Chapter 461 Little Sheldon: I absolutely agree with Zhen Xiang!(1/2)
Chapter 461 Little Sheldon: I never agree with the fragrance!
Author: Qingsi Looking Back
Chapter 461 Little Sheldon: I never agree...it smells so good!
"I want a roommate agreement too!"
When little Howard heard this, he immediately became anxious.
This is the best weapon to deal with the troublesome little Sheldon.
You must know that Little Sheldon likes rules the most, and he often uses various rules to restrain them.
If he could sign an agreement with Little Sheldon like Leonard, of course it was not a roommate agreement, and if he were killed, he would never be a roommate with Little Sheldon.
Unless Little Sheldon's sister Missy comes to live with her, there is still a slight possibility.
What he wants is a friend agreement. Even the definition of this friend can be defined broadly. It is just an acquaintance, which can be considered as a friend. He requires the young Sheldon who signed the agreement to give him enough respect as the other party to the agreement.
And with Little Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder, once he signs an agreement, it will be a lifelong handle. In the future, he will not be so angry in daily interactions.
Of course, he also knew that even if he signed this agreement, little Sheldon would do his best to exploit loopholes.
But as a Jew, who doesn’t have a litigious cousin?
At that time, he can let his litigious cousin design a friend agreement specifically to make everything beneficial to him and make it difficult for Little Sheldon to catch the loopholes.
Just thinking that little Sheldon can't find a loophole is enough to make him feel happy.
Even if Little Sheldon finds the loophole, looking at the thick pile of documents prepared by Little Leonard, it is difficult for Little Sheldon to completely break through this association if he will no longer study science and specialize in exploiting loopholes.
limits.
Of course, the ultimate execution guarantee of this agreement relies on Little Sheldon’s obsessive-compulsive disorder.
When obsessive-compulsive disorder conflicts with the bottom line of freedom and flexibility, according to Chuck, Little Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder always has to succumb to the bottom line of freedom and flexibility.
Therefore, at any time, there is a risk that this document will be directly torn up or arbitrarily distorted by Little Sheldon who has grasped the essence of freedom. He will implement it if he likes it, but if it doesn't, he will not implement it or vice versa.
But again, just letting little Sheldon violate his obsessive-compulsive disorder and slap himself in the face is a huge profit.
What kind of bike do you want?
Little Sheldon didn't pay any attention to Little Howard's yelling. He put down the thick stack of roommate agreements and started to look through it. Before he had read much, his eyes changed when he looked up at Little Leonard.
"This is an unequal agreement!"
Little Sheldon glared at Little Leonard with bulging eyes.
He couldn't accept the terms on the first page alone, let alone a pile full of such terms that were not beneficial to him.
"so?"
Little Leonard grinned broadly.
"So this agreement makes no sense!"
Little Sheldon said dissatisfied: "Change your conditions and wishes!"
"That's all I have is a condition and a wish."
Little Leonard smiled and said: "Don't be anxious, just take your time and take a look. There are still six days left. All you need to do is sign in before departure. I guarantee that Chuck will prepare the train ticket for you."
"Sheldon, if I were you, I'd better ask Missy first what other conditions and wishes she has."
Peggy reminded with a smile: "Only if you know all three people, three conditions, and three wishes, can you make a better choice."
"Wait me a moment."
Little Sheldon stared at Little Leonard for a while with bulging eyes. Seeing that he did not bow to him as usual, he looked down at the thick roommate agreement again. Although he felt that what Peggy said was reasonable, he still signaled
Everyone, please wait a moment.
Then as expected, he entered the bathroom.
"OMG!"
Little Leonard watched little Sheldon go to the bathroom, and could no longer hold back his inner ecstasy: "I also made Sheldon so nervous one day that he couldn't control his bladder! Chuck, you are God!"
"Chuck, you didn't draft this roommate document for Leonard, right?"
Monica looked at Chuck with a strange expression.
"no."
Chuck shook his head.
"Fortunately not."
Monica breathed a sigh of relief: "Otherwise, that poor little guy would be really pitiful."
If this thick roommate agreement was drafted by Chuck, then she was sure that this agreement blocked all possibilities for Little Sheldon to get through.
But unless little Sheldon breaks out and refuses to admit it, he will be restricted by this thick roommate agreement for the rest of his life.
How pitiful that would be.
Chuck glanced at her without using micro-expressions to observe. With their close cooperation in scientific research, he could understand what she was thinking with just one look.
Is it pitiful to sign this thick roommate agreement and be restricted for the rest of your life?
That was the future life in time and space that Monica didn't know about little Leonard, who was grinning from the corner of his mouth to the back of his ears.
Otherwise, she would never feel sorry for little Sheldon.
With tears in his eyes, little Leonard looked at Chuck with great admiration.
It is true that Chuck did not help draft this thick roommate agreement, but Chuck also warned of this possibility in advance, so little Leonard has been preparing for it for a long time.
It took more than a year to prepare such a thick and many agreement terms.
That’s right!
More than a year ago, when little Leonard first met Chuck in Chicago, he approached Chuck for the first time in the court restaurant, and witnessed Chuck using the phone to talk to Chuck about the most stinking thing that had taken away his mother's love.
When Little Sheldon cried, Little Leonard expressed unprecedented admiration for Chuck.
It was also from that moment that Chuck reminded him that if he and Little Sheldon were in the same room, he should prepare a roommate agreement in advance.
Even at that time, little Leonard never imagined that he would be roommates with little Sheldon for so many years in the future. He thought that as long as little Sheldon finished college and got out, he could get rid of it completely.
But out of admiration for Chuck, he honestly followed Chuck's reminders and began to draft the terms of the roommate agreement bit by bit.
Then he discovered that this kind of thing is very addictive.
It's like a diary. Whenever little Sheldon makes him uncomfortable in various ways, he turns around and secretly makes a note, and then turns this discomfort into roommate agreement terms that make him happy.
That’s right!
Such a thick pile of roommate agreement documents is actually the result of more than a year of his heartache.
I will cry if I continue!
But it's fine now. As long as Little Sheldon signs this agreement, it will be Little Sheldon who sheds tears in the future.
Chuck is indeed bright and invincible!
You can think of all this!
so amazing!
Chuck is calm.
It's not that he didn't think of helping draft this kind of agreement. Even if it was such a thick and professional agreement, as long as he was willing, he could successfully draft it quickly, ensuring that all possibilities for Little Sheldon's sophistry would be blocked.
But apart from making little Sheldon despair and then completely break the pot, what's the point?
In line with what he said to Little Sheldon, "I prefer your unruly look," it is impossible for him to completely block Little Sheldon's path forward.
Because in addition to providing a double wave of yin and yang points, it would completely waste the humanoid water of life like Little Sheldon. What a waste!
A more sensible approach would be to have little Leonard prepare to draft the agreement in advance, and then have little Sheldon sign the agreement. After that, little Sheldon will struggle with his unwillingness to comply with such an agreement that is not beneficial to him and his own obsessive-compulsive disorder.
At that time, Little Sheldon will continue to provide double yin and yang points.
When Little Sheldon distorted the roommate agreement through various sophistry, and then Little Leonard couldn't do anything to Little Sheldon. After he couldn't bear it anymore, he invited Chuck to make the decision and took advantage of the situation to slap Little Sheldon in the face and reap a wave of doubles.
The yin and yang points.
This is the sustainable, scientific and rational optimal choice.
He will not dry up the lake to fish!
While everyone was joking, a worried little Sheldon came out of the bathroom. He looked at Chuck and Peggy, and then at the sullen little Leonard. He shook his head solemnly: "I can't possibly agree to this.
Unreasonable demands!”
"Unreasonable request?"
Little Leonard couldn't help it any longer. He slapped the thick pile of documents and said sadly: "Do you know where these terms come from? How did you imagine them out of thin air? No! It's all this.
For all the unreasonable demands you have made on me over the years, I just changed our identities."
"So it was me who came up with it?"
To be continued...