Chapter 250 Dr. House: This world does not allow such awesomeness(2/2)
"..."
Xiao Hei's face turned darker and darker.
If it were an ordinary person, he could sue the other party for racial discrimination.
The god damn me came up to me and peeped openly at night!
Doesn’t it mean that it is so dark that it blends into the dark environment perfectly at night?
This is definitely Chi Guoguo’s racist language.
It's just that this person is Dr. House, so it doesn't matter. If it goes too far than this, it's not like it has never happened before.
"The famous detective Chuck, tell me, is she lying?"
Dr. House joked: "Or tell us which lake she swam in at night? You should know."
Having said this, before the beautiful doctor Cameron could show his disgust, he pretended to say: "Don't get me wrong! It's not that I want to know, but that a friend of mine wants to know!
Or should I say, everyone wants to know... This way we can avoid that lake, because being infected with amoeba can really kill people!"
"Dr. House, I really haven't done any wild swimming at night in these years."
Professor Alicia Harper smiled helplessly: "You wouldn't tell me that this amoeba could lurk in my brain for more than ten years, right?"
"Won't!"
My friend Dr. Wilson quickly answered: "If you are infected with amoeba, the incubation period is short, usually 3 to 5 days, up to 7 to 15 days. It will not incubate for that long."
"Hey, I only knew that Dr. Wilson was a friend of women, but I didn't know that you were an infectious disease expert."
Dr. House scoffed: "Are any of us an infectious disease expert? Oh, wait, I am an infectious disease expert!"
"She told the truth."
Chuck interrupted his performance.
"You said you haven't gone swimming at night recently. After being verified by Detective Chuck, I will take what you said to be the truth."
Dr. House said seriously, but his tone and expression were full of ridicule, and his eyes said playfully: "Then there is only one truth, and that is that you were deliberately poisoned, and the reason..."
Having said this, he shifted his gaze to Chuck. He couldn't find his crutch beside him. He complained a few words, then pointed at Chuck and said, "It's probably because of him!"
"Why do you say that?"
The beautiful doctor Cameron asked curiously.
"Have you forgotten who he is?"
Dr. House looked like he had seen through the truth: "Have you forgotten what he has done again? He has offended so many powerful people, and he is still alive and well now.
And after she became ill, she immediately requested a comprehensive toxicological screening. This is obviously because some people couldn't touch him, so they started to take revenge on those around him."
"Stop talking nonsense!"
My friend Dr. Wilson quickly advised: "Alicia has a husband."
"Where was her husband before? Where is he now?"
Dr. House sneered: "Who is standing next to her?"
Everyone couldn't help but look at Chuck.
Professor Alicia Harper was silent, not knowing what she was thinking.
"Great Detective, what do you think of my theory?"
Dr. House looked at Chuck proudly: "Although I usually only speculate on the cause of the disease, I feel that reasoning about the case is also very simple, isn't it?"
"Did you know that there is a detective in England named Sherlock Holmes?"
Chuck didn't answer the question.
"heard about it."
The handsome Dr. Keith couldn't help answering the call to make sure he felt his presence: "It seems like the great detective wearing a funny hat?"
"He is lonely, has a sharp tongue, and his only hobby is solving mysteries and investigating cases."
Chuck said: "He is a drug addict who lives in 221B, and has a high-functioning antisocial personality. He is indifferent to morality and ignores the rules. He only has one good friend, a doctor, named Watson..."
As Chuck told the story, everyone's eyes became more and more strange, and they all looked at Dr. House.
"what?"
Dr. House didn't like this look, shrugged and said, "It does sound like me, but it's definitely not me."
"Of course not you."
Chuck nodded: "His name is Holmes, your name is House, his best friend is Watson, and your best friend is Wilson.
It’s just that you have similar names, the same house number of the room you live in, and the same personality and habits, so no one will ever say that you are a fake detective wearing a funny hat.”
"..."
Everyone was speechless and couldn't help laughing.
So many similarities were so exaggerated that they had to doubt the relationship between House and this Holmes.
"Sounds interesting, if Dr. House and this Sherlock Holmes were allowed to meet..."
Xiao Hei chuckled: "It's really exciting."
"I'm afraid it's not that harmonious."
The beautiful doctor Cameron shook his head and said.
The two characters are so similar, and they are both arrogant and arrogant. If they really meet, they will definitely hate each other.
Um!
Many people particularly hate the behavior of certain people. In fact, they hate seeing their own reflection in the other person, which is the bad side.
And if House meets Sherlock Holmes, I will really hate myself!
"Why rapport?"
Xiao Hei tilted his head and gave a playful smile.
He has endured Dr. House for a long time and is very much looking forward to this scene of Mars hitting the Earth.
Um.
The more intense and brutal the better!
"They will meet."
Chuck said calmly: "One day in the future, we may meet in the same drug rehabilitation center."
"Please! It's like you're not one of us."
When Dr. House heard this, he couldn't help but snarled: "There will be a day in the future when the three of us can get together at a table and play games."
"I'm different from you."
Chuck did not accept this statement at all: "I was born with a physical need, and taking medicine will not relieve the pain that I have had since birth.
And you are all addicted for the sake of addiction. In fact, it is not necessary for your body at all.
Those who don’t know better would think that you are an endorser for a medical consortium or a calf-trafficking group.
I broke your crutch just now, not only because I wanted to do it, but also because I wanted to thank you for curing the professor.
Without the crutch, you have even more reason to take painkillers, don't you?"
"Wow, it turns out you broke my crutch to thank me."
Dr. House said with an exaggerated expression: "Then I really want to thank you."
"You're welcome."
Chuck accepted it seriously and thanked him: "In fact, just like you don't need to take drugs all the time, you don't need to be on crutches. Of course, the premise is that you can really listen to her prayers as you keep showing off in your mouth.
In the face of the fateful joke played by God on you, you chose to stand up, but obviously, you didn't."
"..."
Dr. House was speechless for a moment, he was talking so much that he didn't know which one to complain about first.
Shen Te Miao doesn't need a crutch anymore when she is able to support herself.
He is lame on one leg, can it be used to replace the lame leg?
Although he is arrogant, he is not arrogant enough to think that he can be so awesome!
This world doesn't allow such awesome people to exist!
What's going on in Chuck's mind every day, and it's so refreshing to mock him for not being good enough... It's so funny.
Chapter completed!