Chapter 168 Two tigers fight, Lily Rabbit suffers

In the evening, Li's father and Li's mother did not come back for dinner as usual.

Maybe he won't come back tomorrow for his birthday. Their family doesn't have the habit of celebrating birthdays. Li Yi thought about just giving him money to play with his friends.

One man and four women sat at the dining table. For an ordinary family round table, five people were just full. The number of people could be said to be very lively, but the atmosphere was unexpectedly deserted.

Li Lili was sitting on pins and needles, looking at the delicious food on the table in front of her without any appetite. The corner of her eye drifted to the opposite side, where it had become the center of the battlefield. A young monk like him could detect the fierce battle in the void.

Li Yi sat directly opposite her, with Dong Yunshu and Wei Xi sitting on the left and right sides. The two did not quarrel as much as he imagined. Once, when Lily was seven or eight years old, there was such a scene in his house.

The two women sandwiched her father.

There were sharp roars, torn clothes, and the scene was in chaos.

Things like cheating, catching an adulterer, etc. rarely happen calmly, and most of them end up in a mess.

But the three people in front of him were very calm, even too calm. Especially his eldest brother, who should have been scared or nervous, but now he still looked calm, as if he didn't notice anything was wrong.

Perhaps monks do not have the concept of monogamy. The so-called spiritual world should be an ancient society. Three wives and four concubines may be normal for them, especially in the society of strong men with extraordinary power.

From the bottom of her heart, Li Lili does not think that the reincarnated people are the same as them. This difference is not rejection, but more like a kind of awe. Just like the poor do not think that the rich are the same kind as themselves, the reincarnated people naturally have the same heaven and earth as ordinary people.

difference.

It's normal to have different ideas. It would be strange if these top leaders from a strongman society would be the same as modern people.

For example, Sister Yi Guang was so humble that she felt distressed.

Li Lili turned her head slightly and looked at the white-haired girl sitting next to her. At this moment, she was sitting very obediently without making any comments.

As for whether you want to stand up as a moral pioneer and criticize your elder brother for not being able to ride on three different boats?

To be honest, if it were on the Internet, she might not be able to curse him when her mind gets hot. But this is her brother, sitting in front of her, so she naturally keeps her mouth shut for the sake of her butt.

At the same time, recalling the autobiography that has been circulated on the Internet, it seems that his brother is not a scumbag in the traditional sense.

Under the official promotion, Li Lili had heard about both "The Biography of Wei Xi" and "The Record of the Sword". The content had not been read before, and the pure text version of the autobiography was not attractive to a mortal like her.

. But everything has changed since the day before yesterday. After knowing that the living immortal is her eldest brother, she instantly ignited a burning heart of gossip.

If those contents are true, neither party is wrong.

Her brother just wanted to give them a home, yes, that was it.

Li Lili intended to hypnotize herself and retain Li Yi's glorious and majestic image in her mind.

Li Yi said: "Rabbit's craftsmanship is very good, you can try it. As the saying goes, water flows thousands of miles back to the sea, and everything in the world can be taught. But from ancient times to the present, no one has practiced Taoism through cooking, and Rabbit is half of it."

Rabbit is very good in some miscellaneous aspects. In addition to the four arts of immortality such as fighting, alchemy, weapon refining, formations, etc., he is at the level of god in other aspects. Li Yi himself had to sigh and feel ashamed when faced with the direction that Rabbit is good at.

Not as good as.

The two of them took a look at the delicious food and picked up their chopsticks to take a few bites.

Fairy Taiyin couldn't help but look forward to it on her small and delicate face as she asked, "How is it?"

She is very confident in her cooking skills, but she still wants to see the reaction of her competitors. Recognition from her enemies is the best reward. In the future, she can also take the opportunity to get closer and further lower her alertness.

"good."

Wei Xi's face showed a little surprise. Although she was not a classical monk, she had abstained from food long ago in order not to waste time.

There are very few foods that can surprise her, at least she has never encountered them since her reincarnation.

I took another bite of unpretentious fried lettuce. The lettuce was shiny and green, and made a crisp sound when chewed in my mouth. A hint of sweetness instantly occupied my taste buds.

Although Dong Yunshu didn't express much, he took a few more bites of vegetables and put them into his mouth. For a classical monk like her, food is not necessary, and eating wontons only has some special meaning for her.

The first bite I took was because of Li Yi, and the second bite was because it was really delicious.

Li Yi saw Dong Yunshu put down his chopsticks after taking a few bites, and gave her another piece of braised pork, saying: "The braised pork with pickles and vegetables is also good, it is one of my representative dishes here. When I was in the cultivation world, I

I also asked Rabbit to make it. Although the ingredients are not as good as those in the spiritual world, the taste is definitely guaranteed."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden chill next to him, and the clear sound of chopsticks being placed on the bowl was heard in his ears.

"snort!"

Li Yi secretly thought something was wrong.

He didn't think much about it just now, he just wanted to share it with Dong Yunshu, but doing so was obviously not in line with Taoism and nature.

Turning his head slightly, he could see a pair of cold eyes. Wei Xi looked at him quietly, his delicate and heroic features covered with frost.

Sitting opposite, Li Lili's breath suddenly suffocated, as if the oxygen in the air disappeared instantly, and her heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably. Soon, a familiar force enveloped her, dispelling all discomfort.

Dong Yunshu picked up the shiny pork belly in the bowl. Not sure if it was intentional, he moved it slightly towards Wei Xi, shook it for a few times before putting it in his mouth.

She commented: "It's delicious."

Wei Xi didn't speak, but any normal person could tell that the other person was very unhappy at the moment. The temperature dropped even more seriously, and the dishes and chopsticks on the table began to tremble slightly.

Brother, I'm scared.

Li Lili cast a pleading look. If Li Yi hadn't been at the center of the storm, she would have run behind him.

At this moment she vaguely understood something, this melon had thorns.

The shaking tabletop suddenly stopped the next second, and a force like a vast ocean smoothed everything out.

"Xi'er, come and try too." Li Yi also gave Wei Xi a piece, so that the two of them were even.

Unfortunately, the other party didn't seem to buy it. Although the chill on his face eased slightly, he still looked unhappy.

"Husband, you'd better prepare some food for your new love first. She's such a proud girl and she doesn't eat much of our daily necessities. It's a rare opportunity now, so you should try it more often."

Naturally, Li Yi would not take her words seriously. Xi'er has such a heroic personality, but in some aspects she is actually very naughty. In modern terms, she is tsundere.

He picked up the pork belly in her bowl again and placed it slightly in front of Wei Xi's mouth.

"Try it, it's really delicious."

"..." Wei Xi only hesitated for half a second, then opened his mouth to eat very honestly, and the displeasure between his brows and eyes was finally calmed down.

Li Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. The problem should have been solved. If he didn't coax Xi'er well, he might cause trouble again, and he might find a place to cry secretly.

Li Yi once went to a brothel with someone in order to integrate into the circle of literati. He naturally told Wei Xi about this matter. Wei Xi was very generous and said it was fun, and even saw him off. However, when he came back from the brothel, the girl's eyes were filled with tears.

Swelled from crying.

Unlike Yun Shu, Xi'er likes to keep everything in her heart and rarely expresses her bad emotions.

"Is it delicious?"

"Um."

Wei Xi nodded slightly with a smile on his face.

The flying general is too satisfied, right?

Li Lili felt as if she had discovered a new world. In her mind, Fei Jiang should be a perfect and powerful woman, something that a mortal like her could not understand. At least that was the case before she knew the truth. Fei Jiang had already been devalued to a certain extent in the eyes of the Chinese people.

Deification.

For example, in terms of force, he was able to hold up a large cauldron, single-handedly destroyed an enemy battalion, or led a company to raid an armored brigade, etc.

He has no private life in terms of relationships. I heard that when the Qin army was reorganizing a few years ago, he executed his uncles, cousins, cousins, and other relatives. He was also extremely ruthless not only to his enemies, but also to his own people.

A god of war in the true sense, a god born for war.

These rumors about flying generals in the early years were originally thought to be exaggerated, but now it seems that there is a high probability that they are true.

It's inappropriate for Fei Jiang to say something at this moment. She looks like a jealous little wife, and she is very easy to coax.

At this moment, Li Yi suddenly felt a slight pain in his waist, and turned around to see Dong Yunshu pinching himself expressionlessly.

"Brother Li, I want to eat that."

She put down her chopsticks and pointed at the braised pork ribs on the table. It was obvious what she wanted.

What I want is not braised pork ribs, but feeding.

Li Yi obviously couldn't refuse this request, so he picked up a piece of pork ribs and gently put it into Dong Yunshu's mouth. At this moment, the other side of the waist was also pinched.

"Husband, I want to eat this."

"..." Li Yi was speechless, don't you guys have any hands?

In this way, Li Yi fed them one bite at a time. The food on the table disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, but he himself didn't eat a bite.

After Li Lili took a few mouthfuls of food, she quietly watched this shocking gossip, about the flying general and the sword fairy competing for men. Who doesn't like to see this kind of gossip?

"Immortal! I want to eat too..." Fairy Taiyin suddenly slapped the table. She really couldn't bear it anymore, these two shameless tigresses.

She doesn't have any reserve of a woman at all, she needs to be fed even though she is such a big person.

Before he could say anything, the two people who were enjoying the food looked at each other.

Fairy Taiyin shrank her head slightly and changed her words:

"...If you want to eat, you will have to finish everything."

Almost exposed.
To be continued...