Chapter 255 The Poisonous Radio Host(1/3)
Chapter 255 The venomous radio host who speaks harshly
"Don't bother me?"
This strange atmosphere lasted until Chandler arrived. He subconsciously made a joke, then noticed something was wrong with the atmosphere, winked at Chuck, and then looked at Monica and Alicia.
Professor Harper.
"Ladies, if you don't mind, I have something to do with Chuck."
No one spoke.
Chuck walked out.
Chandler also followed out and let out a sigh of relief: "It was really dangerous just now~"
"What's up?"
Chuck asked straightforwardly without feeling like he was being rescued at all.
"..."
Chandler was speechless for a moment.
He is just a pure friend who subconsciously saves the situation. What could happen?
But seeing Chuck like this, his funny spirit burned brightly again, and he started talking seriously.
"I recently met an old classmate. I haven't seen her for many years. She is even more beautiful. It's just that she has a boyfriend now. Although I have feelings, I don't know what to do. I think no one knows this better than you, so
Ask you."
"Of course I stood aside and pretended it didn't exist."
Chuck said.
"Really?"
Chandler originally just asked casually, secretly teasing the growing ambiguity between Chuck and Professor Alicia Harper. Who expected that he would get this answer from Chuck.
"Is this your old friend the same one you had in fourth grade when you lifted her skirt in front of everyone, and then got the nickname Suzy of Underwear? She has held a grudge for her whole life. She met you recently, pretended to be dating you, and then tricked you into being in the restaurant bathroom.
A female classmate who took off her pants and took away all your clothes so that you could only go out in her underwear?"
Chuck looked at him.
"Obviously you've heard it. Sure enough, good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles."
Chandler shook his body and laughed at himself: "That's right! It's her!"
"So my answer is OK."
Chuck said bluntly: "You should stay away from her. Otherwise, whether you continue to lift her skirt or she lifts yours, the fun will be shared by the public, and the only ones who will be hurt are you two."
"I disagree with this."
Chandler complained: "I saw she was very happy and told her boyfriend about it, and that guy is a jerk! Have you ever heard of Max Henson on 99.9?"
"I never listen to the radio."
Chuck shook his head.
Although he can tolerate a certain amount of noise interference due to strict masochistic training, he still doesn't like noise very much.
Of course he wouldn't listen to this kind of radio station that he listens to while driving.
During this time, he always played chess with Anna.
Chandler became very angry: "That guy has been entangled with a group of people and knows how to speak harshly about others all day long and take pleasure in other people's pain!
Totally a gang of evildoers!
Such a bad character!
Actually, I don't care! I've long been used to it, but Suzy is different.
She may be happy now, but when she is hurt by him, she will definitely be in great pain!
And she is not a person who is good at forgetting pain!
Look at what happened when she was in the fourth grade of elementary school. She still remembers it and is still worried about it!
At the beginning, it was just because of my parents' mess that I developed a habit of using ridicule to protect myself. The harm I did to her was completely unintentional.
And now she told that Max Henson about her revenge on me. As a result, this guy talked about it on the radio that night, not even hiding some of the details for Susie.
Also, his girlfriend died of gas poisoning last year.
Within a few days he was making fun of it on the radio."
Seeing Chuck looking at him, Chandler laughed at himself: "Yes! If it were me, I might do something like this!
But I mostly laugh at myself!
Instead of being malicious and venomous towards others.
This is his dead girlfriend!
There was no self-deprecation in his venomous ridicule, it was all vicious ridicule.
This guy should not be hosting the 99.9 band of the radio station, but the 66.6 band!
If Susie falls in love with this kind of person, sooner or later she will be severely hurt by this bastard!"
The number 666 is very auspicious and magical in the East, but in the West, it is the code of the devil.
"In that case, just do what you want."
Chuck said: "You were about to debut as a comedy star, and you are so venomous in teasing. Is there anyone else who is more professional than you? You just need to shift the target from yourself to him."
"I know."
Chandler smiled bitterly and said: "Actually, this is not difficult, especially if I stay with you for a long time...it will be even easier.
It's just that I'm not sure I should do it."
"Are you afraid that if you get used to it, you will become a bastard like him?"
Chuck saw through Chandler's thoughts at a glance.
"Wouldn't it be possible?"
Chandler looked at Chuck questioningly.
"Will do."
Chuck nodded: "Those who stare into the abyss will also be stared into by the abyss! Your worries are justified!"
"Then what should I do?"
Chandler rarely put away his almost instinctive rudeness and asked seriously.
"It seems you really like her."
Chuck looked at him: "It's useless for you to ask me about this kind of thing. I have no experience. You can ask Joey."
"I asked."
Chandler quipped: "He can only teach me 'how you doing'. Obviously after playing the role of Dr. Derek Lamorie, his confidence in the power of this sentence has expanded."
"Do what you want to do."
Chuck said: "If you can't even handle this, how can you stay in the White House and become the commander-in-chief?"
"I thought you could give me some good advice."
Chandler complained: "After all, you even got Professor Alicia Harper, she is a married woman."
"First of all, I didn't pick up her."
Chuck corrected him bluntly: "Secondly, I didn't get it. She is still very weak and not suitable for scientific research experiments. Finally, she is not your Susie, and her husband is not the poisonous radio host Max Henson.
Professor John Harper was aware of the situation and fully understood it."
"..."
Chandler was stunned, forgetting about his own affairs for a moment, and stammered: "Wha, what? What does it mean to be informed and fully understood?"
"After experiencing this life-and-death crisis, Professor Alicia Harper was completely disappointed in her husband and wanted to divorce him."
Chuck said: "Professor John Harper is not willing to accept this, and would rather express his welcome to me than lose Professor Alicia Harper completely.
So this situation is not suitable for you."
"It's really not suitable for me...but it's suitable for my parents!"
After Chandler said something, he couldn't help but laugh at himself: "If my parents had the attitude of Professor Harper and his wife, I might still have a complete family... Well, it's just a little weird."
"No, you didn't."
Chuck shook his head: "You don't really think this deformed relationship will last, do you?"
"Too."
Chandler looked at Chuck and said thoughtfully: "You have severe mysophobia..."
To be continued...