's right hand.
"Eh?" The little loli raised her right hand and looked at it, then smiled happily. She said, "Ah, I found it, thank you, sister."
"It's okay~" Ellic waved his hand, then looked around and said strangely: "But why are you here?"
"Well, I'm here to make soy sauce." The little loli said honestly, then stretched out his left hand and held a few silver coins on it.
"That's it, but this is a bar. There is no soy sauce." Ellik touched the little loli's head and said, "You have to buy soy sauce at the soy sauce store!"
"That's right!" The little loli nodded suddenly and then walked out the door.
But at this time, the angry Graves was walking outwards. Then the little loli hit his thigh.
"Oh~" the little loli shouted, then fell backwards, and said at that time, Grayfos took a step, put his left hand around the little loli's waist, and then said worriedly: "Little girl, are you okay?"
"Ann... Annie has something to do..." The little loli looked at Grayfos and said blankly, "Annie is in love with you!"
"..." Ellik covered his face with a broken face. What's the point of making a fuss? It's fine if there is a Jinx, why did Anne come here and come here? Does it mean that War Academy, no, girls from Valoran mainland like to play this trick?! Do they all like to fall in love at first sight!!
"Ha? Little Loli, what are you talking about?" Graves laughed, then let go of his hand holding Annie and said, "Let's go back to find your parents."
"Annie...Annie..." Little Loli pulled Grafes' pants and said, "Annie has no parents, Annie has no family, Annie has only a bear..."
As he said that, the little loli raised the bear on his right hand, and then said to Grayfos: "Annie is going to make soy sauce. Can you help Annie?"
"...Oh, okay." Graves seemed to think of something, sighed, and then walked out of the tavern with Anne's hand.
"What's going on?" Ellik's mouth twitched and looked at the men who were lying on the ground, pounding on the table, pounding the table on the bar.
"Ahhh, little Anne Loli would actually like the big beard like Grayfors..." Ezrel hammered the bar with heartache.
"Grefoss, you are actually playing young. I misunderstood and envious of you because of my daughter's cultivation..." Drizzt lay on the table and was hammering the table with heartache.
"Oh oh loli, loli, ah, big beard..." Jiawen orz lay on the ground, then thumped the ground with a bitter 13th.
"It seems that the blow is very big..." Allic drank tea silently, then looked at Zhao Xin who was unmoved and asked, "Why didn't you get hit?"
"Loli is too small, I like someone with a big butt." Zhao Xin smiled implicitly, then gently picked up a chrysanthemum and sniffed it.
"..." Ellik shook his whole body, then rubbed his shoulders hard, and Mamma Mia had a pervert!
"Gaven Jiawen!" At this time, Garen shouted and pushed open the bar door, saying, "Vayne, Shivana and Fiona are here!"
"Why are we asking us to come?" At this time, a tall woman walked over outside the door. She had short red hair, tight leather jacket and iron fencing suit, and walked over heroically.
"Oh, we're here!" This time, a tall and wild girl came in, holding a pair of fists and swords in her hand.
"Prince, have you ordered?" This time, a girl in a tight-fitting suit and leather armor came in. She was wearing a huge crossbow on her back, and a crossbow on her hands, and braided with long black hair on her back.
"Fiona, Shivana, Vayne, come and introduce someone to you. This is my master!" Jiawen said, pointing to Ellic and said, "She teaches me to pick up girls!"
"..." Allic glanced at Jiawen silently, then twitched slightly twice, and shook his head helplessly at the three girls.
The three girls also knew very well what kind of cheating Jiawen was, so they just walked to Ellik and asked, "Hello, I'm Vayne." This was what the girl with black braids said.
"I'm Shivana." "This is what the wild beauty said.
"I'm Fiona." This was said by the red-haired woman.
"Uh, hello, I'm Ellik." Ellik said, then smiled bitterly and pointed at his knee, saying, "This. I can't get up for some reason."
At this time, Vayne and others also saw Jinx on Ellik's legs, looked at each other, and said, "Hey, is this Jinx?"
"How come you... know everything?" Ellik looked at Vayne in confusion and said, "I remember, I didn't say anything, right?"
"Ah haha, that's it. There's a reason..." Shivana smiled and said, "Generally speaking, negotiating wars requires a battlefield reservation, so the battle between someone and someone will be written on the trailer, and the reason will be written on it. Now I'm afraid everyone knows that you are facing Caitlin and the others because of protecting Jinx."
"Can I go like this?" Ellik covered his face in amazement. This was so terrible, the War Academy, but...
"What's the point of making a cover up?" Allic smiled bitterly and said, "Although Jinx sounded like a fuss, it didn't cause any death, and there were few rumors of injury, right?"
"That's right." Fiona nodded and said, "There have been no casualties. And they are just some empty abandoned houses that have been destroyed. At most, the residents have been frightened. Haha, compared with other criminals, it is really the least harmful one."
"However, she still...provoked Piltwolf's dignity in front of her face?" Vayne said in a chair: "After all, Piltwolf is a city famous for its extremely low crime rate, and she did this to be provoked Piltwolf's dignity in front of her face. No wonder Wei and Caitlin were so upset."
"I heard that Caitlin is paired with the three people on the side of the Balance? It's really scary to be angry." Fiona smiled, then looked at Ellik and said, "How about it, do we need help?"
"No need, Jinx will be our team member in the future. If our team can't solve this problem by itself, then what's the point?" Ellik chuckled and declined Fiona's proposal, and then said: "This time, we must solve it ourselves."
"Good ambition!" Fiona nodded with agreement and said, "That's right, your glory must be defended by yourself. Use your absolute strength to blow up everything that is blocking you!"
"Why is it so passionate that I feel passionate for no reason!!" Allic was shocked. This is not good, and suddenly it became passionate!!
"Uh, because Fiona, well, there was a situation where glory was insulted..." Vayne hesitated for a moment, and then said, "So she is very concerned about glory and other things."
"Is that true..." Ellik nodded in a daze and said, "That's it, it seems that Fiona is a person who values his glory very much."
"Glory is a trace of accompanying others, and you must not be insulted!" Fiona said seriously.
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‘I said, why did they start chatting?’ Jiawen looked at Zhao Xin and Garen with a helpless look. Didn’t this say that he would learn to pick up girls by becoming a disciple? Why did he start chatting?
‘I don’t know this either.’ Garen scratched his head in distress and said, ‘I just met…’
'What do you know?' Zhao Xin said with surprise: 'This is the master showing his skills in picking up girls. Look, she has established a good favorability with the three girls in just a few minutes. With a good impression foundation, it will be much more convenient to get it in the future!'
‘So that’s it!’ Garen nodded suddenly and then said with a serious look: “It’s so amazing that he deserves to be a master…”
‘Yes, yes!’ Jiawen nodded.
But these three pitfalls were not aware that their words had reached the ears of the few people present. Several of them looked at Jiawen and others with a black look on their faces. This was a tragic death!
"Ahem, that's what, I think..." Allic coughed a few times, then said: "Our team also needs to go into the game. After all, we haven't played the negotiation war several times!"
"Then let's not disturb you." Vayne nodded, and then said, "Let's go first!"
"Come on, defend the glory!" Fiona waved at Ellic, then looked passionate, completely different from her previous image of a cold beauty.
"I will cheer for you~" Shivana waved her hand and walked out the door.
"It's closed." Ezreal looked at the girls who had left, looked at the other men and said unhappy, "Go away quickly."
Chapter completed!