Chapter 253 The Dead Little Howard! Brave Worowitz!(1/2)
Chapter 253: Poor little Howard! Brave Wolowitz!
Princeton Teaching Hospital.
emergency room.
Faced with the attack of a group of white coats, even little Howard couldn't hold on anymore. He shouted angrily and shouted out Little Sheldon's definition of Chuck, and then fainted.
"Ross, help him quickly!"
When Monica saw this scene, she didn't know whether she was angry or funny, and quickly reminded Ross, who was standing next to her little cousin, to help her fainted little cousin.
In fact, Ross didn't need to reach out to help him at all.
When little Howard fell back, his loyal mechanical hand would not give up on him and still held on to him.
As soon as this position changed, the pulling pain made the fainted little Howard feel as if he had been shocked by an electric shock. He woke up again, and with a sudden move, he supported himself in time to prevent his fall.
"If you want to pretend to be faint, wait until the gurney comes and then pretend to be faint."
Joey is the most tolerant of Howard Jr. After all, they have a lot in common, but one is invincible with theory, and the other is true with practice.
And after arriving at the hospital, the ghost of Dr. Derek Lamorey, whom he played in the medical drama "Days of Our Lives", instantly possessed him and thoughtfully provided professional advice to his friend Howard.
"..."
Little Howard grabbed Joey's hand tightly and pulled back the distance between him and the mechanical monster. Not only did he have to bear the pain of the moment of pulling, but also the upcoming group onlookers, he was really angry and fainted
He actually had to be misunderstood and pretended to be faint.
I was so angry and cold that I didn't even dare to tremble.
He... is too difficult!
"Where's Chuck?!"
Little Howard gritted his teeth.
"He will come later."
At this moment, Monica also felt a little sympathy for her little cousin, but there was also a little joy in her heart.
Because based on her understanding of Chuck, and looking at the large group of doctors who came over, at least Chuck still took this troublesome matter of her little cousin very seriously.
Whether it was for her sake or because of Chandler's "dry-faced comedian" dry humor, this kind of big scene showed that Chuck was in a good mood.
Um.
I definitely didn't mean to bully the kids.
Her Chuck is not that boring... Besides, little Sheldon may be considered a pure child, but his little cousin is definitely not!
"Well, well, you must be the patient friend Chuck mentioned who needs diagnosis."
Dr. House came over and looked at little Howard, who was clutching the quilt tightly, with a playful smile on his face.
Little Howard wanted to say that he was not Chuck's friend, and after this time, he would never be.
But unfortunately, usually he only dared to mutter something in his heart, and now that he was at his weakest (English ball), he could only look to his most reliable cousin Monica for help.
"It's him."
Monica answered: "Doctor, why don't you let them disperse first and see Howard privately?"
"This is not okay."
Dr. House immediately shook his head and said seriously: "We are a teaching hospital here. Senior doctors lead junior doctors to familiarize themselves with the disease and master medical techniques. This is a necessary process.
I heard that this is a very special case and a rare opportunity for them to improve their medical skills, so I summoned all the doctors I could ~"
After saying this, he couldn't hold himself any longer and showed a malicious smile again: "Don't worry, we are all professional doctors, there will be no problem~"
"I do not want!"
Little Howard looked at Monica with pleading eyes.
There were so many doctors watching him, especially when they were obviously going to lift up the quilt one by one to see the scene. Even if the doctors were extremely professional and would not laugh at them unless they couldn't help it, he couldn't have a professional attitude.
.
Even now, he is a bit socially dead.
"You can go to other hospitals."
Dr. House shrugged calmly and said: "My suggestion is that it is best to go to a hospital that is not a teaching hospital. Otherwise, due to the special condition of the patient, the difference in the situation encountered will not be too big.
And as a professional doctor, I need to remind you that since your situation requires an emergency visit, time is very precious."
Having said this, he stretched out his lame leg and motioned for little Howard to look over: "See? My leg is lame because it was not treated in time.
In the eyes of some people, as long as the third leg can be braced, the leg will be lame if it is lame. The impact is actually not very big.
I was very disdainful of this before.
But he gave me a very good example."
Dr. House also tried his best, and was even willing to joke about his own injuries in order to be funny. His good friend Dr. Wilson and his three ducks were speechless as they watched.
However, their eyes followed Dr. House's and fell on the robotic hand that was mostly exposed. They sighed inwardly: "Dr. Wolff really has some amazing friends..."
"I am only lame in one leg. With the current speed of technological development, it is actually not too difficult to install a mechanical leg."
Dr. House looked at the mechanical hand, and a sarcastic smile appeared on the corner of his mouth again: "But once the treatment time is missed and the third leg is disabled, the difficulty of replacing it with a machine is definitely not comparable to that of the mechanical leg.
You should be the most professional in this area, right?"
"...You must be Chuck's good friend."
Little Howard's mouth twitched as he listened to Dr. House's mocking, threatening and joking words, and couldn't help but vomit.
With Dr. House's spoof character and lack of doctor-like qualities, if he were not Chuck's good friend, I wouldn't believe him even if I beat him to death.
But he had to admit that according to his understanding, even with his mechanical talents, he could not hope to invent a prosthetic limb that was as flexible as the original in his lifetime.
That’s right!
He has done deep research on this, and those small books recording fantastic ideas not only record many mechanical research directions that have flashes of inspiration.
For example, there are mechanical girlfriends, mechanical only causes, etc. How can there be no self-improvement plan for matching mechanical girlfriends and mechanical causes.
As for why there are still two categories: mechanical girlfriend and mechanical reason?
Of course, Howard, who has the potential to be a good family man in the future, said that he is not one of those domestic violence men. How could he bear to treat his mechanical girlfriend like that?
Um.
The mechanical girlfriend is also a girlfriend!
Dr. House showed a malicious smile: "Whether he and I are good friends, we are still in the state of Schrödinger's cat, but I know that you are definitely not his good friend~"
"..."
Little Howard wanted to cry, right? Is this something a good friend would do?
"Not here, okay?"
Time was running out. No matter how much he complained, he didn't dare to delay. He could only pray.
That group of doctors let it go, but he didn't want to completely expose his embarrassment to the unprofessional and unscrupulous people around him.
"No problem at all."
No matter how outrageous Dr. House was, he would not refuse this request and ordered: "Take him into Clinic No. 1!"
Clinic No. 1 has the largest space and is convenient for doctors to consult and study.
Little Howard finally got rid of the dilemma of half-crouching to maintain a relative distance between himself and the mechanical hand. He lay down on the operating table, and the mechanical hand was placed safely on the platform beside him.
The only thing that embarrassed him was that a group of doctors formed a circle, so that all his views were in white coats, and he also saw that many doctors were not professional at all. Their eyes were weird, and their suppressed smiles almost overflowed.
The key point is that Monica and the others did not come in, but there are female doctors among the doctors, and there are also beautiful women.
He felt as if he was dead...
"Let's take a look at this particular case."
The corners of Dr. House's lips curled up. As the attending doctor of this consultation, he looked around the doctors in a very formal manner, announced a reminder, and slowly opened the quilt that had been tightly held by little Howard.
"Wow~!"
"hiss!"
"Holy shit!"
Even though everyone had already imagined it in their minds, when the real picture was shown in front of them, even as professional as they were, they couldn't help but scream in shock.
Especially male doctors.
While taking in a breath of cold air, their bodies all moved unnaturally.
"Everyone, be professional!"
Dr. House scolded, then carefully looked at the injured area with a smile, and walked around little Howard on the operating table.
"doctor?"
To be continued...