"impossible."

The annoyed detective's smile faltered, and he followed Chandler's exaggerated movements and looked at the ringing mobile phone on his waist, still not forgetting to be funny: "If this is a call from the IRS, I will ask to join online immediately, and then go there as a

A tax policeman!"

"You think so!"

Detective Amy Santiago scoffed.

The treatment of the tax policemen of the IRS is much better than that of the NYPD. What Detective Shenfan said is just like an ordinary person saying that Peking University is not bad and he will go to Peking University if he can't pass the exam.

"Jake Peralta."

Detective Shenfan picked up the phone, connected it gracefully, and announced his name. Under the gaze of everyone, he hummed a few times, hung up the phone, opened his hands, and said with an exaggerated smile: "Look

Are we there? Not the IRS!”

"This unscientific!"

Chandler looked at Chuck: "That's not humorous!"

"Whose phone number?"

Chuck ignored Chandler and just looked at the troubled detective.

"Yeah, whose phone number is it?"

Chandler reacted and stared at the annoying detective.

"You don't know..."

The annoyed detective wanted to hesitate, but under everyone's half-smiling gaze, he had no choice but to curl his lips: "It's the landlord. He said that the lease of my house has expired and he wants me to move out."

Speaking of this, he could no longer pretend to be chic and complained: "That is the rental house my grandma left for me. It contains all the memories of my childhood. I can't let it go, I want to buy it!"

"Ha ha."

Detective Amy Santiago suddenly laughed: "Only you? You want to buy a house? You are in ruins. Who else will give you a loan? A criminal?"

"If you mean that the darker the organization, the more likely it is to lend me a loan, then there is hope for me to go to the bank this time."

After the frustrated police detective released his emotions for a while, he regained his playful smile.

"It's so interesting, you Jews seem to like ancestral rentals."

Chandler joked: "Chuck is the best accountant, maybe you can ask him to help you."

Monica's rental house was also inherited from her grandma. Because the place is big and the location is good, the rent base is very cheap even if the annual increase is limited since Monica's grandma's time, so she keeps pretending that she is still her grandma and continues to live there.

"Yeah?"

The annoyed detective glanced at Chuck.

"You can't afford to treat me."

Chuck said bluntly.

"Please, have you seen my handsome luxury car?"

The detective was immediately unhappy because he was rich.

"You only have that broken car."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately poked the tire: "It's because of that junk car that you went into debt."

"Maybe I can sell my butt..."

Chandler was subconsciously funny, but as soon as he said it, he saw everyone looking at him strangely, and he immediately realized that there was an ambiguity in this sentence, so he could only bite the bullet and finish the sentence: "This way the debt on the butt is gone.

"

"Dude, what a great idea."

The frustrated detective patted Chandler on the shoulder and asked seriously: "Do you have money?"

"..."

Chandler's mouth twitched and he was speechless.

It's not that he doesn't have any wisecracks anymore, but it's not appropriate to make those wisecracks that might cause ambiguity in front of a beautiful police detective who has a crush on him.

"How about it?"

The annoyed detective looked at Chuck: "Can I afford you?"

"cannot."

Chuck shook his head: "If it's your car before you pay for it...you still can't afford me."

"..."

The annoyed police detective was speechless.

"When will I tell you to move out?"

Chandler really liked annoying detectives, so he stopped teasing and asked seriously.

"Within a week."

The annoyed detective shrugged.

"Within a week?"

Chandler complained: "Things like this usually require months of notice."

"Do you think he will read the notification letter?"

Chuck said.

"How do you know I'm not watching?"

Detective Shenfan was unconvinced and said: "I read them all together. For the letters, I specially set aside the bathtub to put the letters. Now they are all full."

"Are you sure you didn't want to take a shower?"

Chuck asked.

"Geez."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately covered her nose in disgust: "No wonder you always smell weird."

"I took a shower..."

The annoyed police detective was speechless.

Everyone joked and laughed for a while and then left.

"Chandler, are there any activities tonight?"

Detective Amy Santiago stopped Chandler who was following Chuck out: "If not, let's get together in the evening. I know a very good restaurant."

"Just us?"

Chandler was stunned at first, then raised his hands half way, swayed his body, and nodded with a smile on his face: "o~k~!"

"Then it's settled."

Detective Amy Santiago smiled and walked away.

"Did you see it?"

Chandler watched the beautiful police detective leave, jumped up and said excitedly to Chuck.

"without."

Chuck shook his head.

"OMG! This is the most perfect moment of my life!"

Chandler immediately panicked and looked around to see if there were witnesses or cameras. He must have evidence for the scene just now!

Chuck ignored him and continued walking out.

Chandler looked around and found nothing, so he could only follow out in frustration, chasing Chuck and asking: "She was so loud, there's no way you didn't hear her. Are you kidding me?"

Yes or no?"

"yes."

Chuck nodded.

"yes!!!"

Chandler jumped up and waved his hands and shouted: "You must tell everyone this news. I, Chandler Bing, was proactively dated by a beautiful police detective. Today is simply the best day of my life. If I had known this, I would have

I followed you out to handle the case, it was so exciting and interesting!"

"as long as you are happy."

Chuck said calmly.

He drove Chandler back and drove directly back to New Jersey without going upstairs.

Chandler twisted and jumped up.
To be continued...