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Chapter 5 A Pig

I felt a gust of wind passing through my body, and it seemed that my whole body had become hollow. The breeze passed through every pore without any hindrance. At the same time, various scenery flashed in front of my eyes. I wanted to see clearly what was flashing in front of me.

What, but it was too fast, maybe it was just an illusion and nothing could be seen clearly.

This state lasted for about a few seconds. I felt that my body had become solid, but it was landing on a moving animal. It felt a bit like riding a bull when I was a child. Then the living animal jumped forward suddenly.

, I jumped and screamed, something unexpected happened, I couldn't maintain my balance even though my legs were clamped, and I was knocked to the ground.

I was riding on a big fat pig just now!

What's worse is that there are witnesses nearby who saw my embarrassment - my grandma was standing at the door with a bucket of pig food. She was stunned with fright, rubbed her presbyopia, and asked in surprise: "When did you come back?"

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"I...I just came back!" I jumped up in a hurry, rubbing my butt with a smile.

Grandma was angry: "You run around all day, fight with people and offend people, so you don't want me at home anymore! You are such a grown-up person, yet you are not serious yet, and you still ride a pig for fun, aren't you afraid of people's jokes? You, you..."

She picked up the pig spoon and wanted to hit me, but I didn't dare to run away, but in the end she didn't hit me, but started to wipe her tears: "Your father died early, your mother is no longer here, I'm old and can't control you anymore."

, but you should also have something serious to do. I don’t care if you run around, but you have to let me hug my great-grandson before entering the coffin. I can’t let your family become extinct!"

I was very ashamed and said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, I came back this time just to get married. Now I don't have to fight with anyone... Why is there such a big pig in our family?"

I originally just wanted to change the subject, but unexpectedly my grandma scolded me for asking this question. It turned out that she had been planning a wedding for Lin Mei and me. She would definitely have to kill a pig when we got married. It costs a lot of money to buy a big fat pig.

, and the pigs they bought were for feed, so how could they be as good as raising them at home? So she had already started making preparations and had been raising them for a year (at that time, Lin Mei disappeared and I hid in the Taihang Mountains).

The pigs used to be raised in the pigsty behind my house. Last time I came home and left in a hurry. The total time at home was less than a day. I didn't know she raised pigs. Recently, the pigsty collapsed due to disrepair.

, it was difficult for her to carry pig food as she got old, so she put it in front to feed. She was the only one in my house and there was nothing left for the pigs to eat. She went to other people’s houses every day to bring leftovers to feed the pigs...

I was even more ashamed. I was so busy running around. After my mother passed away, I almost forgot about this home. How many times did I think of my grandma? But she was looking after my house, hoping for me earnestly, and working hard on my affairs. I felt like I couldn’t even connect.

Even worse than a pig.

Xiaoxue was also very moved and sighed: "The more people pursue, the more they lose. Many people ignore the small things around them and want to do big things, but they don't know that the small things they ignore are more precious and worth cherishing."

Young Master, please don’t misunderstand me. I am speaking out of my feelings and not talking about you. You are doing it to survive, not to be busy with fame or wealth."

Isn't this nonsense?

In fact, it’s not that I have no feelings for my grandma, but I feel that she has been living with my uncle for a long time, and my uncle can take care of her, so I feel more at ease. Besides, I am burdened with too many grievances and sins, and I can no longer live an ordinary life.

Human life is over, and I stayed away from her for her safety. But it was not too late, because of this pig, I found the feeling of home again and experienced the warmth of family affection.

Maybe I don’t have long to live, maybe I can’t be an ordinary person again, but I will at least be a good grandson and a good husband for a few days, and put aside everything to become the most ordinary and vulgar person.

Lin Mei and the others haven't arrived home yet, because I flew to Beijing and only stayed for half a day before going home instantly. They didn't come back so quickly by train. I called Ling Fengpiao, and sure enough, they were still on the train.

After getting off the train, I had to change trains several times, and it would take another two days at the earliest to arrive at my home. They were fine, and I was relieved. I didn't tell them that I had arrived home, and was preparing to give them a big surprise.

After my grandma confirmed that I was getting married, she was so happy that she almost stayed up all night, nagging me about who to send invitations to, how many tables of food and drinks to host, who to hire as a chef, who to hire for help, and how to purchase new clothes and bedding.

, furniture, decoration of new houses, etc. Large banquets for hundreds of people

Food and entertainment, as small as a Double Happiness on the door or window, are so complicated that it is more troublesome than marching and fighting. If there were no elders at home who were giving guidance, how could I have done anything? I couldn't remember so many things, so I could only remember them one by one.

I wrote it down and filled several sheets of paper.

In fact, my wedding is quite simple. I don't need to hire a matchmaker, pay a betrothal gift, welcome the bride, etc. Lu Chengshan only gave me about a week, and it would be too late to do everything. I can only try to keep it as simple as possible and ask more people to help.

I flipped through the popular folk book, made some calculations, and decided to hold the wedding in four days. The time was very tight. Grandma was also anxious, and she was so happy that she didn’t ask me why I was in such a hurry. She ran around early the next morning.

Tell my relatives and friends that I am getting married and ask them for help.

My grandma was very nervous when she found out that I had a lot of white hair. I lied to her and said that I dyed it on purpose, which is popular nowadays. Although she scolded me, I finally deceived her.

I was really busy in the next time. I went to get my hair cut and dyed first to avoid being asked when I met. Then I found a small truck to go shopping in the township. There were too many things to buy. Fortunately, I got it from a corrupt official last time.

My mistress has received a sum of money that has not yet been used up. It is easy to do things with money.

My uncle and aunt took a few people to decorate the new house, and when it was too late to do the fine decoration, they made it look nice; Wu Zhangya and a few other people were responsible for writing couplets, posting couplets, and collecting gifts and keeping accounts; a few of my friends who used to play together were responsible for

Carrying water and firewood, borrowing bowls

Chopsticks, tables and chairs... Nowadays, people in the city go to hotels to get married, and most people in the countryside let professional caterers do it, but my grandma insists on doing it herself. Only when relatives and friends get together and busy can the atmosphere of a happy event be created. Pictures of old people

It's all this excitement and trouble.

While I was busy, I was also a little uneasy because my grandma said that several groups of people came to my house not long ago. I have many enemies, and there are many people I don’t know who want to steal my things. Will there be anyone on my wedding day?

Are you here to cause trouble? What I'm even more afraid of is that some masters from the "road" will come to seek revenge or seize treasures. I can't do it without taking action, and it's not appropriate to take action. It's really a headache.

I would be relieved if Xueliyu was here, but unfortunately she did not leave me a contact number. I am afraid she is still in Japan at this time. I can only ask the blessings of my ancestors and ancestors to prevent anyone from causing trouble.

Lu Chengshan called me at noon the next day. First, he discussed with me the things to bring and personnel arrangements when going to the desert. Second, he asked me about the specific date of the wedding. Even though he knew that it was unlikely that there would be survivors in the archaeological team, he still wanted me to

I could leave earlier, but I couldn’t be asked to leave on the day after the wedding. After comprehensive consideration, I decided to leave three days after the wedding. I asked Lu Chengshan not to send someone to pick me up. I met him directly in Beijing, so I tried to

One day.

This time I plan to go to the desert alone. If I encounter a desperate situation and get trapped in the desert, I will use earth escape to go home. Others cannot use earth escape to jump remotely, so they cannot go.

On the morning of the third day, Lin Mei and the others arrived home safely. They were shocked to see me at home, which was already decorated with red and colorful decorations and was busy with people coming and going.

"Elder brother, how long have you been back? Why didn't you tell us?" Ling Feng screamed strangely.

"It's impossible. It will take three to five days to prepare like this. You didn't go to Beijing?" Ouyang Zhenfei was more careful and saw the crux of the problem.

I said seriously: "Lu Chengshan took me back in a fighter jet and parachuted into the air."

"Wow, you're so proud!"

Everyone exclaimed, even Yuan Gui and Huang Yilan believed it. Lin Mei was a little flustered when her family was so prepared, and didn't say anything. She looked at me and blushed, shy but happy.

Soon my second master came over from Fuzhou and brought a teenage girl, saying she was his daughter. We were all dumbfounded. We had never heard that he was married. How could such a big daughter just appear out of nowhere?

Coming?

When my grandma took the girl aside, I raised my question: "Second Master, how did you give birth to your daughter?"

Lao Lin glared at me: "I still have to ask, of course it came out of her mother's belly!"

"But why haven't I heard you say that before?"

"I just found out too!" Lao Lin said proudly, "I have a sweetheart. Her husband died recently, so she told me that this is my daughter. Haha, I also have a daughter, and someone else raised her for me!"

It suddenly dawned on me that he had slept with many women when he was young, and the scar on his face was caused by someone catching him raped in bed. It’s not surprising that one or two places have blossomed and bear fruit after digging deep into the hole, I’m afraid.

It’s not just this daughter, it’s really surprising!

Lao Lin saw the weird look on my face and said angrily: "Don't believe she was born by me? Take a closer look to see if her eyes and eyebrows look like mine!"

"It looks like, it looks like, I saw the resemblance at first sight. I was just thinking that maybe you have more than one daughter."

Lao Lin nodded repeatedly: "It makes sense. It seems that I have to look for it carefully. It's just been a long time and I can't remember it."

We all have black lines on our faces...

Of course, the next step is to prepare for my wedding in full swing. My grandma is mature and experienced. She can plan and plan for victory thousands of miles away. She is the commander-in-chief. In the past, when my mother was still alive, she helped other people a lot, and now they are also enthusiastic about it.

Come to help, there is strength in numbers, and everything goes smoothly.

I have arranged a secret mission for Ling Fengpiao and Ouyang Zhenfei. At the critical moment of the ceremony, they must pay close attention to the surrounding movements. If some ignorant people come to cause trouble, they must be stopped in time. If the enemy is too strong, please notify me in time.

, let me have time to prepare, so as not to cause a big mess.
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