Chapter 373 The Brainstorming Home Alone(1/2)
Chapter 373 The imaginative Home Alone
"good."
Claire had no time to care about the ambiguity between her father, who was in his sixties, and his sister-in-law, who was thirty years younger. At this moment, she was even eager for it, and she agreed wholeheartedly.
The captain first dialed Chuck's number in the cab.
"Chuck, I'm Claire Fair!"
As soon as the connection was connected, Claire said excitedly: "I have something to ask you for help. Luke is in danger...I swear I didn't mean it..."
As she spoke, she couldn't help but recall the incident on Halloween more than a month ago when she was so scary that she gave adults a heart attack and was criticized by Chuck. She quickly clarified it, but paused again.
Because in the final analysis, this crisis for her younger son Luke was caused by her.
It's just that compared to the deliberateness of Halloween, now it's unintentional.
"I'll go take a look."
"hello?"
In the car, two men, one tall and one short, were peering into the community.
After saying this, his smile suddenly solidified, and he murmured with pain in his teeth: "My home..."
After saying this, he couldn't help complaining: "If you ask me, those red necks are stupid. Since we hate each other, why don't we just send a car to the place where we are welcomed, so that we don't have to go through so much trouble
It spans thousands of kilometers."
Luke shivered and ran directly upstairs. He got into the room of his cheap uncle and his friend Manny. After breathing for a while, he saw the air gun hung high on the wall by Manny. He immediately ran over and put it in the room.
He took off the air gun and operated it skillfully. Listening to the sound of the bolt being pulled, Luke's rapidly beating heart finally calmed down.
"OMG!"
The smart short man's eyes fell on Jay Pritchett's mansion: "This is our goal tonight. There are many high-end goods in the house! Especially fine jewelry. The owner of this house is an old white man.
She is so old and married to a beautiful wife with a hot figure. In order to win over her, she spent a lot of money buying valuable jewelry to please her. And with her figure, she also spends more money than ordinary women~"
"We will buy return tickets immediately when we get to Paris..."
The silly tall man picked up the crowbar beside him and said with a smile.
The silly tall man also laughed: "I'm best at dealing with children!"
The silly tall man said seriously: "Let's just knock on the door."
"So we came here just to take what is rightfully ours!"
Ten-year-old Luke Dunphy woke up in a daze and came down from the attic room on the third floor. He didn't hear or see anyone, so he rubbed his eyes and walked down.
The stupid tall man naturally understands the famous sayings of thieves that are always repeated by his teammates.
On the street outside.
"They were the ones who invited us here."
Chuck agreed.
"Believe me!"
"right!"
Old father-in-law Jie said with a smile: "When I was Luke's age, I wished I could live alone. Without the control of my parents and no brothers and sisters to bully me, I could do whatever I wanted. This is the best Christmas gift! I believe Lu
The same goes for Ke, maybe he is having fun at home right now..."
"A child."
Claire heard a female voice saying "I'll call right now" and the sound of jingling bells, and immediately said emotionally: "You are celebrating Christmas Eve over there. The bells are ringing so nice. I really hope Luke can be like you."
"
no way.
Because her youngest son, Luke, inherited her husband's food-addicted personality, and was thrown by the couple several times, making him rather silly and cute. He was born with talent and hard work. God knows what kind of Luke would be like in a world full of people.
What can be done in a home with electric lights?
"It's precisely because Luke is not Hailey that I'm even more worried."
"Now you can rest assured!"
The smart short man reminded with a smile: "These unoccupied houses are all equipped with automatic light timers, but I, the police, have obtained all the information. Light No. 664 is on now!"
"It has our money in it!"
Everyone shouted, but no one responded, which made him feel something was wrong. Thinking of something, he looked around vigilantly and shouted loudly: "Manny, I saw you! Don't try to prank me! Today is not the day.
April Fool's Day is not Halloween, but Christmas Eve! I'm not a fool!"
Claire didn't react for a moment, but after all, she was the mother of three children, and she was also a first-class crazy girl before she got married. She quickly figured out the situation with Chuck, and her heart was shaken, and she asked her younger son Luke
The worry has been alleviated a lot.
Her husband, Phil, likes magic and inventions. For this reason, he has put himself in dangerous situations more than once. She does not know that she and her husband are comic characters and cannot be treated with common sense, so she is happy and puzzled more than once, and has committed suicide like that.
How did he survive every danger safely?
The tall and silly girl immediately laughed so hard that she couldn't close her mouth: "Jewelry is meant to be worn for others to see, so her very big jewelry necklace can be exposed~"
If the girl who was left behind this time was Hailey, a girl who was already a high school student, she wouldn't worry about safety or anything like that, but she would definitely worry that the house would be turned into a dump by Hailey and the naughty kids that Haili dragged over to have a party.
Having said this, he said confidently: "We were almost fooled. He was bluffing us! He is the only one in the family. What should we be afraid of? We can just leave as soon as we finish this job."
The Pritchett family mansion.
Chuck's calm voice came from the other end of the phone, which immediately made Claire feel very comforted. Then when she was thanking her profusely, Chuck's words made her fearful again.
He also carefully searched the entire grandpa's house and saw many things he shouldn't have seen, but no one showed up to stop him.
That’s right!
He had different courage when holding a gun. Thinking of the teachings of his cheap grandmother Gloria, he took the air gun and followed the movement to the back door. When he saw two thieves prying open the door, he immediately shouted: "There is someone at home."
!I called the police!”
Who knows that Manny is a Colombian? In Colombia, people like to prank people during Christmas, and when they succeed, they will laugh at the person they pranked as a fool!
"There's a dog hole over here, stick your head in and have a look."
He doesn't want to be a fool!
The smart short man took a quick look and found a dog hole under the door, so he ordered.
"Thank you so much!"
The shorter man who looked smarter smiled happily: "They all told me personally, hehehehe."
"How can it be."
"hey-hey."
Claire basically relaxed now. When she saw her old father acting like this, she immediately understood and comforted her with a smile: "Luke is very good and won't make your house too messy. He is still young, not Hailey!"
Claire doesn't believe it.
Old father-in-law Jie couldn't help but spit out the fragrance.
But he waited and waited, and when he was hungry, no one came back.
The stupid tall man shouted: "Didn't you say that the Yankees robbed money in our hometown? It turns out that this is how we spent it after they robbed it. This is such a waste! The light and electricity bills for a house on Christmas Eve are enough.
Our family has been using it for a year, and we are reluctant to light it when doing errands at night, but they are so good that they just light it!"
What kind of divine operation is this?
"On this street alone, there are five families going on vacation."
The stupid tall guy couldn't understand why he could be like this.
"It's probably not him. I just asked him to find out the situation."
That’s right!
The smart short man sarcastically said: "All Americans have is money."
Only then did he realize from his confusion and vigilance that the inexplicable familiarity of this state was clearly an unpleasant experience he had had more than once or twice since he was a child. He had been left behind!
The smart short man immediately asked his companions to get out of the car, rushed over, came to the door, grabbed the tall man who was about to rush in, rang the doorbell, smiled and said loudly: "Police, is there anyone at home?"
Chuck said very bluntly.
The smart short man smiled and said: "Take your crowbar! We are going to visit you!"
After saying this, he shook his head: "I don't want to think about this anymore. Now we are not only responding to their warm invitation, but also reimbursing the travel expenses we paid for ourselves from Texas. Do you know what I like most about Americans?"
The smart short man also picked up a crowbar, squinted his eyes and smiled: "At first, they said that the United States would always welcome us, but we tried so hard to come over, were blocked at the Texas border, and suffered so much.
Those Texas red-necks with big guns didn’t look like they were welcoming us at all. Free New York is too far away from red-necked Texas, and we endured a lot of hardships to get to the edge of New York.”
"With his exaggerated demeanor, I'm not surprised at all that he would do such a thing for the sake of his position as the president of the Santa Claus Association."
Burning down your house is a trivial matter, but don't get shocked by electricity and then be trapped in a burned house.
To be continued...