Chapter 226 Little Howard's debut: Who can be more wretched than me?(2/3)
It's so deep that I'm afraid an excitement will come back to life."
Just now in the hospital, Ross and Monica went to see their grandmother after her death. When they were saying goodbye to her, her grandmother suddenly woke up, which almost made Ross pee. After calling the nurse, he realized that this was a very rare situation, but it was indeed her death.
Already.
"..."
Jane was next to Chuck and was listening attentively. When she heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched and she wanted to yell: "Monica and I are not in a relationship with Ross's ex-wife Carol and Susan!!!"
But she thought of Monica, who was sleepwalking and holding a knife, and she held back what she said.
Three days later.
Chuck attended Grandma Monica's funeral on time.
"My husband left me, and now my mother has left me, what did I do wrong?"
As soon as I arrived, I heard a loud voice crying there. The energy was very similar to that of crying at a funeral in an Eastern countryside, but different from the dragging voice, this one had the feeling of screaming.
When Chandler and the others saw Chuck coming, they all gathered around. Seeing Chuck looking at the crying woman, they quickly introduced to Chuck: "This is Monica's aunt, Mrs. Wolowitz, and Geller."
The lady is a biological sister, living in Pasadena. I heard that her husband just left her, and that is her son, Monica and their cousin Howard Jr."
Chuck looked along and saw a little guy standing next to the huge crying figure, his head lowered, his expression not sad, but a little bored, and his eyes looking back and forth.
Monica, who was accompanying her relatives, saw Chuck coming and walked over: "Chuck, you're here."
"Um."
Chuck nodded.
"Monica, please introduce it to me."
A short figure came over at some point, looked at Chuck and smiled at Monica.
"Chuck, let me introduce, this is my cousin Howard Wolowitz."
Monica introduced both parties: "Howard, this is Chuck, you don't need me to introduce you, right?"
"no, I'm fine."
Howard Jr. reached out to Chuck with a smile on his face: "Detective Chuck is my idol. I have heard a lot of your legendary stories from Ross. I am so happy to see you."
Chuck did not shake hands with him, but just looked at his extended hand and said expressionlessly: "Since you have heard Ross talk about me a lot, you should know why I don't shake hands with you, right?"
"Why?"
Little Howard was stunned.
He really didn't know this. After all, Ross adapted some of Chuck's deeds, but he couldn't tell his own embarrassing stories.
Joey and the others, who knew this joke, all laughed softly. After attracting the attention of others, they quickly shut up and stopped laughing.
Although I also felt happy and sad, I had better not laugh so loudly if I could.
"This beautiful goddess sister, please tell me."
Little Howard's wretchedness is engraved in his DNA. Although he is still young, it has already begun to show its signs. He also smiles. Other children are so cute that women like Rachel can't wait to hold them in their arms and give them a kiss, but little Howard
The smile is just uncomfortable.
"You'd better let your cousin Ross tell you."
With a look of disgust, Rachel motioned to Ross, who was coming over with a dark face, to come forward and explain.
"Ross, why doesn't Detective Chuck shake my hand?"
Little Howard looked at his cousin.
"You have the nerve to ask!"
Ross was both angry with Chuck for bringing up this topic, and also angry with his little cousin for actually starting to have ideas for the goddess Rachel.
"Yeah, I got it."
Little Howard rolled his eyes: "Is it the same as my mother asking me to wear gloves to school to prevent other children from passing germs to me?"
"Anyway, I'm not afraid of getting pregnant if I shake hands with you."
Chandler could no longer hold back his sarcasm.
Rose's face suddenly turned blue and white. Chandler, his friend, was completely lost!
"Then what's the reason?"
Little Howard pretended not to understand the ridicule, and lowered his head sadly: "You can't be like my father, who suddenly ran away from home without any reason, abandoning his wife and children, right?"
"..."
Everyone was silent.
"Good acting skills."
Chuck spoke up, interrupting the calm.
"What? Is he pretending to be pitiful?"
Rachel, who had been a little soft-hearted just now, reacted and looked at little Howard in disbelief: "Are you pretending to be pitiful about something like this?"
"Wow!"
Phoebe praised: "What a great talent."
Um.
How charming she is!
"..."
When Rachel, who was shocked, heard what Phoebe said, and thought of Phoebe's usual coquettish behavior of always using the tragic events of her childhood to gain sympathy, she immediately felt that there was nothing more to this than the fact that "little Howard knew how to do this at such a young age."
Apart from the shock, the rest seems to be no big deal.
Little Howard's father just ran away from home, abandoning his wife and children.
Phoebe's mother committed suicide by selling a calf, her stepfather was imprisoned, she had been living on the streets since she was a child, and there were all kinds of terrible and tragic things that were true or false that could not be verified, which were much worse than little Howard.
"At least I didn't run away on Thanksgiving. I wanted to steal my maid from your mother, and then I ran away with your male piano teacher."
How can we miss Chandler's daily self-deprecation at this time?
"..."
Little Howard was immediately dumbfounded.
He also wanted to gain sympathy by committing misfortune, and it would be best if he could be hugged by the goddess sisters and comforted, but who would have thought that his freshly baked tragic experience of 'Where's Dad?' would actually turn out to be
This result.
This is so unscientific!
Fortunately, at this time, the team started walking towards the cemetery, and everyone followed suit.
Little Howard looked left and right, then trotted to Phoebe: "Sister, you are sad like me, right?"
"how do you know?"
Phoebe watched his performance with interest.
"I can see it."
Little Howard was very proud. He leaned against Phoebe and lowered his voice and said, "Otherwise you wouldn't be able to be a good wife~"
As soon as he said this, his old friends who had been paying attention to him were stunned.
"Ross Geller!!!"
Monica shouted loudly.
"not me!"
Ross was also shocked by his little cousin's slutty moves. When he saw his sister yelling at him regardless of the situation, everyone looked over, especially his old friends who knew the inside story, and they all looked accusingly.
, he suddenly had a clever idea and quickly denied: "I have never shown him those..."
"Who else if not you?!!!"
Monica didn't believe it at all.
Although little Howard seems to be a bad boy, he has been pointed out by Chuck before. Very few children are born bad, and most of them are caused by improper education and the influence of bad role models.
And besides his always crooked brother Ross, who else would teach little Howard to mistook Phoebe for his twin sister Ursula who had appeared in the movie The Good Wife?
You know, just a few days ago, Ross was caught going against the unanimous decision of his old friends to stop watching Ursula's little movie!
Who else is he?
"What's wrong?"
Monica's mother hurried over to ask.
"nothing."
Rachel and the others quickly covered up.
To be continued...