Chapter 260 The appearance of the smart bingo!(1/3)
Chapter 260 The smart bingo’s appearance show!
In front of a house.
Reporters gathered.
Tim and Shelly were excited with a cute little girl in their arms. When they saw Chuck arriving, they thanked him repeatedly.
"Detective Chuck, congratulations on solving another case so quickly and saving an innocent little girl. I heard there is another little boy. What do you want to say about Max Henson?"
A provocative reporter seized the opportunity and handed the microphone to Chuck.
Chuck originally didn't answer the reporters' questions very much. After making sure Jamie was fine, he was about to leave with Chandler. When he heard this question, he turned around and looked over.
"Jamie has been found, alive and safe.
But Max Henson said with certainty to everyone that Shelly killed his daughter with her own hands!
Why?
Can't you see such an obvious answer?
Clearly Max Henson was lying!
Max Henson fans, he is taking advantage of your trust and lying brazenly!
Do you know why I know it?
Because that's who he is!
But this time, the people who act as his Fool No. 1 and Fool No. 2, and whose IQs are trampled on by him, are all of you.
Unless you are a real fool, you can already see this.
Isn't it a bad feeling to be treated as a fool?
But I really have no say in this, so I’ll let my assistant talk to you next.”
With that said, he pulled Chandler over and left directly.
"I?"
Chandler was pulled over unprepared, and shouted at Chuck's back with a confused look on his face: "Are you kidding me? Do I look like a fool?"
His expression was so raw that all the reporters burst into laughter.
When Chandler heard the laughter, he turned around, shrugged and laughed at himself as usual: "Okay, it seems I forgot. To him, I am indeed a fool. Believe me, no one can compare to me."
Now that you understand this better, do you know why I am so sure?"
"Why?"
The reporters who stirred up trouble before were eager to get more gossip news, so they actively praised it.
"Because he paid specifically for it!"
This is not the first time that Chandler has stood in the spotlight. After asking Chuck to help him plan his future as a comedy leader, he went to the bar to wait for the junior talk show show to start his own experience as a talk show actor.
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So even though I'm still a little nervous at this moment, I'm still able to express myself freely like a typhoon.
"Yes!
You heard it right!
Detective Chuck specially created an assistant position for me, allowing me to work part-time.
The salary is not low.
I was worried at first, thinking he was attracted to me?
Do not misunderstand!
I'm not gay!
But everyone who has met me says I have that kind of temperament!
Can you believe it?"
"believe!"
This time, everyone shouted in unison, and then burst into laughter again.
"All right."
Chandler shrugged and laughed at himself helplessly: "It seems that you are just the majority of people, and the truth is indeed only in the hands of a few people.
Chuck is one of the few.
He saw through it at first sight, and I wasn't!
Just when I had some self-doubts after being influenced by all of you, tell me with certainty.
I told him at that time, who are you?
Why should I overturn everyone's opinion of me?
Then a female colleague of mine enthusiastically introduced me to a date in the office coffee room...well, a man!
At that time, I wanted to drag this female colleague to rush to Chuck and tell him, look, look!
The eyes of the masses are sharp!
How can you really say no just because you say no and I say no?
But I didn't do that!
Do you know why?
Because the real gay colleague who was introduced to me by a female colleague directly announced that I was not on their gay radar.
Oops!
I was fired!
I immediately fell into self-doubt.
Am I?
Then I discovered the key issue. They had gay radar, so they told me for sure that I was not.
And Chuck also told me very definitely that I was not.
Rounding things off... I felt that I had discovered a great secret. I didn't bother to care whether I was the problem or not for the moment. With the confidence and sense of superiority that I had seen through the truth, I went to find Chuck.
I just looked at him with a half-smile but said that I had discovered a big secret.
He said you found it.
I said yes, and then expressed my speculation and asked him if he was attracted to me? I also said that I was sorry, although the salary was very high, but I did not sell my body as an artist!
He said you are really talented and worth the price.
I don't like the way he looks at me, like he's looking at a fool.
How is that possible!
I have seen through the truth.
Then he asked me, who is the math teacher?
Before I could recall it hard, he told me not to think about it, saying that I should accuse not only the math teacher, but also the entire American happy education.
If my math hadn't been taught by a physical education teacher, or if the entire education system hadn't been so happy, I should have discovered the real truth.
I don't feel very good. He looks at me like I'm a fool.
But I was indeed curious about what the so-called real truth he said was, so I still suppressed my discomfort and asked what the real truth was?
He said, is there a possibility that the issue of gay or not is not at all related, but simply that I think you are funny? Are you willing to spend money to have fun?
I said impossible! Absolutely impossible!
No one can be that boring!
He said I’m rich!
I said, oh, that's very reasonable, not weird.
He said you understand now?
I said, of course I understand, I am not a fool! The life of the rich is so simple and boring, what they need is a fun-loving person like me.
He said bingo (correct answer!)
I said, where do you want me to go?
By the way, let me introduce myself, my name is Chandler Bing! (chandler·bing)
He was silent and then said he would give me more money.
I'm very happy, but still a little confused why?
He said, you deserve more.
To be continued...