Chapter Two: Number Two in the World
Yong'an Palace has thousands of houses and is extremely luxurious.
On this day, the news of the return of the new King of Yong'an, Xiao Chen, swept through the entire Yong'an City like a storm.
As the new King of Yong'an, Xiao Chen's status in Yong'an is the same as that of Wei Emperor Cao Xun in the Kingdom of Wei.
Countless dignitaries flocked to the gate of Yong'an Palace like crucian carp crossing the river, just to see the peerless grace of the new emperor of Yong'an City. It was a pity that Xiao Chen had two rows of cold-breathing black guards beside him.
Once you stand at the door, it is like two high walls blocking everyone's sight.
The originally huge Yong'an had already prepared a throne succession ceremony. During this process, Xiao Chen also got to know local officials at all levels.
If this matter were left to anyone else, he would have to deal with it, and then there is an impassioned speech about being loyal to the emperor, serving the country, and working hard to achieve self-improvement.
Then, the officials below would inevitably sing praises and praises, and finally send gifts after gifts, trying to please the new master, trying to leave a "loyal" impression in front of the new master.
It's a pity that the new master they met was Xiao Chen, who didn't play by the rules at all.
Regardless of the officials in the main hall, Xiao Chen only did one thing when he returned to the palace, which was to sleep.
For Xiao Chen, apart from being a prodigal and teasing girls, there is really nothing bigger than sleeping.
Traveling for three days and three nights, this girl is simply not treated like a human being should experience.
Xiao Chen would be happy only if he threw away these red tapes that were "carried forward" in the hands of literati and stepped on them again.
In the early years, Xiao Chen, who was burdened with the title of descendant of generals and descendants of heroes, actually didn't like the literati who gave him these titles.
Cao Qing, the ancestor who founded the Wei State, summarized the process of the defeat of the previous dynasty and concluded the principle of "conquer the world immediately and rule the world with articles."
As soon as this incident came out, the literati who could only be ranked third among the top three ranks jumped to the first place.
This also made people all over the world follow the text one after another. As long as it is a baby boy and can hold a pen, he is a precious baby that the family can hold in their hands for fear of getting cold and hold in their mouths for fear of melting.
Over time, this bunch of literati who only sulked in the greenhouse learned nothing except quoting classics!
According to Xiao Chen, there is not much arrogance in the book, but he is extremely arrogant.
For example, when the Xia army invaded decades ago, some decadent literati always thought that they could civilize those vulgar people just by reciting a few lines from the saint's classics.
Therefore, after several shocking and scolding letters, Wei State naturally lost fifteen cities!
Fortunately, the Wei State had a peerless general, Bai Qi, who could turn the tide. Otherwise, the flags of the Xia State would probably be planted in the capital of the Wei State now.
Xiao Chen, who saw the principle of "literati rule the country and scholars ruin the country" at a young age, preferred to wield swords and sticks when he was young. After all, he is the next confirmed King of Yong'an. He has five thousand black-armored troops who drink blood on the battlefield.
, and certainly not convinced that the future master is a coward who can only moan without reason.
When he was six years old, he saw the Taoist master Huang Lao Celestial Master stepping on the ground and flying away in the sky. Xiao Chen, who already loved swords and guns, became more determined to pursue martial arts.
Later he went to Kyoto, because swords were not allowed in Taixue (an ancient institution of higher learning). Xiao Chen simply asked his servants to carve a wooden sword and hung it on his waist all year round. Occasionally, he would make a fake one in a decent way.
Playing tricks, pretending in your heart that you are already a great hero.
It's a pity that Xiao Chen's martial arts only attracted applause from the maids and attendants. It wasn't until Xiao Chen messed up the Taixue teacher's hair bun with a sword that he realized that the swordsmanship he thought was unparalleled was no match for the angry old man's strength.
Break all laws!
That time, the stubborn old man who had always been complaining about his parents' physical pain and suffering, broke the wooden sword in Xiao Chen's hand with his own hands.
Taixue Pushe (Taixue Pushe, equivalent to the current university president!) Yang Bolu even issued a rule that all Taixue scholars are not allowed to use swords.
In the Wei State, where Confucian scholars were respected, this rule was taken for granted.
It's just a pity that Xiao Chen's heroic dream was strangled in the cradle before it even started.
From then on, Xiao Chen went from not liking him very much to hating Yang Bolu, the literary leader who was highly respected by scholars all over the world. Xiao Chen naturally also hated those people holding scriptures in their hands and shaking their heads.
of literati.
Although he could no longer touch the sword, Xiao Chen was not willing to just succumb and study the classics of those saints. He simply learned all the things that literati hate most.
Things like skipping classes and sleeping, bullying classmates, and getting into fights were all things that Xiao Chen could easily do.
Xiao Ding wrote to Xiao Chen many times about this, but Xiao Chen and Xiao Ding were indeed two father and sons, and their personalities and tempers were as strong as a weight.
No matter how well Xiao Ding tried to seduce his true feelings, he could not shake Xiao Chen's determination to fight to the end with the world's intellectuals.
In Wu Liang's view, as early as the moment when Yang Bolu broke Xiao Chen's wooden sword, it was like a hammer burning with fire, forging a heart for Xiao Chen that was stronger than any sharp weapon in the world.
It's a pity that Xiao Chen's persistence was used in the wrong place. In addition, he met a Shi Cai who was "extraordinarily talented" in prodigal matters. Xiao Chen's ears and eyes were influenced by it, and naturally he was "very profitable"!
The two Taixue bullies formed an alliance, and the arrogant Shi Cai made an unprecedented ambition to be the best dandy in the world. After Xiao Chen was willing to become a man, he only wanted to be the second best in the world.
Shi Cai did have a talent for being a dandy. When he was eight years old, he led Xiao Chen to kidnap the daughter of the Taiwei and take him back to his own mansion.
Because of this matter, Shi Caina's father, who was the Minister of the Ministry of Finance, was personally interviewed by the Taiwei. When he came out, the fat and fat Minister of the Ministry of Finance had a few pimples on his face!
As for Xiao Chen and Shi Cai, they were publicly criticized in Taixue. This matter was spread by word of mouth among the literati, and the two men's bold and unlearned behavior could be regarded as spreading throughout the world.
On the contrary, these two people were not ashamed, but proud of it, and became more and more devoted to their dandy ways.
When they were ten years old, the two of them promulgated a code of dandyism according to the rules of the imperial college. It spread to Kyoto for a while and was regarded as a classic by countless disciples.
Until now, Xiao Chen is still quite proud when mentioning this matter.
According to Xiao Chen’s original words:
"How else can we say that young people still need to study? It's not necessary to memorize famous poems and write poems in a rigid manner. The main thing is that if you meet two like-minded people, if you get along with them and think about it seriously, you will understand, what the hell
He is truly a talent!”
But now that Xiao Chen has returned to Yong'an, the two bullies have been separated from each other ever since.
Before leaving, Shi Cai, who was full of evil deeds, revealed for the first time the plaintive attitude of a little lady who has been bullied, and cried so loudly that the whole world was shaken.
Xiao Chen was not that moved. When he rode away, he only left behind a shocking sentence.
Chapter completed!