Chapter 480 A song "Jiangnan" Wang Xuan wants to lock the best of the year(1/2)
"Wang Xuan, stop filming, your mother asked you to release a new song" is naturally a joke. Because there are so many people making fun of him, it is gradually not limited to Wang Xuan's Weibo, but the entire Internet is making fun of him.
Then the industry was dumbfounded, because the sentence "Wang Xuan, stop filming, your mother asked you to release a new song" unexpectedly went directly to the hot search with an unstoppable trend. It was in the top 20 and top 10 searches.
, top five, reach the top!
Yes, this joking statement actually made it to the top of the hot search headlines, so how could the industry not be dumbfounded.
What the heck, is there any law? Is there any justice? A joke can reach the top of the hot search headlines, so how can it be embarrassing for those who try their best to hype and buy hot searches, but they may not be able to reach the top five of the hot searches?
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And after the ridiculing sentence "Wang Xuan, stop filming, your mother asked you to release a new song", it made countless hot search headlines, and many netizens left comments below, which soon led to several versions, such as
"Imperial edict, Wang Xuan received the edict. I heard that you haven't released a new song for a long time, and you have failed to meet the high expectations of your fans. Now I specially order you to release a new song. This order must not be ignored and will be implemented immediately." Another example is "Wang Xuan, your happy days
It's over, I'm here to arrest you for your new song by order of the empress." Another example is "Wang Xuan, the empress has given the order, but your new song hasn't been released yet. How long will it take?"
And so on.
And these ridiculing remarks slowly hit the hot searches one by one, making countless people look at Cha Lemon Essence.
Wang Xuan likes to go to bed early, and usually goes to bed before 10 o'clock in the evening. When the finale of "I Am a Special Forces Soldier" finished playing, it was already past 10 o'clock. By then, Wang Xuan had put his phone aside and was lying on the bed. So he
If Mom Aite releases a new song, he hasn't seen it yet, and naturally he doesn't know about the ridicule directed at him on Weibo and the Internet.
So the next morning, when Wang Xuan saw the topic related to him hitting the headlines, he was a little dumbfounded. After understanding the ins and outs of the matter, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Later, Wang Xuan also posted on his personal Weibo and replied under the Weibo post posted by his mother: "I will follow the instructions and arrangements made by the Queen Mother!"
I don’t know how many people are following Wang Xuan’s Weibo, so Wang Xuan’s reply was immediately discovered by netizens, and in an instant, the Internet was filled with joy.
"66666, what the Queen Mother said still works."
"Damn it, it's not like we haven't heard of Wang Xuan releasing a new song before. This guy pretended he didn't see it. But with just a word from Her Majesty the Queen Mother, this guy arranged it. It's really infuriating that people are more popular than others."
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Who are we to Wang Xuan, and who is Wang Xuan to the Queen Mother? She is Wang Xuan's mother. She gave birth to Wang Xuan in ten months of pregnancy. No matter how hard she worked to raise Wang Xuan,
You compare your head with others."
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"Hey, I seem to have found a way to cure Wang Xuan. If this guy gets lazy cancer in the future, we will move the Queen Mother to take action."
"The question is, why does the Queen Mother listen to us?"
"Go to Haidilao to spend more money. Her Majesty the Queen Mother is very easy to talk to. Every time I go to shop and check out, if Her Majesty the Queen Mother is around, she will give me a small change. Of course, I cannot ask Her Majesty the Queen Mother to act without restrictions. Wang Xuanjiu
When we don't do anything, it's not enough to ask Her Majesty the Queen Mother. If there are too many people asking for it, Her Majesty the Queen Mother will definitely take action as appropriate."
"That makes sense."
“Haidilao is too expensive and I can’t afford it.”
"It's okay. The cost of a meal is 1,800 yuan, and there are a few people together. I don't think it is high."
"That is, you can eat to death for around 200 yuan per person. Isn't the consumption very high? It's not like you have to spend 200 yuan per ton. You can just have a meal with friends in half a month or even a month. Don't tell me that you can't even spend 200 yuan per ton."
I can’t even get out 200 yuan.”
"To be honest, as the leader in the domestic hot pot industry, Haidilao is quite affordable. Moreover, when you go to Haidilao to eat, you can often see Internet celebrities. If you go to the main store in Xiangjiang, you can occasionally see celebrities.
I met Hu Ge in Haidilao."
"Ah? Movie King Hu Ge?"
"Yes, I thought I was dazzled at the time. Many people came over and asked Hu Ge for his autograph, and I believed it. But there were too many people asking for autographs, and Hu Ge couldn't sign it, so he simply suggested that everyone take a photo together.
, the photo of the group photo is still kept in my drawer."
"envious!"
"I also heard that Hu Ge appeared in Haidilao, so I went to Haidilao to try my luck. I went there several times, but I didn't see Hu Ge, but I did see Ai Yifei."
"Wow, Goddess Yifei, do you want an autograph?"
"I didn't sign, but I got a group photo."
"envious!"
"It's really normal to see celebrities at Haidilao Headquarters. If many celebrities do activities in Xiangjiang, they will choose to check in at Haidilao Headquarters, just like we like to check in at Internet celebrity stores. For those stars, Haidilao
Laozongdian is also one of their 'Internet celebrity check-in places', so who told this store to be opened by Wang Xuan's family?"
"There is another thing everyone forgot to mention. Wang Xuan's parents are very supportive of Wang Xuan's career. Every time Wang Xuanruo releases a new song or movie, Haidilao will have some discounts, ranging from big to small.
A few discounts are offered at 9:00 hourly, and even 30% off at large hours. Just like during the release of the "Shaolin Temple" movie, as long as the "Shaolin Temple" movie tickets are purchased and consumed with real-name authentication, you can enjoy a 30% discount on Haidilao. Those
If you think Haidilao is expensive, you can wait until Haidilao has a consumer event to buy it, and you can save a lot."
"Hey, hey, aren't we talking about Wang Xuan's new song? Why did we suddenly talk about Haidilao?"
"I'm looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally I'm looking forward to Wang Xuan's new song. I don't know what kind of new song Wang Xuan will release."
"Why are you thinking so much? Just believe that Wang Xuan's new songs won't disappoint us. After all, the songs he composed for other people are so good, so there's no way his songs for himself are bad."
The Internet is full of expectations for Wang Xuan's new song.
But the industry is avoiding Wang Xuan's new songs like a snake or a scorpion. Everyone is watching Wang Xuan's updates to see if he plans to release a new song in July or August. Anyway, he must not release a new song with Wang Xuan, otherwise it is estimated that
Not even a splash of water.
But judging from what Wang Xuan said, it’s most likely July.
Of course, July is not a good month for releasing songs, but it depends on who is right. At a point like Wang Xuan's, it doesn't really matter which month a new song is released, since the whole network is looking forward to it anyway.
In fact, the month when Wang Xuan releases songs is not friendly to big-name singers, but for some less famous singers, it is very good. Otherwise, the traffic is huge.
Big-name singers are afraid of being slapped by Wang Xuan, but they are barefoot and not afraid of those who wear shoes. They are not famous in the first place, so what are they afraid of? They can also gain Wang Xuan's traffic by singing.
So a rather funny phenomenon occurred. When Wang Xuan announced that he would release a new song in July, all the big-name singers were silent, but some third-tier singers, eighteenth-tier singers and even newbie singers screamed and had a collective climax, announcing one after another that they would release a new song in July.
The new song will be released in July, and it will be as if Wang Xuan is playing in the ring.
This scene really entertained many people.
The Jingjing group where Lin Jun and others belong, when Wang Xuan announced a new song in early July, the Jingjing group was also in a lively mood.
"Wang Xuan will release a new song next month, what do you think?" Lin Jun took the lead in launching a soul torture.
"I have no idea." Li Ronggui quickly bubbled up.
"Ah? No one wants to meet Wang Xuan and explore the water?" Lin Jun asked, and in the group, he liked Yu Hao, Xie Lingxiao, Zhou Xun, Xiao Yanzi, and Chen Minzhi
"No, if you want to go, I won't go even if you kill me." Xie Lingxiao bubbled.
"Looking at the color of the water? I'm afraid you don't know how to write the word "death." Zhou Xun said.
"Who said that? I met Wang Xuan last year," Lin Jun said.
"How do you feel?" Cyndi Yang asked.
"The water is very deep."
"That's fine. As long as Wang Xuan writes lyrics and music, I can't even beat Xiao Huihui. If I just go with Wang Xuan, don't I think my life is too long? Yu Hao can't beat Wang Xuan, and now he's still squatting in the toilet crying.
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"." Being affected by Chi Yu, Yu Hao issued a series of ellipses.
"Brother Hao finally got the message. Can you interview Brother Hao, the three-time winner of the second prize in ten thousand years? How does it feel to be crushed by Wang Xuan?" Li Kui joked.
"Gungungun, you're talking as if you haven't been crushed by Wang Xuan. At least I beat Wang Xuan. You can't even beat Xu Yang." Yu Hao said.
"Did you remember wrongly? When did I have sex with Xu Yang? It was Junbaby who was crushed by Xu Yang, okay?" Li Kui said.
"." Feeling offended, Lin Jun also sent a series of ellipses.
He can't even understand where he loses now. "Heart Is Too Soft" is so magical, so magical that Lin Jun can't understand it. I really don't understand why a saliva song became so popular. Although he can't help but order it when he goes to KTV.
He sang this song, but it was just to commemorate his lost love.
"I have to say something fair for myself. If you are capable, you will also release a new song that month. In the face of the results of the song "Heart Is Too Soft", let's see who can not be crushed!" Lin Jun said.
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As soon as he finished speaking, a series of ellipses appeared in the group.
Although I don't want to admit it, I have to admit that, except for Wang Xuan, whoever dares to release a new song that month will be crushed by Xu Yang's "Heart Is Too Soft". There are only two songs in the Chinese music world that have broken through in a single month.
Is it a joke to have a single with 100 million downloads?
One is "Fairy Tale" and the other is "Heart Is Too Soft".
"Besides, Brother Hao, have you beaten other people too? Last May, weren't you crushed by Du Chengfei's "He Must Love You Very Much"? Not only you, Li Ronggui and Xiaoyu also released new songs.
He was crushed by Du Chengfei."
"." Peng Xiaoyu felt very innocent because she was also affected by Chi Yu. She was dragged into the water without saying anything.
Then the little fish also fired, pulling others into the water.
In one sentence, if we all die together, it is as if there is no one in the group who has not suffered the tragedy of the century caused by Wang Xuan. In the past two years, there has been a saying that not a single person in the group has survived, right?
By the end, everyone in the group was happy.
To be continued...