Chapter 1176 I lost this time
"I am not a monk, I don't understand any Buddhist teachings at all, and I'm not interested in studying these things. Isn't it a big deal to say this?" Yunting replied lightly.
"If you are good at Buddhism, just use what you are good at to make things difficult for others. Isn't this intentional bullying?" Long Er agreed.
As soon as these words were said, all the people nodded, and their eyes turned bad when they looked at the Buddhist son. After all, this was reasonable.
The Buddha's face was also a little embarrassed. Listening to everyone's fingers, he was indeed a little embarrassed. He was about to say something when he heard Yunting speak.
"Long Er, don't say that. There are so many people who want to bully me, but unfortunately they were slapped in the face in the end. Since the Buddhist son said that, please, please." Yunting said with a slight slap.
First, he spread rumors in front of His Majesty that there was something wrong with the prince's house, but now he is openly provoking him and not giving him some color to see, he really thinks he is easy to mess with.
The Buddha spoke: "The so-called Tao gives birth to one, one gives birth to two, and heaven and earth can divide yin and yang. All things in the world can be replaced by one. I wonder what the princess thinks?"
Yunting asked back: "What about?"
"For example, people can do things with one hand; people have two ears, and one ear can also hear sounds; more, for example, two people can do the work, one person can also complete it alone, and earn two more money
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Yunting sneered: "So this is what is called the so-called discussion on Buddhism and Taoism. Since you say that one can replace two, then if a person has no two arms and only one leg, and he accidentally falls, how should he get up?
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The Buddha didn't even think about it: "Of course I stood up."
"Then please stand one and show me." Yunting replied.
The Buddha's face froze, but he didn't expect Yunting to give such a tricky answer.
"The princess just said, I'll try it." Long Er lies on the ground as he said, then leans on his arms without exerting force, but finds that one leg can't stand up at all.
He tried several times, and it was very difficult, and everyone was curious about it.
"Everyone can try it. If anyone can stand up, I will reward him with a hundred taels." Yunting spoke.
Everyone was very excited, and they all lay on the ground, learning Long Er's actions. As a result, they either couldn't sit up or fell down just as they were about to sit up. They were better than Long Er's butt off the ground.
After all, the gravity of the entire body is all on the upper body. It requires strong abdominal strength and all the strength must be gathered on one foot. It is even more difficult to get up.
The Buddha's face looked extremely ugly because he could see that everyone was not pretending, but really couldn't get up.
The host on the side did not dare to say a word, and kept praying in his heart that the prince and princess could not see me or see me.
The Buddha took a deep breath and said, "The princess is extremely wise, I sigh that I am not as good as I am. This time I lost!"
Yunting's lips curled up with satisfaction: "Since you know that your skills are not as good as others, don't make some small moves behind your back in the future, otherwise you will be the one who is unlucky, let's go, husband."
"Okay." Jun Yuanyou took Yunting's hand and the two turned around and left.
The Buddha looked at the backs of the two of them, with a regretful and calm expression, as if he was sorry for his rudeness just now.
"Who are you going to provoke? You actually provoke the princess. Don't act so recklessly in the future. There is still something to do in the temple, so I'll leave first." The host left immediately after saying that.
The Buddha shook his head, said nothing, and did not chase after him, his eyes as dark as deep.
Yunting here said suspiciously: "Husband, this Buddhist son has only such a skill, he shouldn't have it."
"No matter whether he is pretending or has a conspiracy, I will not let him succeed!" Jun Yuan said domineeringly.
"good."
The two walked towards the mountain, and they happened to meet Xiaotian, Xiaoyan, Yuanbao and others on the way. Several children were raising soft things in their hands, eating like watermelons.
"Mom, this is delicious, please try it." Jun Xiaoyan held up the marshmallow and sent it to Yunting's mouth.
Yunting smiled like a flower, lowered her head and took a small bite: "Well, it's really delicious."
"There is something for sale on my mother's side, I'll take you there." Jun Xiaoyan pulled Yunting and walked towards the marshmallow stall: "Old man, give me another one."
"Sorry, little girl, this is the last one. I don't know that there will be so many people buying it today, so I brought less candy." The shopkeeper said embarrassedly.
The huge marshmallow was suddenly lifted to Yunting: "Since you want it, I'll give it to you."
As soon as Yunting looked up, she saw the elegant and handsome face after the marshmallow. Her face was a little pale, her figure was a little thin, and her blue clothes became even more weak.
"No need for this young man." Yunting thanked.
"I can't eat sweets. I thought I bought them freshly, but now I have seen them, so I'll give them to the girl. If the girl feels embarrassed, I can give them money." The young master in Qing said.
"Mom, I have money." Jun Xiaoyan said, and took out money from her pocket and gave it to the young master in Qingyi.
"Thank you, little girl, you are so filial, but you have given too much." The young man in Qing said as he took Jun Xiaoyan's money and found some broken silver for Jun Xiaoyan.
"Of course, I love my mother the most." Jun Xiaoyan took it proudly and handed the marshmallow to Yunting.
Yunting reached out to take the marshmallow given by her daughter: "Thank you Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan is so considerate."
"I am my mother's little cotton jacket." Jun Xiaoyan said proudly.
"Xiao Yan is right." Jun Yuanyou said drowningly.
"Dad, let's go there to play."
"good."
The young man in Qing looked at Yunting's family leaving, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his pale mouth and turned around and left.
Yunting and others walked a distance and saw the marriage tree full of red silk from afar. There were many people surrounding them under the tree, which was very lively.
"Crown Princess, look, there are so many people in that marriage tree." Yue'er said excitedly.
"Okay, you don't have to follow me and the prince. You both go over to seek a marriage, have a chance to meet you, and get out of singleness quickly. The prince and I want to make a move by ourselves," Yunting said.
Although Yue'er was embarrassed, she still followed Su Lin. Men of Ling Feng and Long Er were not interested in this kind of marriage tree, so they followed Yunting and Jun Yuanyou.
"Husband, I just drank too much juice and wanted to go to the toilet." Yunting spoke.
"I'll accompany you." Jun Yuanyou took Yunting to the toilet dozens of meters away and waited outside in person.
A faint fragrance of flowers wafted in the air, quiet and elegant, and very pleasant.
Jun Yuanyou saw someone on the other side who was decorating the sign, and thought that there was nothing to do and walked over.
"Young master, do you want to draw a lottery?" asked an old monk.
"I never believe in these things, I only believe in myself." Jun Yuanyou replied coldly.
The monk was stunned and then spoke respectfully: "I have seen the prince, but the monk has passed away." After that, he sat back on the chair and stopped talking.
Jun Yuanyou turned around and saw a familiar figure not far away, walking under the marriage tree far away. Jun Yuanyou was wondering why Ting'er didn't call him when he came out. He didn't think much about it, immediately
Follow up.
Chapter completed!