Chapter 0013 Shooting off?
It was already a little late after watching the movie, so Zhao Xiaorun and Zhou Dayang took a taxi back to the Reunion Building.
Zhou Dayang returned to his aunt's suite. They were about to have dinner. Because Dayang didn't have a mobile phone, he didn't notify her. When Susan saw Zhou Dayang coming back, she pulled her to the dining table. It was so weird that Zhou Dayang was shocked. His aunt
You don’t know about the bad things that happened between me and Sister Xiaorun, do you?
"Dayang, eat first, my aunt will have a gift for you later."
"Really! Thank you, auntie!" Zhou Dayang came back to his senses and felt relieved. However, he had never received a gift before at this age, and his gratitude to his aunt doubled.
"Country bumpkin cousin..."
When Su Keke heard that Zhou Dayang was back, he walked out of the room and saw Zhou Dayang wearing the newly bought clothes. He instantly turned into a rich and handsome man. He couldn't help but was dumbfounded and blinked his big eyes. This was still his own.
A country bumpkin cousin? No matter how you look at it, you like him? If your classmates knew that they had such a cousin, they would definitely be jealous to death!
"Cousin, what's wrong?"
"Oh my God! Don't speak. Your image will collapse instantly when you speak. My little universe will explode, cousin! From now on, you have to pretend to be cold and gentle, do you understand?" Su Keke said excitedly, as long as Zhou Zhou
If Dayang doesn't say anything, no one will know the facts about that country bumpkin, and his handsomeness will definitely be impeccable!
"Oh." Zhou Dayang said dumbly.
"Mom, are there no traffic checks on the road to school?" Su Keke asked, thinking about it.
"Yeah? I've been driving for so many years and no one has checked. What's wrong?" Susan took out all the dishes and answered casually. Su Keke's eyes suddenly sparkled.
"That's good, Mom, you can teach your cousin how to drive tomorrow, and then you can get the driver's license and apply for it." Su Keke said quickly, "By the way, tell the principal that your cousin will be my transfer student.
How about it?"
"But... Dayang has never studied?"
Susan suddenly felt that Keke was messing around. There was no problem in arranging Dayang to join him. The problem was that Zhou Dayang had never studied in school. Would it be too bad to go to the senior year of high school? What would happen if he was embarrassed?
"I don't want him to go to school. I want him to be my bodyguard. You just need to pay him a salary!"
Su Keke said softly that since she was a child, there was really nothing she couldn't do. Her mother could help her do anything, so she developed the willful attitude she has now.
"This requires Dayang's consent. It's not just what you say." Susan scolded.
Su Keke looked at Zhou Dayang, furrowing his cute brows and making a pair of cute and innocent eyes, but his little mouth curled up arrogantly. If Zhou Dayang didn't agree, he would look better. Zhou Dayang couldn't stand it.
The cousin was cute, but she was too devilish. It was okay to disagree, and he didn't care. He could go anywhere. Anyway, he had nothing to do now, so he spread his hands and nodded.
"Thank you cousin!"
Su Keke is also an authentic nymphomaniac. When she sees the handsome guy, she wants to pull him to her side. Zhou Dayang can't escape the fate either.
"Dayang, what do you think? Studying is not fun." Susan asked again.
"It doesn't matter, I haven't been to school, and I also want to see what the school is like." Zhou Da only went to elementary school, not junior high school, but he knew a lot of words, including Sanskrit.
Because his purpose in studying Taoism is to be proficient in some Buddhist texts, Taoist texts, ancient Chinese sayings, etc., but he really knows nothing about anything else. Of course, he has an ability that no one except his master knows about, and that is photographic memory.
The ability to forget and super learning ability.
Long-term practice requires chanting mantras and enlightenment texts hundreds of times a day, which slowly stimulates the potential of the brain, so the memory is super strong. The younger the child, the greater the chance of unlocking the potential, and Zhou Dayang was at that time
learned.
His good memory, coupled with Zhou Dayang's own intelligence, resulted in his super strong learning ability. At the age of eighteen, he had already learned all the secrets of his master, leaving his master with nothing to teach him.
After dinner, Susan took out an iPhone 5s.
"Dayang, this is a meeting gift from my aunt. You will have a mobile phone from now on!" Susan said and put a rich gold 5s into Zhou Dayang's hand.
Zhou Dayang had never seen a pig running before eating pork, right? He recognized the phone at a glance and couldn't help but feel excited.
"Thank you, auntie, this phone is so expensive!"
"Bumpkin, I won't let you look curious about anything in the future. Do you understand? Don't embarrass me when you get to school."
"Well, I get it. Wow, auntie, you are so kind to me. I will work hard in the future."
Zhou Dayang excitedly flipped through his phone and looked at it again and again. Susan smiled slightly. She was happy when she saw Dayang happy. However, Su Keke sat on the sofa with a depressed look on her face, worrying about whether Zhou Dayang would arrive at school.
Something to embarrass yourself.
Su Keke will not know Zhou Dayang's excitement. She doesn't know that money is hard-earned. She has been white and rich since she was born, so naturally she won't feel anything. But Zhou Dayang is different. This mobile phone
You can carry three motorcycles in the village, how can you not be excited?
"Country bumpkin, let me explain that. Although you will be my bodyguard, you will still sleep in the attic in the future. Do you understand? We don't live with men in our family." Su Kekeguile still couldn't accept that there was a man living in the house.
Men also need to be like Zhou Dayang, a country bumpkin who doesn't know how to behave.
"Oh." Zhou Dayang said oh, he didn't want to come down yet, he didn't know how great it was up there.
Susan felt wronged by Zhou Dayang, but her daughter was used to being willful, and she would definitely not be used to the sudden addition of a man to the family. Since Dayang didn't care about her, she didn't want to make trouble with her.
Zhou Dayang returned to his attic and started playing with his mobile phone. As for the motor vehicle textbook, he had already thrown it aside. He still had time, so he could just take a look at it. There was no need to take it seriously.
With his mobile phone, what Zhou Dayang wants most is to see what videos are good to watch first. Zhou Dayang learned how to connect to wifi after reading the instructions for a while, and then went to the page to read news, forums, and pictures of beautiful women...
Everything was so fresh and fun in Zhou Dayang's eyes. Compared with the boring life in the village, this was heaven. Soon, Zhou Dayang got a WeChat account to search for nearby friends, and he quickly found them.
Got a girl with a pretty profile picture.
"Xiao Yiren? That's a nice name, but it's not a boy, right? Let's talk about it first."
Zhou Dayang tentatively typed on it.
"Xiao Yiren, my name is Zhou Dayang and I am a man. What about you?"
Only Zhou Dayang can say such idiotic and honest words. The other party is indeed a beautiful woman. She usually doesn't pay much attention to the sultry men who are looking around. Now that she saw such a piece, it was a bit funny and she wanted to chat for a while.
.
"Do you want to hook up?"
"Hooking up? What does it mean? There are a lot of things I don't know when I go to WeChat for the first time, can you tell me?" Zhou Dayang replied. The little girl was speechless for a while, thinking, you can pretend to be a virgin for me, right?
"Hooking up means letting your man have sex. Are you handsome? Give me a photo to see?"
A note to readers:
Chapter completed!