Chapter 2 I am good at dealing with funeral affairs
The wandering fool and the reclusive secret guard are all people with stories... It's a pity that the fool couldn't tell his story. He had huddled in the haystack and fell asleep sweetly.
There were lightning and thunder outside the temple and heavy rain, but they did not disturb him at all.
My body hasn't adjusted yet, and it's impossible to fall asleep in such an environment.
The secret guard must be alert at all times and will wake up if there is the slightest noise while sleeping.
For example, someone stepped on a branch and made a clicking sound.
Or the subtle sound of a sword being slowly unsheathed, or even the sound of breathing that doesn't belong to me. If I get too close, this body will wake up.
Since I couldn't sleep and had no other entertainment, I could only observe fools.
He slept surprisingly well, and his posture was too upright, as if he was the result of long-term training.
No snoring, no grinding of teeth, no talking in sleep, no gibbering.
The heavy rain finally turned to light rain in the second half of the night. I used my internal strength to resist the cold. I was about to go to sleep while the rain subsided when I heard a noise on the treetops around me.
There's someone in the tree!
I squinted my eyes and took out the hidden weapon in my arms. The secret guards did not have exclusive hidden weapons, so they used whatever was around them.
When I left Beijing, I went to the grocery store and bought a few packs of embroidery needles. These needles are very cheap and can be bought anywhere.
The people flying over the treetops and leaves went straight to the ruined temple. One of them flew up to the roof and stood on the broken tiles. I was worried about those broken tiles. It was not easy for them to survive. Don't be trampled by this person.
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One was hiding outside the door, while the other went around to the back of the temple and guarded the back door.
The fourth person was guarding the window. He walked on his toes, stood on his toes, and squatted under the window.
These four people are all good at Qinggong. I adjusted my breathing to hide my breathing and presence.
Secret guards are best at this, turning themselves into 'air' is the norm.
The four people did not talk to each other in words, they probably communicated with gestures.
They acted at the same time and jumped into the ruined temple from their respective hiding places.
The steel knife in his hand neatly struck the fool in the haystack, and then stopped at the same time, and the knives in his hand fell one after another.
There were no injuries on the surface of the four people's bodies, except for a red spot between their eyebrows.
I tapped the fool's sleeping hole, and four steel knives fell to the ground without waking him up.
I 'collected' all the clothes of the four people, found a dry place to light a bonfire, and threw the clothes into the fire.
Then they tied ropes around their necks, dragged the bodies out of the ruined temple one by one, found a pit in the forest, dumped the bodies, and shoveled mud from the side to bury them.
Because it had rained, the soil was soft and easy to shovel. As for the four steel knives, I hid them on a random big tree in the forest.
The branches are lush and leafy, and there is a tree hole in the center of the trunk. The knife is hidden in the tree hole. Unless the wood is cut down one day, they will be exposed to the light of day.
It rained heavily again in the early morning and didn't stop until the next morning. The rain washed away all traces.
The four assassins, or killers, had no identification on them.
After the rain stopped, I put out the fire, patted the non-existent dust on my clothes, and prepared to leave the ruined temple and continue on my way.
In one day, five people wanted the fool's life.
But the fool has no worries at all. Even if he is chased and chopped with a knife during the day, he still sleeps soundly at night.
The fool was rubbing his stomach when he woke up in the morning, and his stomach kept rumbling.
His eyes kept looking at me, as if he was waiting for me to eat.
As soon as I stepped out of the ruined temple, he immediately followed me out, his eyes shining like a big dog waiting to be fed.
My former boss also raised big dogs. Some were dedicated to looking after homes and homes, and some were fishing for pleasure. The fool's demeanor at this time was very much like the latter.
The former boss named the dogs from poems. The ones who looked after the house and the courtyard were named Jinjia and Yuan, and the ones who were eating, drinking and having fun were named Yunjian and Qingzhou.
"What's your name?" I suddenly turned around and looked at the fool who was following me and asked.
The fool looked back blankly, as if he didn't understand what I meant.
"You can call me Yun Zhou from now on." I pointed at him and repeated, "Yun Zhou."
He imitated my movements, pointed at himself, and even tried to imitate my words, but unfortunately he failed.
"You know Yunzhou just calls you." Such a poetic name, he wouldn't know it was the name of a big dog.
And I have no right to laugh at him. As a secret guard, dogs have names, but I only have a number.
I called "Yunzhou" several times in succession, and he finally remembered the word. When I called him, he pointed to himself. His learning ability is quite strong.
Sometimes people are very strange. In the original world, I was not a good person. That was a generation where good people could not live for more than three days.
I got used to it, and gradually I felt that I was a bad person, and all the good parts in my heart were eliminated.
But suddenly I changed my environment and came to a place where no one knew me. I actually had the idea of starting a new life.
It's not a life defined simply by good or bad, it's a life where you can do whatever you want.
At this moment, I want to help this fool and save his life, so I will do it without thinking too much.
"Yunzhou."
"Ah~"
After several times of practice, he no longer points his finger at himself. When he hears the word "Yunzhou", he will say yes.
When he is not barking strangely, his voice is very nice, at least like a normal person.
"Angel." When he learned to recognize his own name, I started teaching him to remember my name.
An Qi is dead, and the one alive now is An Qi.
And if I want to settle down in this world, I must have my own name.
Yunzhou tried his best to imitate my pronunciation. After practicing all the way, he finally made a sound like "Aqie" that resembled sneezing.
We walked for an hour before arriving at the next town. Since Yunzhou's ghostly appearance could be recognized by his enemies, I felt it didn't matter whether he showed his face or not.
So he found an inn in the town and paid a waiter to give him a bath.
This guy has no martial arts skills at all and is not a martial artist.
I stayed on the roof while they were taking a shower. Even if the guy wanted to kill him, I was confident that I could stop him.
There is only one ready-to-wear store in town, and the waiter helped me buy two sets of clothes.
The clean fool made me tremble with fear.
Not because of his handsome appearance, but because I know him!
I held my forehead and sighed. The first day I gave up evil and turned to good, I was shocked. I actually got into big trouble...
No wonder he was being hunted, but given his status, the levels of the previous two batches of killers were too low to be qualified to assassinate him.
If someone really wants to kill him, he must ask someone of my level.
"Where-where-where" Yunzhou put on clean new clothes and stood by the window pointing to the breakfast shop downstairs and called.
I walked to the window, glanced at the breakfast stall downstairs, raised the scissors in my hand, and smiled at Yun Zhou.
It was too troublesome for the ancients to wash their hair. If they didn’t wash their hair, they had to take care of it every day. Nowadays, who has time to comb their hair? They must have a haircut before going out.
Chapter completed!