Chapter 200 Because I'm Crazy! (2)
Looking at the door that had calmed down at some point.
Gu Moli grinned, put down the kitchen knife with both hands, picked up the hunting rifle, stuffed it into the bullet, and then steadily aimed at the location at the gate.
Dongdongdongdongdong.
What I remembered immediately was a very polite knock on the door.
"who?"
There was no sound outside the door, but what made Gu Moli's scalp numb was that the door that should have been locked tightly had obvious changes. The locks were opened without warning, and there was no trace of sight at all. It was like an invisible person in front of the door was manipulating it.
Immediately afterwards.
A crack finally appeared in the closed door. A thick and strong hand was placed on the door and then slowly pushed open. A middle-aged man with an iron pot on his head and a sloppy beard slowly appeared through the crack of the door. Along with this, there was also a puzzling unknown word.
"Wake a waibi?"
Bang!
Gu Moli couldn't help it.
The shotgun fired, and the bursting flames hit the gate with brass bullets. The middle-aged tree who had just poked his head into the gate and even the door was knocked out.
At this time, Gu Moli screamed after realizing it.
"Damn it! Beat it to death!"
Gu Moli quickly put up the kitchen knife, first looked around, and after confirming that there were no zombies, he ran all the way to the middle-aged man buried under the door panel. He was full of the iconic iron pot hat and obviously fattening figure. The man's identity is naturally self-evident.
"Dave! Dave, are you okay??"
"Waibibab?"
"Dai-Fu--!"
"Ahem!!"
Just when Gu Moli's scalp was numb and he felt that he was going to make the first attempt to kill his teammates, the middle-aged man who was originally covered by the door panel suddenly twitched, and then he actually lifted up and sat up all of a sudden. Looking at that look, he didn't look like a person who had just been shot.
"It hurts so much, but it's quite good."
"Dear neighbor, your way of welcoming guests is amazing."
"This is the first time I've been shot."
Dave pulled open the collar of his chest to reveal the bulletproof vest that was worn in the inner layer, and a brass bullet inlaid on the vest.
"Well, this is a good experience. Dear neighbor, can I take this warhead back to collect?"
"Uh, okay."
Looking at Dave who hadn't cared about him at all, Gu Moli subconsciously swallowed and deeply felt the abnormality under the other party's smile.
"Ah yes yes."
After putting away the bullet as if he had just remembered it, Dave looked at Gu Moli with a smile: "Dear neighbor, I know you must be very curious, why the zombie invasion that seems to never happen to him in the news will suddenly appear."
"Wait a minute!"
Gu Moli suddenly interrupted Dave: "News? Zombie invasion? Can you tell me in detail about Dave."
“Tell me in detail?”
Dave showed a sincere surprise this time: "Don't you read the news? Dear neighbor."
"Sorry, I rarely pay attention to these"
"Seldom pay attention? Haha! Hahaha!"
For some reason, after listening to Gu Moli's perfunctory explanation, Dave suddenly laughed wildly: "I rarely pay attention! Hahaha, my dear neighbor, you are also crazy! I didn't expect that it was the end of the world, and there are still people who don't care, hahahaha."
"The end of the world?"
Gu Moli's eyes twitched when he heard this.
"That's right."
Dave said confidently: "Since George Edgar became a PhD in Deathology a year ago and began building his zombie corps, the world has been on the countdown to the end of the world. Although it is not that exaggerated yet, it is only a matter of time."
"I believe that it won't be long before his zombie legion will conquer the whole world."
"As for this country, it has long been in name only."
"I didn't expect that in this situation, you, my dear neighbor, still have no idea!"
"Hahaha"
Dave became more and more excited as he spoke. He looked like he met a confidant and patted Gu Moli on the shoulder vigorously: "Sure enough! It's really right for me to choose the battlefield here!"
"Neighbor, you are as crazy as me!"
"battlefield?"
The moment he heard these two keywords, Gu Moli had a bad premonition.
"Yes."
Dave was very honest and said directly: "In fact, I have been trying to find a way to develop a way to fight Dr. Wang and his zombie legion. Just a few days ago, I finally completed the preliminary research and development and obtained the finished product. The latest practical experiment was also announced to be successful."
"Finished product? Experiment?"
"yes!"
When it comes to this, Dave is as excited as if he is stimulant: "I named them super plants. They have human-sized reminders, some imitate modern thermal weapons, and some are brand new features. After my experiments, they can perfectly fight zombies!"
"The life energy contained in super plants is the biggest nemesis of dead creatures like zombies!"
"As for the experiment, it's the zombies that attacked your neighbor just now, but don't worry, I've killed them with my super plant!"
"Kill? Super plant?"
"Yes, I used a cherry bomb to blow them all to ashes! Hahaha!"
Dave's answer made Gu Moli look sluggish
etc.
"You mean, you used my home as an experimental site!? That so-called battlefield also refers to my home?"
“Ah haha.”
Dave nodded with a big laugh: "That's right."
Gu Moli: ""
"Neighbor, don't mind. After all, if the battlefield is placed in my house, it will easily disturb my research. But if it is placed in your house, I can not only collect data by watching, but also avoid life threats, so as to preserve my brain that contributes to all mankind."
"It can be said that kills two birds with one stone, right?"
""
"Not only that, I also sent a letter of war to Dr. Zombie Wang in the name of your neighbor. I believe that in no time, a large number of zombies will come to find trouble for your neighbor. But don't worry, with me and my super plant, you won't be in trouble with your neighbor!"
"Ah, though, I can provide you with some plants for free."
"But I have to charge for some powerful plants. You know, the most lack of funding for research on such things, and you are richer in your neighbor."
"But don't worry, neighbor, I've always been a good person to ask for the price and I won't cheat you!"
"Well, then I'm not worried?"
"Isn't it just a peace of mind!"
“Ah haha”
"Huhahaha"
Bang!
Chapter completed!