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Chapter Six The Poisonous Thirteenth Highness

Liu Heng slumped down on his seat extremely lazily, looking at the five-headed dragon pulling the cart with interest. He looked at the slowly advancing dragon and pondered for a while: wc, there are so many secrets in this world. I have lived so long

Only then did I realize that there are still dragons in this world. Didn’t it mean that the dragon clan was wiped out and extinct? How could there still be dragons? I’m afraid the books I read before were all fake!

"Host, I think the ancient war may have left some remnant species, and then they were raised by the royal family and other aristocratic families," the system said.

"Well, how did the human race defeat the monsters in the ancient war? Look at these dragons. They are all fat and strong. I estimate that one of them can beat you up to 100." Liu Heng touched his chin.

asked.

A crow in the system replied: "Host, how could I know this?"

"You are just a loser, Ergouzi. Tell me, what do I need you for? What use do you have? Why are you asking? I don't know anything." Liu Heng said.

The system replied: "I'm the only one who's useless."

"I think you shouldn't call it deep learning system. Change the name to trash system, rubbish system or dragging system." Liu Heng said with disgust, feeling that he hadn't finished speaking yet, and continued: "Look at other people's systems, what?

I don’t blame you for not helping the protagonist to upgrade, but you don’t even know the history of this aspect. What do you think I need you for? It’s a rubbish system and it will ruin my youth.”

"Do you blame me? You are obviously the host and you are a bully. You asked me how the human race won. Who knows? The history books that the palace can read do not mention how to win. They just wrote a sentence about the victory of the human race over the monsters.

, how do I acquire knowledge in this area? I could just answer a question, but who knew you would insist on making a point." The system began to complain, and continued to mutter: "You rely on me for this, and you rely on me for that, too.

I am not as good as other systems here, and I am not as good as other systems there. Why don't you say that you are not as good as other hosts? I really destroyed the world in my last life, and I am only bound to you in this life. It is my soul that still rides on the horse.

Binding, believe it or not, if it weren’t for soul binding, I would leave immediately and find someone else.”

"Oh, I'm so fucked. I'm going to give you face, don't you? If you insist any more, I'm going to punish you." Liu Heng said fiercely.

The system said aggrievedly: "Don't tell me

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I won’t say, why are you so fierce? I’m not a human, but you are a real dog.”

"You're so stubborn." Liu Heng said angrily.

"…" The system was speechless.

Not long after, Liu Heng's mood improved again. It must be said that Liu Heng got angry quickly and dissipated quickly. No, he took out a cigarette similar to the one from his previous life from his sleeve and held it in his mouth.

He asked the coachman by the way: "Are you born with a congenital condition?"

The coachman replied: "As far as your Majesty is concerned, the humble position has not been broken yet."

Liu Heng held a cigarette in his mouth, touched his chin, and said vaguely: "That means you can't light the fire for me."

The coachman replied: "Your Highness, what is lighting a fire?"

Liu Heng continued to say vaguely: "Have you seen the thing in my mouth? This thing is called a cigarette. Use a spark to light the head of the cigarette, and the smoke will burn."

"But the problem now is that there is no flame?" Liu Heng said lazily.

The coachman nodded thoughtfully, and then said to Liu Heng: "Your Highness, if you need flames, you can do it in your humble position."

After saying that, the driver used the energy in his body to concentrate on his left hand. A flame suddenly appeared in his left hand. He put his left hand towards the cigarette in Liu Heng's mouth and successfully lit the fire.

The cigarette in Liu Heng's mouth was a batch of things similar to the cigarettes from his previous life that he had collected in Prince Zhao's Mansion when he was a child. After that, he took a deep breath, blew out a smoke ring, and said to the system: "Er Gouzi, this time I

If I am granted the title of king, I will definitely ask the palace to collect more dodder and make more cigarettes. What do you want?"

"Host, aren't you afraid that Yang Qi will tell your Ninth Brother? I remember that your Ninth Brother knew you were smoking and beat you up severely," the system said.

"Don't be afraid. By then, I will be crowned king and he will have no control over me." Liu Heng replied.

The system immediately said: "Host, Daqi, I want to eat fried crispy locusts." After saying this, his face looked happy.

Liu Heng asked strangely: "Ergouzi, you can't eat it again?"

The system replied: "Although I can't eat it, the host can eat it. I like to hear the sound."

Liu Heng instantly understood the system's sinister intentions and said with a stern face: "Haha, it's not that you like to eat those locusts.

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Do you like the expression on my face when I eat that?"

After saying that, Liu Heng felt uncomfortable and said: "Er Gouzi, you are really disgusting. I originally thought that today would be such an important day, so I decided to make a truce with you."

"Since today is such an important day, let me sing a song to cheer you up, Ergouzi." Liu Heng continued. Liu Heng did not give the system a chance to object and started singing directly.

"I give you a thousand roses, asking you to love yourself well. I'm sorry, I can't leave you. Baby, I'm sorry, it's not that I don't love you. I really don't want to, and I made you cry again. Baby, I'm sorry, but it's not that I don't love you."

You, I don’t want to make you sad again..."

system"………."

Coachman "......"

"This His Highness may be poisonous. He sings so unpleasantly, but it's so embarrassing to sing. If he wasn't a prince, I would kill him alive." Liu Heng figured this out of his mind from the driver's constipated face.

. Maybe Liu Heng looked at the driver for a long time, and the driver looked at Liu Heng questioningly.

emmmmmmmmmmmmm... I checked my eyes and met the right person.

Liu Heng may have seen the contempt in his eyes, so he asked the coachman a little angrily: "What do you think of my singing?"

Liu Heng decided that whenever something unpleasant came out of his mouth, Liu Heng's temper would rise immediately, and he would fuck him mbd with the attitude of taking life and death lightly, and if he didn't accept it, he would do it.

"I think His Highness's singing is very melodious and melodious. It makes people praise you and makes me feel excited! This sound can only be heard in the sky. I hear it only rarely in my life. I really want to hear it again." The coachman replied.

road.

Liu Heng squinted his eyes and said, "Young man, you have a great political future, and I want to reward you."

Liu Heng asked him: "What do you want your Highness to reward you?" After speaking, the coachman replied: "Your Highness, I don't need anything."

Liu Heng then said: "Okay, my highness understands what you mean. You like my highness's singing. Since you appreciate my highness's singing so much, I will reward you with a song."

The driver looked confused: "..."

The system was also confused: "..."

Accompanied by the singing, the chariot drove slowly towards Xuanwu Gate.
Chapter completed!
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