Chapter Eleven: The Savage Mother
I don't know what Wu Zhangya is messing with. Lao Lin closed his eyes and fell asleep, and suddenly said: "It's best not to eat it now."
"I, I..." Wu Zhangya was a little excited, but also a little uncomfortable, "It's very cold and humid here, and we brought wine. It's not easy to find such an ideal place in summer."
Lao Lin snorted in annoyance and said nothing more. I was confused, what were they talking about?
Wu Zhangya carefully poured some powder into the wine and drank it. After a while, her face turned red as if she was drunk. She was excited and excited. She took off her coat and pants. While drinking hot wine, she said, "I remember those days."
"Heroic deeds.
I couldn't bear it any longer, so I stopped practicing and asked, "Second Master, what did he eat?"
Lao Lin said: "Children, don't know this. Close your eyes and go to sleep. Don't pay attention to this old thief, let alone talk to him, otherwise he will brag to you all night."
When Wu Zhangya saw me speaking, he immediately came over, his eyes were eager and his expression was high, and he wanted to give me the drinking order. I saw that he was a little out of his mind, so I remembered the second master's warning, so I hurriedly closed my eyes and mouth, determined not to speak.
Wu Zhangya began to tell me about his glorious deeds, how he was talented and learned when he was young, and amazed everyone with his words, how brilliant his medical skills were, and how he cured such and such difficult and complicated diseases. At this time, his words and deeds were completely different from usual, and there was a lot of difference.
I am the best in the world. All living beings are drunk. I am sober. My verbosity is similar to that of a drunk person, but I am more excited than a drunk person.
This guy must have taken the wrong medicine!
Wu Zhangya talked for a long time and I didn't get any response. He felt bored and started drinking folk songs. He sang about the story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. I don't know who made up the lyrics. It was sung in dialect and sounded very rhyming.
The story is catchy and vivid, but there are many ambiguous pornographic jokes in it, with a bit of country vulgarity and heroism.
There is no one in the deep mountains, and everything is completely silent. His roar like killing a pig makes the night birds fly away, the hogs and wolves rush, the echo echoes across the mountains, and the sound can be heard for dozens of miles.
After singing folk songs for half an hour, Wu Zhangya began to recite ancient poems again. While reciting, he shook his head and danced, imitating Li Bai's wildness when the drunken emperor couldn't get on the boat.
Not only did I take the wrong medicine, but I also went crazy. I was quite speechless.
Wu Zhangya couldn't get enough of yelling and yelling. He used a branch as a weapon, chopped it here and smashed it there, and kept walking around. Finally, he seemed to have walked into a stream to soak in water. At this time
Lao Lin just told me that Wu Zhangya ate something called "Five Stone Powder"?
"Five Stone Powder?" I was a little surprised. I had heard of this name before. "Are you talking about the Five Stone Powder that literati took during the Wei and Jin Dynasties? Why is it still available in modern times?
Lao Lin said: "This is originally a medicine for treating typhoid fever. It also has some aphrodisiac and physical strength-enhancing effects. After taking it, it can make people excited, make the whole body feel hot, and the skin of the body becomes highly sensitive to the touch, making you feel ecstatic.
Use methods such as soaking in cold water, eating cold food, drinking hot wine, and sweating to dissipate the power of the medicine. Some people will talk gibberish and run around naked after taking it, which is much more crazy than being drunk... There are prescriptions in many ancient medical books.
Taoist Shi just happened to know some methods of refining alchemy, so he refined it, and the old thief became addicted after trying it a few times."
I finally understood what they were doing mysteriously. It turned out that they were refining elixirs, and Five Stone Powder was just one of the by-products.
"You said Taoist Zhuoshi can make alchemy?" I don't believe it. Taoist Zhuoshi is the old madman in the village. Before he became crazy, he was said to be a mathematical genius. He has nothing to do with Shao Gong alchemy. How come he suddenly knows how to make alchemy?
Lao Lin lowered his voice and said: "He was enlightened by the immortals and can teach himself without a teacher. This must not be spread, otherwise it will cause big trouble!"
I immediately thought of the colorful clouds that appeared in the sky after the huge thunder that day. As soon as the old madman woke up, he immediately named himself Zhuo Shi. Da Che Da Wu decided to live in seclusion in Xianyan. This is not like the normal reaction of a person who has been crazy for many years and wakes up.
, I'm afraid there really is an immortal enlightening him.
I chatted with Lao Lin for a while. In fact, he didn't understand the principles of alchemy. He was only responsible for collecting herbs and mining ore, and was just a handyman. Suddenly I realized that it was very quiet. I didn't hear Wu Zhangya's voice for a while, so
He called out: "Uncle Wu?"
No one responded. I called again, but still no one responded. Old Lin jumped up in a hurry and grabbed the gun next to him: "Old thief...Old Wu, where did you die?"
Still no one responded, Lao Lin panicked and hurriedly ran to the creek: "Damn old thief, old traitor, I told him not to eat but he still ate, he deserves to be drowned!"
There was a small pool in the upper reaches of the stream, but it was not deep. Lao Lin quickly determined that there was no one in the water. I started searching nearby, and there was no one within dozens of meters. Wu Zhangya was crazy and ran all over the mountain. If he got out,
How should we explain the accident to his family? We had no choice but to search separately for Lao Lin.
The fog was very heavy, and the light of the flashlight could not shine very far. Moreover, it was either a dense forest of ancient trees or a cliff. It was difficult to walk. After a while, my whole body was wet with dew. Although the snake and insect repellent medicine given by Wu Zhangya was very effective, it was not effective.
To drive away all kinds of poisonous insects, I was bitten all over my body, which was painful, itchy, and unbearable.
After searching for more than ten minutes with no results, Lao Lin's voice came from far away: "Come back first, come back first..."
I had no choice but to walk back, and when I returned to the camp, I found that things had been turned over in a mess, and a bamboo basket was missing. Old Lin was staring blankly at a huge footprint next to the fire with a livid face. The footprint was on the wood ash, and the outline was clear.
It has all five fingers and is almost twice as long as a normal person!
I gasped: "Giant?"
"This savage is at least two to three meters tall!" Lao Lin looked very ugly. "If I guessed correctly, this is a female savage who took the old thief back as her husband. All the food we can eat is also
Taken away."
"Ah..." I was stunned. If Lao Lin hadn't been very serious at this moment, I would have thought he was joking.
Lao Lin raised his head and looked at me: "You don't believe it? During the Republic of China, there was a man in Baishuiyang Village not far from here who was kidnapped by a female savage and imprisoned in a cave with a big stone slab to hold him back. Later, the female savage gave birth to a child.
After getting off a fur baby, I relaxed my supervision of him, and he fled back to the village with the baby in his arms. The female savage chased him to the river in the village and did not dare to cross the river, so she let him go."
"What happened next?" I was attracted by this fantasy-like story.
"That hairy boy was very strong since he was a child, and he was fierce and aggressive. Later he joined the army and made military exploits. He returned to his hometown to marry a wife and have children. The sons he gave birth to were normal people. Later, a few of his descendants were hairier. There may be hundreds of them now.
The offspring are basically normal."
Damn, it’s a good thing that the female savage has a different view of saving beauty than others, so she didn’t like me, but Wu Zhangya, otherwise she would be forced to commit suicide...
Lao Lin said: "It's so dark that there's no way to find him. We have to wait until tomorrow morning. Anyway, the mother savage wants to marry him and won't kill him soon."
"By the time it gets daybreak, I'm afraid Uncle Wu and the female savage will have already had their bridal chambers..." I'm really worried. The female savage is so huge. What kind of scene will Wu Zhangya have when she makes out with it? Can it be tolerated?
Lao Lin cursed: "***, a man who has exhausted his energy deserves to die. Who told him to sing and scream randomly? The mother savage thought he was calling for spring. If not, who can we arrest him? This old thief has a lustful heart but not a lustful courage.
Letting him have an extramarital affair is really an advantage for him!"
I was sweating. Can this be called an extramarital affair? "Second Master, have you ever seen a female savage?"
"Of course I've seen them before. They look similar to humans. Their hands are longer, their mouths are longer, and their bodies are covered with hair. But the two girls are about the same as women, with no hair at all... That's not right, the one I've seen is at most
It’s only two meters high, not that high.”
I didn’t have any specific impression of the savage that Lao Lin mentioned, so I couldn’t imagine how tall the owner of this huge footprint was. I raised another possibility: “Could it be that its soles are particularly big, but its body is not tall?
The proportions may be different from humans, and in some places, savages are called Bigfoot."
Lao Lin shook his head, but he was not sure. In fact, he was very worried about Wu Zhangya's safety, but he kept scolding him, hating that Wu Zhangya was not in good health because he took Wu Shi Powder.
I had no choice but to find a topic to chat with him: "Second Master, where did you see the savages?"
"I forgot the specific place. I just remember that time I went hunting and passed by a hazelnut forest. I found a man shaking hazelnuts on the tree. I thought he was a thief and wanted to go and catch him. Unexpectedly, when the flashlight shone, it turned out to be a man with very thick hair.
It's a long, hairy weirdo. I didn't know it was a female savage until I saw its pair of big buttocks. It's very fast and very strong. It can break branches as thick as a bowl..."
Lao Lin had not seen many savages with his own eyes, but he had heard many savage stories. During the long night, I could only listen to him telling savage stories. Occasionally, I worried about Wu Zhangya, fearing that he would not be able to bear it. After all, the female savage was too big.
Yes, he is getting older.
After daybreak, we simply tidied up and followed some traces left by the savage. But what we didn’t expect was that the direction the savage went to was actually Snake Intestine Valley!
High in the mountains, mornings are usually foggy, but today is a bit unusual. The clouds and fog dispersed completely before the sun came out early in the morning. This cheered up Lao Lin and I. It should be easier to enter the Shechang Valley in broad daylight.
?
After the fog dissipated, standing in the open area, you can see a branch from the main peak of Yunding Mountain. There are knife-cut stone walls on both sides. It is impossible to climb up. There is a big gap in the middle of the mountain, and that is the snake.
Intestinal valley.
The entrance to the Shechang Valley is also a steep stone wall, about 50 to 60 meters high. It can be climbed up after some manual work, but if someone is guarding it, thousands of troops will not be able to attack it. Even if it is climbed up
To get past the stone wall, you have to walk along a plank road about two feet wide across the sky, and then pass through a long passage that looks like a line of sky to enter the valley. With such a dangerous place, it is no wonder that the former warlords and bandits
There is nothing that can be done to the people inside. The weather conditions in Yunding Mountain are complex, with clouds and mist lingering all year round, and the airflow in the valleys unpredictable. Even if modern helicopters are available, it is unlikely to land from above.
Chapter completed!