Chapter 6 Fools Have Foolish Blessings
Zheng Yuhua hurriedly pulled her hand out, her face turned pale with shock: "Changgui is back, get up quickly, I will wait for you in the woods at the end of the village tomorrow night, you can find me after dinner."
"Okay." Liu Shuisheng was also a little scared and nodded in agreement.
The two of them stood up to get dressed. They only took off their shorts and lifted them up their buttocks. No one could tell anything.
"Yuhua, what are you doing? Why aren't you looking at the store? Someone has stolen some miscellaneous items?" Liu Changgui walked in drunkenly, walking in a straight step.
"Why are you shouting? I'm looking for mosquito coils for Shuisheng!" Zheng Yuhua, holding mosquito coils in her hand, and Liu Shuisheng came out from behind the shelf.
She deliberately handed the mosquito coils to Liu Shuisheng in front of Liu Changgui.
"It's Shuisheng. Why is that old man willing to let you buy mosquito coils? It must be the money that girl Xing'er gave you!" Liu Changgui picked his teeth with a toothpick, fearing that the world would be in chaos and said: "I heard that the old guy spends all his time buying mosquito-repellent incense.
Let you sleep in the donkey shed at night? Tsk tsk, you picked him up after all. You work in the fields for him every day, even the former landlords and rich people can't abuse you like this. It's really not a thing."
Liu Shuisheng's life experience has become a topic of conversation among the villagers in Taohua Village after dinner. They say that Liu Laohan got lucky and picked up a stupid boy from nowhere. Without having to give birth or raise him, he just had an extra labor force out of thin air.
How can the villagers not be envious of being able to provide for themselves until the end of their lives?
Some people just don't have good sense. You say it's none of your business that someone lied to a stupid boy, but they just can't stand it. Every time they see Liu Shuisheng, they always reveal their life experience to him intentionally or unintentionally.
But as everyone can see, Shui Sheng is indeed a fool. No matter what they say, this guy will always grin. He calls Liu Laohan "godfather, godfather" all day long, which is better than his own daughter.
All sweet.
"Who said his family doesn't feel sorry for Shuisheng, but you talk too much." Zheng Yuhua got angry and pulled Liu Changgui into the store: "Where did you go to drink horse urine today? Go back to the house and sleep!" Then she said to him again: "Where did you drink horse urine today?"
Liu Shuisheng said: "Shui Sheng, your uncle is joking with you. Liu Laohan is very kind to you. What your uncle said today cannot be told to his family!"
"Hey, I know, let's go!" Liu Shuisheng grinned and went home with mosquito coils.
Liu Changgui stared at his back and spat: "What a stupid guy. He has a beautiful face in vain! If he comes to buy mosquito coils in the future, I will charge him an extra dollar!"
"I want you to be punished. I can't do such an immoral thing!" Zheng Yuhua thought of what happened just now, and her heart suddenly felt itchy again.
If I had known earlier, I would have asked him to go to the woods tonight, and he would have to wait all night. It would be really hard.
Liu Changgui glanced at her and saw that she kept looking at Liu Shuisheng, her face was red, and there seemed to be something wrong with her eyes.
Zheng Yuhua only behaves like this when she is in love or wants to work with him.
Liu Changgui thought for a while and then remembered that when the two of them came out of the shop just now, Shui Sheng was shirtless.
"People have gone far away, what are you looking at?" Liu Changgui was unhappy and glared at her: "You think he is good-looking, so you fell in love with this silly boy, right? Huh, it's useless for you to fall in love with him.
, he’s an idiot, but he knows nothing about football? Even if you take off your clothes, he doesn’t know what to do!”
"Fuck you!" Zheng Yuhua guessed what he was thinking and said angrily, "How could I fall in love with a fool! Even if I fall in love with him, it was because of you. How many days have you not touched me?"
Upon hearing this, Liu Changgui could no longer show off his authority. He looked like a stale eggplant and said with a grimace: "Aren't you busy these days? Tonight, tonight I will pay you the public rations!"
"That's what you said, don't pretend to be asleep again at night." Zheng Yuhua smiled charmingly.
She had been intrigued by Liu Shuisheng, and she was really thinking about it. Although Liu Changgui's thing was not good and the time was short, at least it could solve an urgent need.
Although the two people spoke not loudly, Liu Shuisheng still heard it. He cursed in his heart, Damn, this old guy is so evil-minded, let’s see if I don’t kill your woman tomorrow!
Thinking of Zheng Yuhua's fleshy white legs, Liu Shuisheng's heart was filled with excitement.
Because it was almost time to have dinner, Liu Shuisheng walked towards home humming a tune with clumsy steps. But when he reached a stack of barley, there was suddenly a burst of crying and cursing from behind.
"Guo Daxing, if you have the ability, go catch it yourself. Why are you trying to steal my fish?"
"I just robbed it, what do you do? From now on, I will rob it every time you grab it, haha!"
Liu Shuisheng stopped and listened for a while, then walked around to take a look behind the wheat stack.
I saw three gangsters from the same village bullying a young man behind a stack of wheat.
After staying in Taohua Village for half a month, Liu Shuisheng knew almost all the young and old men in the village.
This young man's name is Liu Xiaozheng, and he is the only son of village doctor Liu Youcai. Although he looks decent, he is a bit heartless, and some rogues in the village like to fight with him.
At this time, Liu Xiaozheng was being ridden under his butt by a little crew chief, his dark face covered with dust and tears, and he was holding a bamboo basket tightly in his arms. Several big herrings were jumping lively in it, each one
They all weigh half a catty.
"You fucking let go, do you hear me? If you don't let go, I'll beat you!" Xiao Pingtou couldn't grab Liu Xiaozheng, so he waved his fist and threatened him.
The other two young men took the opportunity to grab the bamboo basket in Liu Xiaozheng's hand.
Seeing that the fruits of his labor were about to be snatched away, Liu Xiaozheng howled at the top of his lungs: "Dad, Guo Daxing bullied me again, come and help!"
The two accomplices worked together to snatch the bamboo basket from Liu Xiaozheng's hand and dumped all the fish in it on the ground. These fish were all freshly caught, and they were not easy to catch if they were slippery. The two of them covered and squirted.
I was so exhausted that I was sweating profusely.
"You two idiots, you can't even catch a fish, you're going to die!" Guo Daxing was afraid that some villagers would come over. When he saw the clumsiness of his two accomplices, he couldn't help but cursed.
The two accomplices became anxious, and kicked the fish with their hands and feet. After a few kicks, the big herring stopped moving. The two of them carried one in each hand, grinning, and shouted: "Brother Daxing, OK
Come on, run away!"
"Give me back my fish, give back my fish." Liu Xiaozheng hugged Guo Daxing's thigh and refused to let him go.
This Guo Daxing is a famous fool in Taohua Village. Ten years ago, his parents went up the mountain to cut firewood and were swept away by a mudslide. All these years, he has been living with his grandmother, who is over seventy years old.
Guo Daxing did not graduate from primary school, but was expelled for smashing the windows of the school. This guy did not work in the fields. He led a group of idle guys all day long, fooling around in the village, and made a living by stealing chickens and dogs. Several people from the surrounding villages
The villagers' brains ached when they mentioned him.
"Second pole, Xiaozhuang, you two are so stupid, hurry up and break his hands off!" Guo Daxing was hugged by Liu Xiaozheng's thigh, and he couldn't pull it away, so he yelled anxiously.
Both guys were holding fish in their hands and couldn't free their hands, so they were ready to kick Liu Xiaozheng.
Seeing this, Liu Shuisheng couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Hey, stop the fuck!"
The four of them turned their heads in unison. When Guo Daxing saw that it was Shuisheng, he raised his eyebrows and smiled and cursed: "Fuck, what kind of evil wind is blowing today? I met two fools at once!"
While Liu Xiaozheng was stunned, he immediately jumped up, swung his big head, and walked up to Shui Sheng.
"Hey, idiot, whatever you yell, believe it or not, I'll beat you up too!" Guo Daxing said with bared teeth.
Liu Shuisheng straightened his chest muscles, which were even bigger than him, and grinned: "Want to beat me? Hehe, you can try it!"
Guo Daxing glanced at his chest and couldn't help swallowing.
Born in Peach Blossom Village, Liu Shui is definitely a rarity. On the one hand, his life experience is a mystery. No one knows where he came from. On the other hand, this boy is as handsome as a big star in the movie, but he is
He is an absolute fool.
After research, the villagers concluded that Liu Shuisheng's IQ was three percentage points lower than Liu Xiaozheng's.
According to Guo Daxing's character, he would definitely bully such a fool. However, the three sisters of the Liu family are not fuel-efficient lamps. If they beat this guy, Liu Xiaoyan would definitely dare to knock the glass of his house with a fire stick at night.
Guo Daxing had fought with Liu Xiaoyan before, but every time he was beaten with bruises and swollen face. Fortunately, she was married, otherwise Guo Daxing would not be so prestigious in Taohua Village.
"Liu Shuisheng, for Liu Yan'er's sake, I won't beat you up, but you are not allowed to tell others what happened today, do you hear me?" Guo Daxing threatened with a stern look.
"Damn, it's boring!" Liu Shuisheng rolled his eyes boredly, pointed at the fish in his accomplice's hand and said, "It's okay if you don't say anything. But it's a reward for those who see it. You get half of these fish from me!"
"Why the hell should I give it to you?" Guo Daxing said angrily.
"My fist is stronger than yours!" Before he finished speaking, Liu Shuisheng kicked him in the stomach.
Guo Daxing was kicked by him, got up from the ground, and yelled angrily: "Beat him!"
Er Zhuangzi and Guo Xiaozhuang threw away the herring in their hands and rushed towards Shui Sheng.
Liu Shuisheng suddenly became excited, and the violent factor in his bones was aroused. Just when he was about to fight, a "squeak" suddenly sounded from the alley behind him.
"Hey, Guo Daxing, what are you doing? Don't bully these two!" A little girl jumped off the bicycle and shouted loudly.
Shuisheng turned his head to look, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
I saw that the girl who came was in her twenties, with short ear-length hair and slightly dark skin.
She is very tall and has a very slim figure, but her clothes are one size too small. When worn on her body, the two slender and round thighs are stretched tightly, making people feel a very evil aggressiveness.
"Who...who is this little black girl?" Liu Shuisheng's eyes lit up and he subconsciously asked Guo Daxing.
Guo Daxing was so frightened that he had no time to answer him. But when he heard him mention the words "little black girl", he instinctively twitched his lips. In the whole Taohua Village, no one dared to call Nie Xiaodie Xiao
Among black girls, this fool is probably the only one.
"Guo Daxing, if you are promising, you will bully fools. Believe it or not, I will beat you up!" Nie Xiaodie walked over with her eyebrows raised.
All the women in Peach Blossom Village have fair skin, but this girl is unique. Her oval-shaped face is red and dark, but the black is so beautiful, her curved eyebrows, and her watery almond-shaped eyes.
, just like the wild roses on the mountain, they look sweet and really pleasant.
"Fool?"
Hearing this, Liu Shuisheng suddenly had an idea. He forgot that he was still a fool. Looking at this little black girl, she seemed to be very sympathetic.
Then, Liu Shuisheng howled out loudly.
"Help, Guo Daxing hit me, beautiful sister, help me." Liu Shuisheng cried and rushed towards Nie Xiaodie. Before she could react, he threw himself into her arms with a whoosh.
Chapter completed!