Chapter 321 The IRS Comes Back to Live the Excited Texas Girl!(1/3)
Chapter 321 IRS is back, excited Texas girl!
"I've seen it, that red rose is very delicate~"
Little Howard immediately winked and laughed.
"Shut up!"
Rose cursed at Howard Jr.
"ok,ok."
Howard Jr. raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, but his expression clearly showed no intention of surrender, and his eyes kept looking behind Rose.
Ross was so angry that he stretched out his hand and strangled little Howard's neck.
"Help, help."
Little Howard was not afraid at all and continued to tease his older cousin with his unique wretched expression and tone.
"Huh!"
Ross was the first to notice the problem and looked at Howard in surprise: "You are very hot."
"Hey~!"
Rachel and others immediately made a sound of disgust.
"It seems that this red rose has finally bloomed."
Chandler's teasing immediately followed.
"What are you thinking?!!!"
Ross was stunned for a while before he realized that his old friends were teasing him for bending over again, and he immediately said angrily: "I'm serious, Howard has a fever!"
"real?"
While others continued to look at Rose with suspicion, Howard Jr. immediately touched his forehead, then slapped Rose's hand away, touched his neck, and shouted with bright eyes: "I have a fever."
Now, my neck has become thicker, yes!!!"
"Is it worth being surprised if your neck becomes thicker when you have a fever?"
Ross looked at his little cousin speechlessly.
But all the old friends looked at Ross with strange eyes.
"You don't know what this means?"
Little Howard touched his face and neck, and while he was happy, he began to mock his older cousin.
"That's right. You used to only have crushes. Your highest achievement during your student days was being educated by the old lady in the library. Who knows the popular styles among young people? I have Kiss Disease. Have you heard of it?"
"Kiss disease?"
Ross complained: "What's so exciting about being sick!"
"It depends on what kind of disease it is!"
As Howard was talking, he took out his mobile phone and started taking pictures.
"You can go back."
Monica covered her nose, took out disinfectant spray, and started spraying it everywhere.
Others also stayed far away from little Howard.
This very popular kiss disease is contagious. Although it is mainly mouth-to-mouth as the name suggests, droplet transmission cannot be ruled out.
"It's a sign of popularity at school!"
Little Howard looked at Ross with a pensive look: "After all, no one is kissing you, how could you get sick..."
Just when he was introducing himself triumphantly and unwilling to leave, Monica dialed a number, said a few words and then turned on the external voice. Immediately there was a shout from Mrs. Wolowitz, the mother of little Howard, on the other end of the phone.
Voice: "My little baby, do you have a fever?"
"without……"
Little Howard's smile froze, he quickly retorted, and then used his eyes to signal everyone to stop talking nonsense.
But at this moment, he couldn't help but sneeze loudly.
"Flash!"
Monica pulled Rachel and the others out of the way when he was about to sneeze.
But their departure did not affect Mrs. Wolowitz's voice from reaching little Howard's ears because of the distance.
"You have a fever and you're sneezing?! I knew it!!! I shouldn't have let Leonard live in my home in the first place.
He had that shameful disease and he was not allowed to live in his own home and was kicked out.
Not only did you take the initiative to invite him to stay, you also let him stay in your room so enthusiastically.
Oh God, what a sin!
I share the same bathtub with you~"
When little Howard faced the weird looks from afar, he felt bad and immediately yelled back: "This has nothing to do with Leonard~!!!"
"Stop speaking for him!!!"
Mrs. Wolowitz yelled back with an even louder voice: "He got that disease, and then you got it too, and you think I don't know what it is?!
I have long seen that your relationship is not simple!
If I had known earlier, I would never have listened to you and moved our family from Pasadena.
Look how long it has been since you moved here, your whole person has changed, how many strange things have happened, woo woo woo..."
"..."
Little Howard looked ugly, but when his mother cried in public, even though he knew she was faking it, he could only give in a little and lower his voice to explain: "Leonard is my only friend."
"I know, my only boyfriend!"
Mrs. Wolowitz became more and more sad as she talked: "You don't have a girlfriend, it's all Ross's fault! Look what you've learned! It's probably that Chandler too!"
"I knew I had a share in it."
When Chandler heard this, he shrugged self-deprecatingly.
"It's really not what you think..."
Little Howard was helpless.
"You know what I'm thinking?!"
Mrs. Wolowitz shouted: "That means you have really thought about it?! Oh my God, I had the last glimmer of hope just now, but now it's all gone!"
Why is my life so miserable?
Your father didn't know why he left me.
Now you want to leave me too, and in this way..."
"When did I say I was leaving you?!"
Little Howard also became angry.
"You are like this. You will definitely become more and more non-mainstream in the future. Let me ask you, which extreme non-mainstream person will have a good relationship with his mother?!"
Mrs. Wolowitz yelled, "You can't wait to come out!"
"I don't!!!"
Little Howard couldn't help but yelled back again: "I just want to be cool and let other people in the school think that someone likes me... so I went to eat Leonard's food. It's not what you think!
"
"I knew the food he didn't finish that day was not eaten by a cat!"
Mrs. Wolowitz once again caught the lie that little Howard had told, and her tone became more firm.
"Come here quickly, I will take you home, and then drive Leonard home! He has his own home! He is not welcome in my home, at least until you become an adult, I have this right!"
Little Howard could only walk away dejectedly.
"What's going on?"
Rachel and the others were so funny.
"Because Leonard was Chuck's friend, he got rid of the fate of being bullied in school, and sometimes helped those who were bullied to avoid being bullied, so he was surrounded by many classmates with similar personalities."
Monica used the disinfectant spray to clean the room thoroughly while talking about what she knew: "Of course these students are not all boys, there are also girls, and some of them like Leonard, and then you should know... Anyway, Leonard
De has the kiss disease.
He has little Sheldon at home. Although the risk of infection is not great as long as he keeps a distance, that is little Sheldon, so it is naturally impossible for him to live at home anymore.
And his mother is Beverly, so after Little Sheldon made such an unreasonable request, she immediately stood by Little Sheldon and prepared to rent a room for Little Leonard to live in and kick him out.
At home.”
To be continued...