Chapter 243 Dr. House: Ha! Chuck, I finally caught your mistake! Come and beg me!

New Jersey.

Princeton Teaching Hospital.

"You're here!"

A middle-aged male doctor in a white coat unscrewed the door of a ward, looked inside, his expression relaxed, and he couldn't help but complain: "Why are you not watching our days today?"

"A new person has recently arrived, Dr. Derek Lamory."

There was a vegetative person lying on the hospital bed, and a slightly slovenly middle-aged man with a light beard was sitting on the bedside, with his legs crossed on the hospital bed, reading a magazine in his hand, and said without raising his head when he heard the middle-aged male doctor's words.

: "I have to say that he really brought out the stupidity of a trainee doctor. I couldn't help but be a little curious. Is this his superb acting skills or is he acting in his true colors?"

"Days of Our Lives" is a classic American medical TV series. It has been broadcast for decades and has always been popular. New characters are often added, making it an evergreen TV series in the United States.

The slovenly middle-aged man with a light beard in front of him is also a doctor. He likes to watch bubble dramas about his profession, especially during working hours.

"What do you think?"

The doctor in white coat smiled.

"I think he is acting in his true colors."

The sloppy man lowered the magazine in his hand slightly, glanced at the white coat, and said jokingly: "Luke also agrees with me."

As he spoke, he tilted his head towards the hospital bed.

"..."

The white coat silently glanced at the medical record on the hospital bed, and found to no surprise that the patient's name was Luke, but he had already fallen into a vegetative state and was completely unable to refute the sloppy man's statement that he had forcibly agreed on his behalf.

This good friend of his likes to stay with corpses and vegetative people, watch bubble dramas, eat, and chat.

"I think he did a pretty good job."

"Of course you feel that way."

The sloppy man mocked with a venomous tongue: "After all, although he plays the role of an intern doctor showing off his stupidity, he is quite handsome in appearance and has an obvious Italian slutty look. In the eyes of women, he is too tempting."

After all, women prefer superficial appearance to a wise brain. With his performance, in the eyes of those who don’t know the truth, male doctors are now rich, talented and handsome representatives. You have been dating a lot recently.

That’s clear evidence.”

Days of Our Lives has just introduced a new character, Dr. Derek Lamoire, played by Italian actor Joey Tribbioni.

"You are also a doctor."

The white coat did not deny this conclusion and reminded him with a smile.

"This doesn't work for me."

The sloppy man shrugged and said, "After all, you know, I never go on dates. I just pay her directly to come to their door. They won't charge less just because I'm a doctor!"

When he said this, his face was full of joking sarcasm: "Believe me! I know they are busy making money and have no time to watch bubble dramas like Days of Our Lives, so I specially reminded them! The way they looked at me at that time was that

Like Dr. Derek Lamorie, who has made our days~"

"..."

The white coat was speechless.

This kind of thing was so shocking and unspeakable, but for his friend, it was so normal that he immediately believed that his friend could really do such a thing!

It is obvious that my friend is very talented and has no shortage of dating partners if he is serious about it. However, his friend only likes to spend money to buy services, which makes many people who are not aware of it feel puzzled.

But for an insider like him, he knew that his friend was physically disabled and had given up on himself after being emotionally traumatized. His friend, who was in constant physical and mental torture, no longer wanted to be emotional, but simply wanted to spend money to release the hormones in his body.

Of course, this may just be an excuse for friends to play some exciting tricks and indulge in wanton lust!

Who knows?

"House, are you so free?"

Dr. Wilson in the white coat complained.

"You don't have time."

The sloppy doctor House shifted his gaze to the magazine again and casually replied: "Trouble me with other people's cases again."

"How did you know?"

Dr. Wilson in white coat was stunned.

"Please! Wilson, you have been with me for so many years, and you still ask such a naive question? The case in your hand is not from your oncology department. With your kindness as a friend, how many times have you been married?

It's so weird that you can make all the ex-girlfriends and ex-wives say you are so wonderful. At this moment, you are coming to me with other people's cases. Besides being prepared to help others, what other reason could there be for you?"

Dr. House said venomously: "It seems that the influence of this fake doctor Derek Lamorey is really great. Not only can it make it easier for the real doctor to pick up girls, but he can also bring the real doctor's IQ to the same level as him.

I don’t know if this is a bad thing or a good thing.”

When he said this, he pretended to be enlightened: "Oh, I forgot, most doctors are so stupid! It has no effect at all!"

"Now that you know, come and take a look at this case!"

Dr. Wilson in a white coat was mocked by his friend for being stupid, but he didn't get angry. He held up the medical records in his hand and reminded him.

"I'm not as free as you."

Dr. House also raised the magazine in his hand: "Aren't Detective Chuck's gossips more interesting than your boring cases?"

"You're paying attention to Chuck again."

Dr. Wilson in a white coat finally turned his attention away from the emotional cover girl on the cover of the magazine. He walked over and showed a look of understanding when he saw the gossip about Chuck.

"He is in New Jersey. If you really miss him, just go find him. Why bother secretly following his news reports all day long."

"Oh! Oh! Oh!"

Dr. House immediately interrupted with a strange scream: "What do you mean by missing him? You are talking as if we are 'English gentlemen'. I am a male and I like women! I don't want to be suspected of being a good person and being asked for more money."

!

Secondly, that guy is more boring than you!

No matter how interesting the gossip is from his mouth, it will instantly make people depressed. What does he know about Detective Chuck's gossip?

How can any gossip magazine be professional and interesting?

I only went to him when something was wrong!"

Dr. Wilson in the white coat smiled: "Then why don't you read other people's gossip news? Admit it! You just miss him."

"Stop being so gay."

Dr. House raised the magazine in his hand: "If you are not free anymore, don't be an eyesore to me. After all, like you said, I have to rush first to show respect~"

"..."

Dr. Wilson in the white coat knew that he could not convince his good friend, so he reached for the magazine in Dr. House's hand, put the medical record in his hand into his friend's hand, and introduced the situation: "Female, 30 years old, pushed to the ground by her husband.

Behind the ground, he suddenly laughed wildly and couldn't find any problem..."

"boring!"

Dr. House didn't even look at the medical records. He stood up directly, picked up the crutches placed on the bedside table of the hospital bed, limped out with crutches.

"You haven't read the medical records yet!"

Dr. Wilson in a white coat followed with the medical records.

"No need to look."

Dr. House limped out and said casually: "The domestically violent husband, Desperate Housewife, suddenly broke out. The person she should be looking for is not me, but Dr. Derek Lamorey! In every sense of the word!"

Dr. Wilson in the white coat was speechless.

As a good friend, he understood.

Dr. Derek Lamorey was a neurosurgeon in our day, and Dr. House obviously meant that patients who were crazy should go to a psychiatrist to treat the symptoms.

Um.

Based on my friend's unruly venomous tongue and urine, there is probably some connotation to this housewife who suddenly laughed wildly. The more important reason is that Dr. Derek Lamorie is a romantic Italian lothario.

In order to treat the symptoms while also treating the root cause...

Dr. Wilson in a white coat looked at his friend's limping back. Even though he had been used to it for a long time, he still felt that this mouth was so mean!

He looked at the medical record in his hand, his eyes flickered a few times, and he walked up quickly, walked around to Dr. House, blocked his friend's way, and said seriously: "She is my cousin!"

Dr. House stood on crutches, looked at his friend, and his frivolous expression softened slightly: "You won't like my diagnosis."

"I know."

Dr. Wilson in the white coat nodded: "I will not come to you if possible."

This friend in front of me is causing trouble and causing headaches for everyone, including the hospital leaders, but he is still able to practice medicine in the hospital. There is only one reason, and that is that his friend Dr. House is a real medical master.

The hospital leaders wanted to use his fame and ability, so they created a unique department for Dr. House, the Diagnostic Department!

All difficult and complicated diseases that cannot be handled by other departments are thrown to Dr. House, hoping that he will handle it. His budget and priority of authority in the hospital make other doctors envious and jealous.
To be continued...