About five seconds later, the lights suddenly turned on, and a cheerful and exciting melody sounded.

When everyone saw it, they couldn't help laughing.

I saw Shen Teng and Sha Yi wearing jeans and striking a very retro pose, appearing on the stage.

As the melody progressed, the two began to dance, an old-age disco.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"What are you doing?"

“This dance is so contemporary!”

"Brother Teng, watch your waist!"

“···”

Seeing the two people's funny actions, everyone burst out laughing.

The name of the song was displayed on the big screen, it was called "Calories", and the lyrics and music were written by Zhang Xiao.

After the prelude, Shen Teng began to sing.

Shen Teng: "The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up;"

"A grain of rice is enough to say sorry many times a day."

Sha Yi: "Look at me in the mirror, where is my collarbone?"

"Beautiful, I want to be beautiful, I want to become a heartthrob;"

Shen Teng: "In order to become a small waist, I lift my breath every day;"

"In order to wear a bikini, eat grass and turn it into salad essence;"

Sha Yi: "It's hard to give up on natural beauty, but unfortunately I don't get tired of it no matter what I eat;"

"I have to work hard and become a heartthrob;"

···

The funny lyrics and funny dances turned the entire studio into a sea of ​​joy. The sisters of the two teams who were still nervous at first started laughing so much after seeing both of them performing.

Especially when the two of them raised their right hands and sang the line "Burn My Calories" together, it made people laugh.

He Ling was already crying with laughter.

Huang Xiaoming's eyes widened, a little unbelievable. They dared to perform like this on this stage. This was so generous.

Chorus: Goodbye Donuts, Pearl Milk Tea Instant Noodles;

Hot pot rice and large plate of chicken, take it and take it away, you’re welcome!

Say goodbye to caffeine, quit cola and fat;

Play games outside the sofa, don't stay up late and hurt your body;

Come and turn, hot yoga sit-ups;

Spinning bike Pilates, soaking wolfberry in a thermos cup;

Come and take a deep breath, run in the morning and swim a few meters at night;

Flat dumbbell rowing machine, don’t give up until you reach your goal;

···

When singing this chorus part, both of them seemed to have forgotten their moves. You look at me, I look at you. Not only were the final dance moves completely different, Shen Teng almost fell to the ground.

Everyone laughed like crazy.

"Oh, let me go, this is too funny."

"This level is simply awesome."

"Brother Teng, Sha Yi, who gave you the courage to come up and dance like this?"

"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced."

"The melody of Xiao Shen's saliva song is actually pretty good, but it's a pity that it was ruined by these two people."

“···”

After singing, Shen Teng didn't even say hello, but just ran away with his face covered, and Sha Yi quickly followed behind.

When they arrived at the end, Zhang Xiao and Huang Bai raised their legs to kick Shen Teng at the same time, scaring him so much that he hurriedly fired.

This scene was all captured by the camera teacher. Both the audience and the netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing until their stomachs ached.

At this moment, the music on the stage changed. The originally cheerful melody suddenly became sad and desolate. Everyone looked at the big screen and saw the name of the song "I Will Not Sell Even If I Die" appeared on it. .

Like the previous song "Calories", the songwriter is Zhang Xiao.

As soon as they saw this song title, everyone knew that this must be another hilarious song.

Sure enough, when Huang Bai opened his mouth, everyone immediately understood that he was singing about stocks.

Huang Bai: Buy stocks as investments;

No matter whether it rises or falls, you will not be afraid of falling;

Ignore whether the market is bullish or bearish;

As long as you double the amount of vegetables I sell;

Zhang Xiao: I don’t listen to other people’s arrangements;

You will be happy if you buy based on your feelings and make money;

Enjoy now and don’t be the same as you are before, but you’re afraid of getting hurt;

Many miraculous Chinese stories will always exist;

···

This song "I won't sell it even if I die" uses the melody of "I will love you even if I die" from the previous life, and the tune is high and a bit scary.

This is also the reason why when Zhang Xiao assigned the song, he assigned it to Huang Bai, a former professional singer, to sing it. Both of them had excellent singing skills, full of emotions and sincere feelings.

But after reading the lyrics on the screen, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Holy crap, are you kidding?"

"Xiao Shen is too awesome."

"The poignant melody, funny lyrics, the music can still be played like this, I'm convinced."

"Xiao Shen and Brother Bai's singing skills are amazing, but I just want to laugh."

···

In the Beijing courtyard, Yang Mi and Reba were already lying on the sofa laughing.

Yang Mi said out of breath: "Reba, he has been busy for so many days, is he just busy with these two songs?"

Reba wiped her tears and said, "I didn't expect it to be like this. To be honest, I'm really afraid that the four of them will ruin the show."

Yang Mi said: "I don't know if it will be a bad show, but what I am sure of is that the ratings will be very high."

Her guess was absolutely correct. The TV ratings and online viewers of this episode are currently the highest.

Of course, this is all for later, Huang Bai and others at the scene were still singing.

Huang Bai: I won’t sell it even if I die, and I won’t be happy if it doesn’t double;

Only in this way can we retail investors not be defeated.

Zhang Xiao: I won’t sell it even if it dies, or it won’t rise to the point where I feel panicked and unhappy;

The heart of investing in China will always be there, even if it is a deep position, it will not be sold.

Huang Bai: If you don’t wait until the surge is unpleasant, you will understand that the sellers will blame you;

The mentality will change, and you won’t sell until the top;

To be a stock investor, you must not waver and not be afraid of being stuck or delisted;

Stocks have a future after all.

···

When it came to the chorus, the two of them were singing different tunes, soaring to the sky. If the lyrics were different, it would definitely shock people, but now, everyone just finds it funny.

The two of them sang better and better, and everyone found it more and more funny.

By the time the song ended, no one in the entire studio could hold back his laughter.

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard."

"My stomach hurts from laughing now;"

"These lyrics written by Xiao Shen are really interesting."

“The melody is so beautiful that I can’t say anything, but the lyrics are just too unique.”
Chapter completed!