Yes, I’m numb. Can this fucking thing be done?

It's already weird for a sow to be able to climb a tree, let alone for a tree to be pregnant.

I was so scared that I quickly left the place.

But when I woke up the next day, damn, this tree appeared in front of me again.

And he even asked me to deliver the baby to him!

Who am I, Lu Yanqing!

The most talented disciple of the Kunlun sect, the leading sect of Blue Star, where the orthodoxy of the world of immortality is located, and the future heir of Blue Star and even the earth's orthodoxy, actually asked me to be a midwife? Why the hell am I going to midwife a tree?

Can I fuck you?

I ran away again!

On the third day, when I opened my eyes again, this fucking tree appeared in front of me again.

Moreover, this time he spoke!

To be precise, it was the baby inside who spoke.

He said that she was willing to give me an immortal weapon and a way to find Lingshan, as long as I delivered the baby for him.

What a joke, I, Lu Yanqing, am the protagonist!

If word spreads about delivering a baby to a tree, I will lose my face!

I told the tree righteously, told him my identity, and told him that if he wanted me to do such a thing, he would have to pay more!

The tree was silent for a moment and agreed.

I thought this tree was a dryad, but later I discovered that it was just an ordinary tree, and the baby inside the tree was talking to me.

How weird!

Even if the tree is pregnant, the baby in the tree can still talk to me. I have encountered all sorts of weird things.

But forget it, who made me the protagonist!

The tree took me to a place that looked like a ruin. Such a situation is rare on this spiritual mountain.

The tree asked me to choose two fairy weapons.

There are so many immortal artifacts here. I took a look and there must be about ten of them!

I took a look and decided to pick out two magical weapons, one for attack and one for defense!

They are called Yuanshi Bell and Nine Treasure Glazed Sword respectively!

The name of this Nine-Treasure Glazed Sword is a little bit girly, like the Yuanshi Bell, and it’s fucking used by monks. It’s really fucking annoying.

But it doesn’t matter. I’ll just use it for now. I’ll see if I can find an opportunity in the future to use these two things to exchange for other immortal weapons with others.

In the end, I delivered the tree.

The tree gave birth to a baby and shed a pool of blood.

But this baby seemed to be a cursed person. After he was born, he looked at me laughing evilly, so much that I almost stabbed him to death.

Then, like a magic trick, he threw me a small wooden sword, saying that the small wooden sword could save my life and that we would meet again in the future.

I see your mother!

Who wants to meet a child born from a tree? No matter how you think about it, it is more terrifying than ghost cultivators and demon cultivators.

The most important thing is that this guy seems to be human!

Just when I was stunned, the ground suddenly cracked.

I saw countless chains turning, and then, red and white auras emerged from the ground.

Roll up the baby and roll it down.

I was so scared that I peed!

The protagonist will also be scared to death.

I ran away.

Oh, by the way, that baby really said, his name is Gong Qing.

I love him! I regret it very much. I feel like I have released a son of the devil. I will have to find a way to stab him in the future. Maybe this will be my life!

I have been practicing in Lingshan for who knows how long. When I decided to leave, it seemed that the celestial phenomena had already changed!

I decided to go back to Kunlun to have a look!

Damn it, the master has returned to his old medicine garden. Because of my relationship, he has become an official member of Kunlun.

They thought I was dead and sent him back.

Yu Haoran, on the other hand, seems to be attracted by the people of the sect, but Yu Haoran doesn't know what he is thinking, and he is actually unwilling to enter Kunlun.

But this guy's talent is really good, and he actually knows the realm of fate!

The news of my return caused a sensation in Kunlun. Among the younger generation, no one is my opponent.

Coinciding with the grand gathering of the world of cultivating immortals, the Eight Great Yuanxing Genius Battle is about to begin! The leader told me that if I can win the first place, I will be allowed to inherit the Kunlun Sect!

I decided to win the championship and clean up Kunlun's family tradition. His grandma, a cultivator, shouldn't be like this.

This genius battle of the eight great stars is really lively. This time it is held on the earth, and all the younger generations of the entire world of immortality are here.

But they are so weak! I feel like I can kill them if I fart.

Oh, by the way, I met the boy named Yan again. This boy...has a big appetite. It is said that he founded a sect somewhere, his grandma's. This sect is actually called Xianmeng, which specializes in cultivating immortals.

Business, all kinds of business.

He also has celestial phenomena. He is the only master in this genius battle who, like me, has achieved celestial phenomena!

That day in the ring, he told me: "You can't live, I have to kill you, you are a stumbling block on my road!"

I've seen him unhappy for a long time!

Then we started fighting, and I beat the shit out of him.

If it weren't for the fact that killing is not allowed by the rules, I would really like to chop him to death. This seems to be an instinctive impulse on my part.

But in the end, he left.

…

Damn it, I regret it, why did I agree to be the head of Kunlun? This fucking job is not for human beings, I have to learn the fucking rules every day!

After the master knew that I could go to Lingshan, he stipulated that I should go to Lingshan to practice for ten years and come back to study for ten years.

I really want to die!

I feel that life has no meaning anymore. I really want to go out and visit the world of immortality!

Damn it, I still want to find a Taoist companion!

But my master arranged a Taoist companion for me, and I gave the Nine Treasure Glazed Sword as a betrothal gift to him. He was a saint from the Tianxin Sect. She was not bad looking, but she was too cold. I actually don’t like such a woman.

But according to my parents' orders and the matchmaker's words, I had no choice.

We respect each other as guests...cultivate each other!

…

The leader fell in the catastrophe.

I don’t know what he did. Before he passed through the tribulation, his seven orifices were bleeding, and he said that he saw the secret of heaven.

He brought about ninety-nine heavenly tribulations!

I have seen with my own eyes the horror of the Nine-Nine Heavenly Tribulation, but I am very confident that if I reach this realm in the future, I will definitely be able to survive such a heavenly tribulation.

When the leader was about to die, he held my hand and said he had two things to tell me!

One thing is to kill Yan!
Chapter completed!