The green-haired man took a look at Zhou Dayang's rustic appearance, opened his mouth and laughed: "Haha! Your cousin? But I never heard that you have such a rustic cousin? You

If you don’t feel embarrassed, I feel embarrassed for you!”

"He, he is not my cousin, I don't know him!"

Su Keke was so embarrassed for a moment that she stomped her feet angrily.

"Did you hear that? She doesn't recognize you as her cousin anymore. If you don't get out of here, you beggar, I'm going to take action!" the green-haired man threatened with his fist raised.

"Ah, don't hit me, I'm so scared!"

"Coward!" Su Keke said with contempt.

The green-haired man became fierce again.

"Stop talking nonsense and let her go if you give her money, otherwise... hum! I will let her scream non-stop tonight!"

"She is my cousin. Don't make things difficult for her. At most, this is the best... I'll go to the hospital with you and give him my balls." Zhou Dayang scratched his head and said nonchalantly.

"Dayang, are you stupid? You can't be a man without balls?" Susan couldn't help but be surprised.

"Mom! Just let him change his balls. Are his balls as important as your daughter's life?"

Su Keke said softly, she felt bad when she saw that country bumpkin Zhou Dayang. If he was willing to change his balls for her, he must be interested in her beauty, so let him change them!

"Nonsense, I'm not trying to kill you. If I take Dayang's balls, I'm taking his lifeblood. What do you know?"

"I don't understand, but if I don't have my first night, I won't be able to live anymore!"

"You want to piss your mother off to death!"

"Hey, hey! You guys are going home and arguing. Who wants his balls? What I want now is money, are his balls worth?!" The green-haired man immediately became depressed when he saw these top-notch products and shouted immediately.

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"I'm going to fuck you, uncle! You can say that I'm not valuable, but you can't say that my eggs are not valuable!"

Zhou Dayang stopped making trouble with them. He rubbed his fists and immediately punched the nearest man on the bridge of his nose. This punch made him furious and he fell to the ground dizzy.

Several other people were shocked when they saw this, and immediately rushed over. However, Zhou Dayang's hands were quick, he punched hard, and he hit his nose with every move. One of them was hit accurately, and two others were kicked in the balls by Zhou Dayang.

, just in the blink of an eye, the six gangsters fell to the ground, either holding their noses or rolling around in their balls.

The only one standing was the green-haired man who was pulling Su Keke's hair. He was stunned. Before he could recover, Zhou Dayang had already arrived in front of him. He didn't know when there was an extra brick in his hand. Zhou Dayang held it in his hand.

With a swish, it hit the green-haired man on the head.

Zhou Dayang has been a gangster longer than them, and is better at making bricks and blackmailing than they are. This is the end of being a gangster, and you don't even know if you have been tricked.

"Ah, it hurts like hell!"

"Tell me, are my balls worth anything?"

When Zhou Dayang asked this question, he hit another brick before he could recover. Zhou Dayang controlled the intensity of each brick well, and two or three big bumps immediately appeared on his head.

"Is it worth it?!"

“Worth it!”

The green-haired man wanted to fight back, but was hit with another brick immediately. The pain was so painful that he just held his head and screamed repeatedly.

"How much is it worth?!"

"a lot of!"

"This is not enough, bring it!"

"What to take?"

"Of course it's money?"

"Damn it, you're going to charge me for not changing the egg!?" The green-haired man muttered in his heart, but didn't dare to say more, for fear of another mistake. He quickly took out his wallet, and Zhou Dayang snatched it away.

With a few swishes in his hand, he took out several hundred yuan and put it directly into his pocket.

"You can go now!"

"Oh, you are a real gangster!"

The green-haired man protected several disabled people and walked away dejectedly. They had never seen such a crazy and perverted gangster master, who actually knocked down six or seven people in a few seconds, and even pretended to be crazy and stupid.

Susan and Su Keke were both dumbfounded. What on earth is this guy doing? He actually blackmailed others. Just now, I followed him stupidly. I really thought he was going to change his balls. This guy can be even weirder.

A little?

"Ha, today's security bill has a good harvest? Auntie, does this kind of thing happen every day?"

"Uh, are you stupid? If it happened every day, your cousin would not be able to keep her virginity for a long time!"

Susan rolled her eyes and got into the car. Su Keke also felt strange. How could his cousin know martial arts? But his fighting style just now was not that of a martial artist? It was just a gangster fight.

Su Keke sat in. As soon as she sat down, her slender legs were exposed. Zhou Dayang couldn't help but look in the rearview mirror.

"Well, it's really white."

"Country bumpkin, where are you looking?" Su Keke said angrily.

"Oh, thighs, no, no, I'm looking in the mirror to see if my hair is messed up." Zhou Dayang quickly wiped his hair and said, Su Keke snorted and put her schoolbag on her beautiful legs to block Zhou Dayang.

sight.

The two best bickerings made Susan chuckle in her heart. I dare to think that this kid likes to act crazy and act stupid so much that he will drive Coco crazy. But he is indeed her lucky star? If it hadn't been for him, she wouldn't have suffered a bloody disaster today.

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The more I thought about it, the more I wanted to believe what the Taoist priest said.

Back in the building, Susan went to cook, leaving Zhou Dayang and Yang Keke watching TV, but only one TV was needed.

"Hey, cousin, don't turn the channel? I liked watching the fashion show just now!"

"Do you understand? Why are you attending a fashion show when you are dressed so vulgarly?"

"I am retro!"

"Bah! Do you want to see this girl not wearing a bra?"

"Then what do you want to see?"

"Idol drama!"

"What's so interesting about that one? He specializes in deceiving silly girls like you who dream about Prince Charming!" Zhou Dayang rolled his eyes and said.

"You! You are the stupid girl. You are not allowed to sleep in the room or on the sofa tonight!" Su Keke was so angry that she snorted and patted the sofa.

"Okay, my beautiful cousin, I listen to you, you can watch whatever you want." Zhou Dayang didn't bother to argue with her. It would be troublesome if it continued endlessly. He was new here, and his aunt regarded him as a treasure.

But she is my sister-in-law's life, and I can't fight against her fate.

Finally, the meal was served. There was soup, meat, and fragrant rice. Zhou Dayang was moved by the sight of it. Although he didn't need to be a vegetarian as he learned Taoism, he had to eat in that muddy little village that was ten times poorer than ordinary rural areas.

Meat must be eaten during the New Year!

Zhou Dayang picked up the rice and ate three bowls, two bowls of soup, and then a bunch of vegetables and meat. He ate quite a bit, which shocked both Susan and Su Keke.

"Huh! Mom, I'm full!"

Su Keke put down her chopsticks heavily and said coquettishly, while Zhou Dayang also touched his belly.

"I'm full too!"

"You! You have no education at all. Don't you know you can't be so rude when eating at other people's homes? You country bumpkin is so annoying! I'm going to take a shower!"

Su Ke is not intolerable, but she is a straightforward person, otherwise she would not kick people in the balls just because they said something to him. Susan is a little embarrassed, isn't Zhou Dayang's current situation caused by himself? And this house

The original heir belonged to Zhou Dayang. If I were to talk about other people's homes, I would live in his Zhou Dayang's home.

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Chapter completed!