Chapter 1 The famous scene where the ugly daughter-in-law falls into the cesspit
Qianjing, the capital of Shengliang Kingdom, is located on the bank of the moat.
The summer wind blows, the willows and green cicadas chirp.
Several girls with gorgeous clothes and graceful figures were standing next to a large pit, looking inside.
"Sister, look, the dead fat pig from General Zhenguo's house fell into the manure pit!"
A woman in yellow pulled another woman in green and said.
"It stinks, it's disgusting!" The woman in green covered her mouth and took a step back in disgust.
"Who is speaking?"
In the blur, these sarcastic laughter filled Mo Qingwan's ears.
Ouch~~ So disgusting!
Just as she regained consciousness, Mo Qingwan smelled a strong stench, which went straight to her Tianling Cap.
I opened my eyes suddenly and saw that I was surrounded by a pool full of filth, with flies flying around.
Oh my god, it’s not good to wear a book, I actually fell into a cesspit!
Mo Qingwan immediately raised her chin and held her breath to prevent dirt from contaminating her mouth and nose. At the same time, she stretched out her hands desperately to grab the edge of the pit and climb up.
But the place where my hands touched was all slippery, and there was no way I could use it.
It was so smelly that she couldn't help but retched.
"Hahahaha, you're a fat pig, you were born to live in a manure pit! General Zhao has a daughter-in-law like you, which has disgraced the eighteen generations of Zhao family's ancestors!"
The woman in yellow on the shore laughed.
"That's right. What a heroic figure General Zhao's legitimate son is. He was actually forced by a paper doll to marry such a fat pig. It's really unlucky."
The woman who spoke had beautiful features and a voice as clear and sweet as an oriole, but her mouth was filled with vicious words.
"But the Major General went off to war on the day he got married. He died in battle and died young. What a pity!"
"It's a good thing I didn't come back, otherwise I would have faced this pig as soon as I got home, and he would have vomited out all the food he had eaten the night before!"
"So, could it be that General Zhao had the foresight to die rather than come back to consummate the marriage with her?"
Sister, stop guessing, it’s not about whether or not, it’s about certainty..."
"——Hahaha~" There was another burst of laughter.
Mo Qing looked around at night and saw a group of young women dressed in red and green clothes standing around the cesspit. Almost all of them were laughing and laughing. They were all beautiful but extremely disgusting.
It was really unlucky that I failed my undercover mission and was shot in the head by a drug dealer. I thought I would die just like that.
Unexpectedly, it happened to be in an ancient novel about revenge. Fortunately, it happened to be in the famous scene where the ugly daughter-in-law fell into the manure pit.
Mo Qingwan said that it would be better to be shot to death by a drug dealer.
But the surrounding area is too smelly, so she can't really be the first SWAT officer in history to be drowned in feces, right?
No, you can't be embarrassed by losing anything. Otherwise, when you go to the underworld in the future and see your former sacrificed comrades, you won't be laughed to death?
She aimed her eyes at the nearest girl in yellow, thinking to herself, you are the one who laughs the most, right?
Mo Qingwan curled her lips, exerted force upwards, reached out to grab her feet and pulled hard. Using the force of the girl's fall, she turned over and jumped onto the shore.
Ah!! A miserable scream sounded from behind!
After landing, she glanced coldly at the woman struggling in the manure pit, thinking she was laughing so hard just now, can you still laugh now?
She glanced around and saw the moat not far away, and immediately ran over to wash away the dirty things on her body.
But as soon as I stepped up my legs, I felt like my body was as heavy as a thousand pieces of gold.
The original owner is really too fat!
Mo Qingwan could only move as fast as she could and trotted over. Finally, she reached the shore. She was out of breath within a few hundred meters.
She looked at the river at her feet and jumped in without hesitation.
My body was heavy, but I felt a little more relaxed after entering the water.
Fortunately, it was summer and the river water was not too cold.
Mo Qingwan dived under the water and rubbed hard, trying desperately to wash away the dirt on his body. When he felt that he couldn't hold his breath anymore, he came up to the surface to take a breath.
I repeated this several times until I almost ran out of strength, so I swam to the shore and climbed up.
Sitting down, she gasped for air, but she still felt that there was a strange smell coming from her body.
"girl!"
When Mo Qingwan raised his head, he saw a little girl running towards him.
As soon as she reached her side, the little girl knelt on the ground and hugged Mo Qingwan...
Crying and shouting: "Girl, are you okay? They let people grab the slave, but the slave can't get away at all. Seeing you being pushed down, I'm so afraid that something will happen to you!"
Mo Qingwan thought of her current identity. The sweet-looking girl in front of her must be Chuntao, the original owner's dowry maid.
"Chuntao?"
The little maid looked at Mo Qingwan as if she didn't recognize her, and cried even more sadly: "Girl, it's me!"
"Okay, okay, don't cry. I'm fine. Don't hug me yet. It's so dirty, vomit, and smells so bad!" Mo Qingwan felt like vomiting as soon as she opened her mouth.
If I hadn't kept my mouth shut, I would have filled my mouth with shit.
"Don't be afraid, girl. Chuntao doesn't despise the young lady. Chuntao will take you home to take a bath right now. Let's use more flower petals and scented soap, and put some ointment on it. The more you wash it, the smell will stop!"
Chuntao cried and comforted Mo Qingwan, her thin body was trembling because of her heartache, and she looked so pitiful.
The girl in her family has been stupid since she was a child. She has been looked down upon and bullied by others. Every time she thinks about this, Chuntao becomes extremely sad.
Mo Qingwan knew that this little maid was one of the few in the book who truly loved and cared for her original owner, and had followed her since she was a child.
The original owner was a bit stupid by nature, the kind that the old man said was unintelligent, and his brain was like that of a seven or eight-year-old child.
And for some unknown reason, I suddenly started overeating, so now I am very fat, weighing almost one or two hundred pounds. I can’t even walk without breathing heavily. If it weren’t for Xiao Chuntao who has been protecting and caring me
, I’m afraid he was bullied to death a long time ago.
"Let's go back and take a shower. I really can't stand the smell of this body anymore!" Mo Qingwan said.
Chuntao was stunned. Her girl spoke so eloquently today!
"Okay, girl, let me help you up," Chuntao didn't mind her being dirty at all, so she hugged her and pulled her hard.
Mo Qingwan was heavy and it was difficult to stand up. He could only get up with Chuntao's strength.
When she was leaving, she looked back and saw that the girl in yellow from the cesspit over there had been picked up and was sitting on the open space beside her, vomiting desperately.
Chapter completed!