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Chapter 801 Adjust the angle of your long johns

Passing through the First Session Courtyard.

I saw an open-air stove built with bricks in the yard. A fat old man with a weight of about 300 pounds was cooking, and he was playing with the kitchen knife in his hand very much.

There was an old handsome guy with long hair looking very much like the literary hooligan style of the 1980s, wearing camouflage uniforms on the upper body, grey-blue torn pants on the lower body, and liberation shoes on the feet, covered with mud ideas on it, and a rice bowl in his hand was waiting for the meal.

Even so, he had a melancholy and literary atmosphere on his body. He looked at it and felt that he could sing. His appearance and temperament would definitely fall for those young literary women.

But the image of the whole person was destroyed with a mouth.

"Hurry up! It's so hard!" While speaking, he picked up all the leftover scraps cut by the fat old man with vegetables and ate them.

"What are you urging me! Wash the Northeastern man! Dropping Leilou!"

While two old bad friends were quarreling, a roar of the river lion suddenly came from the yard.

"Xu Haozhou!"

The Northeastern man was shocked when he heard this voice, and almost flew out.

The fat man looked at the Northeastern man jokingly with a look at the fun.

"Wash the Northeastern man! My wife asked me to come in!"

"Don't Moji, cook soon. When she comes out, you will say the meal will be ready soon!"

The fat man tasted the soup and said slowly, "Call Dad!"

"You fat guy, you are learning bad things!"

"Xu Haozhou!"

A woman's irritable voice came from the inside, and she saw a middle-aged woman walking out from the inside, looking very charming. It can be seen that she was definitely a great beauty when she was young, but a irritable look between her eyebrows could tell that it was not easy to mess with. She is a typical Sun Erniang type.

The Northeastern man quickly said angrily, "What are you doing?"

The woman walked over in a few steps and grabbed the Northeastern man's ear.

"Eel! Come to Wu with me!"

The Northeastern man grinned and said, "You stinking girl, let go! I didn't have a day of food to eat, why did I go into the house?"

Wang Han took Su Qi in from outside and introduced Su Qi as he walked.

That handsome guy is a Northeastern man. In fact, he was originally named a love man, but he was full of treacherous words. Everyone got used to calling him a Northeastern man, so he kept calling him a Northeastern man. The beautiful woman next to him was his wife, known as Aunt Feng, and I don’t know what she was called.

The other fat old man who cooks about 300 pounds looks kind and silly is a fat man.

The Northeastern man grabbed the door post with one hand and refused to go in.

Yu Guang saw several people coming in outside.

The eyes lit up immediately, as if they had seen a savior.

"Oh my god! Lao Jiu!"

"Stinky old lady, let me go!"

The woman with a charming charm finally let go of her slightly. When she saw Wang Han, she smiled and changed her irritability.

"Xiao Jiu is back!"

"Uncle Fat, Uncle Love, Aunt." Wang Han greeted the people with a smile.

The Northeastern man took this opportunity and hurried over to give Wang Han a big hug.

"Little baby, I miss me so much!"

"Wife?" Several people looked at Su Qi.

Su Qi greeted several people, "Su Qi has met Uncle Fat, Uncle Love and Aunt."

"Then this one is..."

Several people glanced at Baili Chunlei who had been following behind, keeping his head down.

"This is one of my seniors, come here to relax."

"Come in and sit!"

When I put down my things, I saw the beautiful woman pulling the Northeastern man’s arm to go in. The Northeastern man immediately looked stern, “Don’t scoundrel me!”

When I saw the beautiful woman's face twitching, the Northeastern man immediately whispered, "Wait a minute, the child will see you, give me some face! Don't force me to slander you in front of this many people!"

"Where is Mu Yao and Guoguo?" Wang Han looked around and didn't see the two little girls.

The Northeastern man took a cucumber and ate it.

"Those two little bastards are in a rebellion. Maybe they will harm others somewhere!"

As I was just talking, I heard a oh-oh sound coming from outside the door.

I saw a pig girl rushing in from outside.

Behind him was a little girl riding a Tibetan mastiff.

A silver bell-like laughter came from outside the door.

The wild boar and Tibetan mastiff under their crotch were also panting with excitement.

Unexpectedly, the excitement had not passed yet.

I heard a lion roar in the east of the river.

"Get out!"

The wild boar and the Tibetan mastiff braked suddenly.

The two little girls above fell and ate shit.

Aunt Feng pointed at the two and roared, "The clothes I washed yesterday were stained again? Are you two itchy again?"

Not to mention two little girls, Wang Han's lighter in his hand was so scared that he fell to the ground by this throat.

Fortunately, there is only Aunt Feng in the old house now. If Rao Rushuang was here, it would be like military training every day in the house.

Mu Yao got up, and when Aunt Feng rolled up her sleeves and beat someone up, she pushed Guoguo with her elbow, "Guguo cry quickly!"

Guoguo got up and wiped her nose, with a small braid on her head. The cute little girl who used to be white and tender has become much darker during this period, and she has become much less delicate and has become much more energetic. Her school uniform is tied to her body, and her schoolbag is full of bulges, and she must have everything in it except textbooks.

After seeing Wang Han and Su Qi, the little girl was stunned for a moment.

"Dad, mom!"

The little girl rushed over.

Wang Han picked up Guoguo.

He touched Guoguo's little face intimately with the tip of his nose.

When Mu Yao saw Aunt Feng was still looking at her with a bad look, she immediately shouted at the top of her throat and rushed over, "Brother Jiu! Sister Jiu!"

Guoguo lay on Wang Han and couldn't get off. He grabbed Su Qi's hand with one small hand, so Wang Han kept holding it.

Aunt Feng did not clean up the movies of two little girls.

It's time to eat in a blink of an eye.

Because there are many people in the house and the fat man likes to cook, he cooks big pot rice.

I thought the meal was enough.

When the Northeastern man, Wang Han, Baili Chunlei, Mu Yao, and Guoguo, five people held five rice bowls of different sizes and opened them, they could see that the food in the pot was eaten very quickly.

When I'm almost finished eating.

Aunt Feng took out a big cup, grabbed a handful of wolfberry from her pocket and threw it into the cup. She picked up the heater and poured a full cup of it. The water began to turn red.

The big cup pushed the Northeastern man.

"I drank it and went to Wu to sleep with the dog!"

The Northeastern man scolded, "Don't ask for sucking me, stinky girl! How do you educate you normally! You'll be the one who is unlucky! I'm going to kill you! I can't see Lao Jiu coming back? I can't chat with Lao Jiu at night? Yes Lao Jiu?"

While speaking, the Northeastern man shook Wang Han hard.

Wang Han was about to speak when under the table, the fat man's leg hit Wang Han's knee.

"It's time to chat tomorrow. My wife is pregnant. I have to go to bed early!"

Bang!

Aunt Feng slapped the chopsticks on the table and wiped her mouth, "Eelbow! Come to Wu with me!"

The Northeastern man immediately winked Wang Han. Wang Han pretended not to see him, and the Northeastern man held the table with his hands.

"There is something to do when Lao Jiu comes to me! Lao Jiu! Isn't there anything to ask me if the slut asks you to come back?" The Northeastern man squeezed his eyes hard at Wang Han.

Wang Han looked pure, "No."

"That's the matter, you forgot?"

"I don't know!"

Aunt Feng grabbed the Northeastern man's ear and pulled it into the room.

The Northeastern man yelled at Wang Han like he was on the execution ground.

"Lao Jiu, think about it carefully!"

The fat man took a sip of the soup and said gloatingly.

"The Northeastern man is going to turn from Xu Haozhou into Xu Gaochuan!"

"You fat man! You talk too much! Lao Jiu! Think about it quickly!" the Northeastern man yelled.

Wang Han stood up.

The Northeastern man quickly pulled Aunt Feng excitedly and said, "I just said Lao Jiu had something to do with me!"

Aunt Feng turned around and looked at Wang Han.

"Old Jiu, are there anything to do with your uncle?"
Chapter completed!
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