Although the other party seems to be a harmless student, since there is a perverted professor, there is no guarantee that the handsome and normal new college student in this profile will be fine.

"That's fine."

When Chuck heard the name Ted Mosby, he thought about it and nodded in agreement.

New York University.

College student dormitories.

The bed was a double bed with bunk beds. Ted, the student who was talking to the bald professor on the phone, was lying on the top bunk helplessly. The chirping sound from below was like a magic voice filling his ears. Finally, he couldn't help but pat the bed as a reminder.

Said: "Guys, be careful."

There was a pause of chirping below, a simple and embarrassed male voice sounded, and then an earphone was thrown up by a big hand.

The chirping started again.

"..."

Ted was speechless. What he wanted was for the lovers below to pay attention and not block his own ears. And even if he didn't have ears, wouldn't he still have imagination?

Even if he has no imagination, he still knows the most basic common sense of physics. When beds are made up and down, when the lower bunk shakes, the upper bunk will inevitably shake with it.

This is scientific common sense!

Just when Ted thought he was getting seasick on a drift boat at sea, there was a knock on the dormitory door.

After knocking several times and seeing no response from his roommate and girlfriend below him, he could only get down from the upper bunk, tried not to look at the squirming quilt on the lower bunk, opened the door a little, and said, "Now is not a good time.

"

After saying this, he couldn't help complaining: "No, to be precise, it's never a good time."

That’s right!

Don't think that he is an ignorant guy. When it's a conventional situation like when a roommate needs to do something with his girlfriend, he always goes out as an excuse to make room for the couple.

It's just that his roommate is a weirdo, and the girlfriend he has found is also a weirdo. The two of them are so sticky that it's like they have been single all their lives. The fire will explode if there is even the slightest spark. He has to go back to the dormitory to sleep, right?

"FBI!"

Detective Amy Santiago was about to take out her police badge to show her identity as the NYPD, but suddenly she heard Chuck say the FBI's classic line in a serious manner.

Then she heard a commotion in the dormitory, which made her subconsciously pull out a gun and kick the door. After taking a closer look, she realized that it was not a dangerous criminal trying to escape or resisting, but a pair of frightened mandarin ducks.

"……consultant!"

Chuck slowly completed the sentence.

Everyone: "..."

Ps: Before the launch, I read more than 2,000 readers every day, and only half of them were subscribed. There were almost no favorites recommended by major websites. There will probably be no follow-up recommendations in the future. There are no new readers. Even if I update more, it will be difficult to get results. No wonder.

To transform from popular books, niche books really have no future. Thank you for your subscriptions. Many of them are familiar old readers. Thank you very much. Let the water flow slowly. From now on, there will be 2 updates per day and 6000+, which is equivalent to evolving into the 3 updates required before.

, it’s not easy to code, I really don’t have the motivation to code more, sorry!
Chapter completed!