Chapter 1766: To survive

Brother Yaozi and Brother Shuisheng have no doubts about my illness.

After all, my extremely weak life energy and the wounds that have caused a large area of ​​skin loss on my body will not lie. As long as I lie there, close my eyes, and look like I am dying, even if the King of Heaven comes, I will have to admit that I am.

If a seriously injured person encounters a Holy Mother, he will probably hold me and shed two tears.

Brother Yaozi and Brother Shuisheng have never been virgins. They always smile like two honest migrant workers in Zhenwu Temple. Once they are released from the door of Zhenwu Temple, they will be two evil wolves that eat people without spitting out bones. Therefore, of course they will not

They would act like a little daughter, hold me and cry endlessly, but judging from their behavior, it was obvious that they blamed themselves for my sudden illness, and they believed from the bottom of their hearts that they were responsible for chasing me last night.

, causing my already overwhelmed body to completely collapse...

Ever since, when I was lying on the bed, Brother Shuisheng would always squat at the door like a door god, with a deep apology in his eyes.

Whenever I see through the crack in the door that he is overwhelmed with guilt, I will cough repeatedly on the bed, as if I am terminally ill and about to die. At this time, Brother Shuisheng will pace back and forth restlessly at the door,

Keep rubbing your hands to relieve your anxiety.

Brother Yaozi is a person who likes to express his feelings through practical actions. His guilt towards me was directly transformed into meticulous care, and he served me well. I have never been taken care of like this in my life, and I feel so comfortable.

I don't want to get up from the bed.

It is a despicable thing to take advantage of other people's feelings for you, but in life, in order to survive, sometimes you have to be despicable. If you don't believe it, look at those men who are good husbands and fathers at home. I dare to pat my chest.

Guaranteed, each of them can live a better life for their wives and children. They are all villains outside. Give them a house and a car, and they can sell their souls...

Thinking of those people, I feel at ease. After all, I am here to survive and not to be slanderous.

The status of Brother Yaozi and Brother Shuisheng is very gratifying. I feel that as long as it is my request, they will definitely satisfy it. If someone punches me on the street, then this person will never see the sun tomorrow.

Brother Shuisheng had to touch him in the middle of the night. Even if he returned to the Zhenwu Temple, if someone was angry but gave me a few blows, they would all fall out, even my master.

This would be very beautiful.

We wandered on the sea for about three or four days. I didn't calculate the specific time. As soon as I lay down on the bed, I felt as comfortable as a living god. If the life is very comfortable, the time will not be difficult.

, naturally you won’t count the time eagerly.

The cruise ship was anchored at the port of Haibang. After getting off the ship, Tao Xiang'er said goodbye to us.

But the parting scene was not touching.

Tao Xiang'er and Lao Bai, with bruises and swollen faces, glared at each other fiercely, then snorted coldly, slapped each other on the back of the head, and parted ways.

Yes, the two had a falling out.

The origin of the matter is actually quite funny. It is probably that the two encountered setbacks with Yao Didi Zhu. In order to comfort each other's injured souls, they decided to open their minds through Buddhism...

Well, Buddhism is indeed unique in comforting people. The sufferings suffered in this life can be turned into blessings in the next life. What else can't be thought of? If this chicken soup doesn't heal me, then you can give it to me again.

Find one that is more healing and let me take a look?

It's just that when these two people were discussing Buddhism, they seemed to go astray without realizing it. This is normal. How can two people who are not very serious discuss the serious Buddhism.

For example, when talking about a monk from the Tang Dynasty whose monastic name is Pui Ji, Lao Bai joked that Tao Xiang'er is the reincarnation of monk Pui Ji. You can tell from the name. Peep Ji Peep Ji, just peep if nothing happens.

The property of others is similar to Tao Xiang'er's behavior of always earnestly persuading others to buy his own things at charity auctions.

Tao Xiang'er was furious and teased him, saying that if he was a monk who was looking for sex, then Lao Bai would be looking at other people's bodies. This was also in line with Lao Bai's behavior of always coveting other people's bodies.

One of these two people is the master of Lanmen, and the other is the ghost whisperer. They both rely on words to make a living. When they encounter disputes, they naturally become competitive and the other wants to persuade the other party.

Admitting that he is a spying monk, he sincerely hopes that the other party will realize that it is not good for him to always look at people's vagina...

In a fight between dragons and tigers, no one can do anything about it.

Since it's hard to tell the difference in words, one can only rely on one's martial arts to distinguish between strong and weak. After all, civility is first and martial arts is second. As long as anything is solved by force, it becomes very simple.

So, the two people who originally comforted each other started to quarrel after comforting each other, and started fighting until they beat each other's mother and couldn't recognize each other, and the boat of friendship capsized.

…

This is probably what happened...

However, it is these trivial things that make me feel that life is wonderful even when I am lying sick.

This is the human world!

I finally returned to the human world.

Not only did I return to the human world, I also wanted to go home.

When Old Man Shi from the Hai Gang saw that I didn't have a single piece of skin on my body, he shut up obediently and immediately sent someone to arrange a flight to take me back to the Zhenwu Temple.

I think this is also an unexpected surprise due to my illness.

It is difficult to owe debts to the Hai Gang because there is a very thick-skinned old man Shi in charge. If you owe him a debt, he will be very embarrassed to ask you to repay the debt. From this point of view, he is more shameless than Li Jianglong.

If you owe him more than 100,000 yuan, he dares to ask you to pay with your life. This person is such a shameless person.

Unfortunately, we have had a series of disasters recently, and we really owe him a lot of favors. Starting from when my master was lost in Guixu, when I went to the South China Sea to look for my master, and then this time when I was captured and taken to Guixu, we have been harassing each other.

There are quite a lot of sea gangs. With Old Man Shi’s urinary temperament, how could he let us go so generously? From the first moment I saw him, and when I saw that he hesitated to speak, I knew that the old man must be thinking again.

Let us help Hai Bang explore those mysterious overseas areas...

Although my misery can only make him shut up temporarily, he will still have to ask us to pay off the debt sooner or later, but...it can only be delayed for a while, after all, as Brother Yaozi said, this is a troubled year.

Nowadays, the transportation is very developed. It is very fast to go from the Hai Gang's hometown to the Zhenwu Temple. In fact, it only takes less than half a day. But in this half day, my condition deteriorated sharply. When I got on the plane, I just coughed.

, when I got off the plane...I was already dying.

It snowed again in Zhenwu Temple, and the familiar mountain forests were very desolate, with fallen leaves everywhere.

I was carried up the mountain on a stretcher by Brother Yaozi and Brother Shuisheng. Lao Bai went to knock on the door early, so when I came to the door of the mountain, there were already many people standing in front of the door with red eyes like rabbits.

people...

Wushuang, Xiaozhi, Zhang Xinya, and Aunt Yindi...

Every familiar face was covered with tears the moment they saw me.

"Where is my disciple? Where is my disciple..."

A somewhat hasty voice came from the courtyard, like an old madman who had lost his child. A man wearing a green robe and wearing shoes stumbled out. He was disheveled and looked particularly embarrassed. He even lost one of his shoes.

But when he came to the door and squeezed out of the crowd, he quickly calmed down. While combing his hair to make himself look as upright and dignified as possible, he calmed down and said softly: "Where is Jingzhe?

But it’s okay…”

The moment I saw him, I almost subconsciously jumped off the stretcher. Fortunately, Wei Rong gave me a crazy warning in my heart, which made me suppress my inappropriate thoughts. Then I struggled to hold up my upper body and looked up at the man.

The man choked and said: "Master, I'm back..."

After saying that, I fainted decisively. When I fainted, I rolled off the stretcher. I kind of hated myself for insisting on hardening the road up the mountain. The fall was really painful...
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