Chapter 185 Humorous appearance is not humorous
Yang Xie was very sad. The result of his sadness was to find Xu Yunyao. After all, looking at her chest that was as generous as the Himalayas, he felt that the trauma in his soul would soon be healed...
"Man, how is the quality of your roommates?" Xu Yunyao asked curiously while eating. She was also entrusted by others. After all, freshmen girls have experienced three years of torture in high school and are full of enthusiasm for college.
All kinds of fantasies, especially those in front of flowers and under the moon, who doesn’t cherish spring?
Therefore, when she learned that Xu Yunyao had a boyfriend in the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering at Rongcheng University, she was pushed out by those women and hooked up as soon as possible to avoid being jumped by other women. After all, the ratio of men to women in the School of Economics and Management was 1:
3 Oh, they naturally have to develop resources outside first.
Yang Xie thought for a while and asked, "Do the girls in your dormitory have any requirements for the boys?"
"Request?" Xu Yunyao blinked her beautiful big eyes and said: "Strong, rich, humorous, and cute!"
"Okay, our dormitory is complete." Yang Xie concluded. Although each of these qualities is separate, it still barely meets the standard. With an all-round player like himself, a humorous quality should be more than enough, right?
There shouldn't be any girl who would say "Looking funny doesn't count as humorous", right?
"Really?" Xu Yunyao looked at Yang Xie with some suspicion, but her face turned red as she looked at it. She bit her lip and said softly: "No matter how they look, you are here in this dormitory anyway, no matter what
No matter how much I praise you, it will finally come true for you, and they can’t blame me."
These words were like the strongest medicine, which immediately heated up Yang Xie's heart. He really didn't expect that Xu Yunyao's heart had reached such a level. Without Ye Yunong's supervision, there would be no more
Xu Yunyao's parents are taking care of her, but she doesn't know if she can still control it...
Looking at Xu Yunyao, whose head was about to be buried in her body, Yang Xie coughed dryly, but reached out and held Xu Yunyao's little hand. She trembled slightly, but did not break away. Yang Xie felt that the little hand was soft.
It's wet, cold, and very comfortable to hold.
Yang Xie rubbed it gently. The woman's hand was strange. It was always so soft and boneless, and felt so comfortable. Yang Xie wanted to touch it to the end of the world, but Xu Yunyao finally retracted it, because
She wants to eat with this hand...
Oops……
"Then let's discuss a time to get together." Yang Xie smiled. Those animals must be impatient. After all, they can't wait to find a girlfriend in one night. This is also a common problem among men.
"Okay." Xu Yunyao nodded vigorously, then deliberately straightened her face and said, "You can't like the girls in our dormitory. There are reports on the Internet that girls in the same dormitory became stepmothers. I don't want us to
There is also a sister in the dormitory..."
Listening to Xu Yunyao's muttering, Yang Xie was immediately stunned. People in the same dormitory can't do it? Does that mean people in other dormitories can?
Is this the logic?
Well, maybe I am out, and the earth is no longer the earth I know...
Just after finishing the meal, Yang Xie's cell phone rang, and Guo Qiming shouted on the phone: "Boss, where are you? Let's go pick you up and go out to drink together. I'll be drunk for a few nights."
It was the first activity in the dormitory. He was the boss, so it was difficult to refuse. Yang Xie could only tell them his location. Seeing Xu Yunyao looking at him with her big beautiful eyes, Yang Xie smiled and said: "Those three in the dormitory
Animals, let’s drink together.”
"Oh, let me go back first. Since we are all friends, it is better to wait and see each other again." Xu Yunyao was a little disappointed. She had originally planned to stay with Yang Xianni at night. I heard that there were a lot of talks in the school.
What a holy place of love.
Love Corridor, Aegean Island, Love Forest...
Looks like it will have to be next time.
Yang Xie escorted Xu Yunyao out of the cafeteria and watched as she jumped and trotted away in the distance. Xu Yunyao was like a carefree elf. If he hadn't gotten VM, he probably wouldn't have been able to interact with her like this.
?
"Boss, you are our real boss!" Guo Qiming's obscene voice rang from behind, and his big steel-claw-like hands fell on Yang Xie's shoulders one after another, leaving Yang Xie speechless. Someone else came.
, haven’t you been beaten to death by this kid?
Yang Xie turned his head speechlessly, and sure enough, the three boys looked at him with ecstasy, as if a dog had been hungry for several years and saw a big meat bun...
——You are the big meat bag!
In short, these three people looked hungry and thirsty. Even Li Shenghua, the self-proclaimed lovely young lady, clenched her fists tightly and asked with piercing eyes: "Boss, was that sister-in-law just now? The quality of their dormitories is as good as hers?"
Although they only saw the back, it could not stop their imagination.
"Ahem, she and I have a purely male-female relationship, but we are really friends in their dormitory." As soon as Yang Xie finished speaking, Guo Qiming carried him up, while Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua cheered on the side.
The three guys have been hungry and thirsty for too long...
Anyone who can bring them women's welfare is their hero!
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Lu Dejin originally wanted to find a better hotel to have a good meal, but at this time, not to mention the hotel, even the small restaurant and food stalls near the school gate were full, all occupied by the freshmen of this year.
After all, what dormitory doesn’t need a drink and some bonding?
Finally, dormitory 202 found a food stall next to the beach and made do with it. Actually, it wasn’t a makeshift. The environment here was pretty good, with soft sand and tables standing on the sand not far away.
It's the Rongjiang River. Under the lights at night, little white lines are reflected, which is a unique feeling.
"Boss, bring the menu." Guo Qiming sat down and knocked on the table hard. Soon a little girl ran over and asked with wide eyes: "What do you want to eat?"
Guo Qiming's voice suddenly became quieter, but Lu Dejin casually glanced at the menu, frowned slightly and said, "Let's order a dozen dishes and get a few cases of beer."
Yang Xie immediately laughed. Although they had only been together for a day, the few bad friends in the dormitory were really good. Let’s not talk about other things. Let’s talk about Lu Dejin. His family is rich, but he doesn’t bully others. This afternoon, he was manipulated by a few of them when he was buying things.
He didn't get angry even after eating a dish, and he was obviously not used to eating food stalls or drinking beer, but he was able to quickly adjust his position...
Not simple...
Although the food at the food stalls is simple, drinking depends on the atmosphere. Isn't this the case in college? Just a few dishes and a box of beer can make you drunk?
The dishes came out quickly, and Yang Xie ordered some rice for them. After all, he had eaten it, but the three of them obviously didn't.
The war soon started, and the three beasts actually aimed their artillery fire at Yang Xie. However, with Yang Xie's drinking capacity, how could he be afraid of this little beer? Naturally, he refused to refuse anyone who came, and blew three bottles in succession.
The lack of change made the three people a little bored, so they started attacking each other.
Among the three, Guo Qiming has the best drinking capacity, followed by Lu Dejin. Li Shenghua has the worst drinking capacity, but he doesn't know how to refuse at all. He drinks when someone asks him to drink. After finishing two bottles of wine, he is already holding the bottle on the table.
Teapot chatting...
Lu Dejin patted Li Shenghua and saw that he ignored him and was only chatting with the teapot. He burst out laughing and stood up to find a waterproof toilet. Yang Xie also laughed. After drinking five or six bottles, he also felt a little bloated.
, so I stood up and walked along the beach. The night wind blew across the river, bringing a cool feeling, which was very comfortable.
Chapter completed!