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Chapter 921 The Song of the Smurfs

Dormitory 202 was extremely lively. Guo Qiming returned from his trip and brought back a lot of gifts.

"Boss, please try it. This wine is from Chile. It has the flavor of cherry and dark chocolate. It is very delicious." Guo Qiming held a bottle of wine with a foreign logo on the bottle and made a strong recommendation.

"Have you tried it?" Yang Xie opened the wine and smelled it. Sure enough, it had a strong fruity aroma and looked pretty good. He poured a glass for everyone.

"Not yet. This bottle costs more than 800 yuan. I don't want to drink it." Guo Qiming picked up the cup as if he had found a treasure, put it under his nose and took a deep sniff, then carefully sipped it one bite at a time.

When I went down, my face was full of intoxication.

Yang Xie took a sip. It tasted pretty good, but it didn't feel like wine. Instead, it felt like juice.

"How do you feel?" Lu Dejin drank it all in one gulp and felt that he couldn't taste it, so he poured another glass.

Guo Qiming had been brewing his emotions for a long time, and then he showed a mournful expression: "I only feel that my mouth is full of the fresh and fragrant smell of Chinese currency... Damn, this is simply cherry juice..."

Yang Xie was also very happy. Yunnan is not rich in wine, so this guy actually made a special trip to buy a bottle of juice produced in someone who knows where. He is really talented.

"By the way, Third Brother, is it successful?" Lu Dejin drank another glass and thought it tasted pretty good. He smacked his lips and winked at Guo Qiming.

"Don't even look at who I am!" Guo Qiming suddenly became proud and shook his hair, looking extremely coquettish.

"Congratulations." Yang Xie and the others clasped their fists together. The last division-level cadre in dormitory 202 was finally promoted. This is really gratifying news.

"Same joy, same joy." Guo Qiming put his hands on his hips and smiled extremely happily.

Lu Dejin pushed Guo Qiming with his arm and lowered his voice: "Have you taken any safety measures?"

"What security measures?"

"Block Elf." Lu Dejin chuckled, and even started to sing as he spoke: "There is a Block Elf on the right side of the left leg and on the left side of the right leg. They are thin and transparent, they are smooth and beautiful..."

"Smurfs? Security measures?" Guo Qiming was confused. Damn it, does this matter at all?

, understand?" Yang Xie explained with a smile.

"Boss, what do you mean, don't make things difficult for me with things that test your IQ? What do you mean by making things difficult? I just haven't turned around! You know, I could have gotten into Rongcheng University even if I rolled the dice during the college entrance examination, and

What problem can be overcome?" Guo Qiming's face was full of indignation, how dare you underestimate my most proud IQ?

Besides, isn't Tao~ Tao's Yingwen name called TT? Boss, are you trying to lie to me when you see that I don't study well?

Everyone was shocked. You can get admitted to Rongcheng University even if you roll the dice? How can this make those students who studied hard but could only get admitted to ordinary undergraduates feel embarrassed?

"No, it hurts my self-esteem too much. Second brother, if you don't stump me with another question today, then give me back the wine I just drank." Guo Qiming said in a loud voice, as if you didn't tell me what you were.

Chou Yin Mao Lai Lai Lai Lao Li is in a position to spend time with you today.

"Then let's publish the same series." Lu Dejin had no choice but to ask: "What is the other name for dung beetle?"

Guo Qiming: "..."

"It's a flying thing. What's the name of the crab?"

Guo Qiming: "..."

"There's a pincer."

Guo Qiming was about to collapse. He couldn't do it. With such a smart mind, how could he not figure it out? There must be something wrong with the way he opened it today.

Alas, maybe it's because I'm too tired. After all, I've been suffering from a handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

The pressure is too much, heroes should have a chance to breathe!

Guo Qiming comforted himself in this way, and then looked at Lu Dejin with a bit of contempt in his eyes: "Isn't it just that I have been in bed for a few more days? After reading some jokes, you came to show off to me, huh, if you put the

If you spend your time picking up girls, you already have as many girls as the boss!"

Lu Dejin almost fell to the ground. Guo Qiming, a bastard, made it seem like you would be noticed when you try hard to pick up girls!

"Hey, the topic is far away. As a senior, my second brother advises you to take safety measures." Every time I chat with Guo Qiming, the topic easily goes to the outside. Lu Dejin hurriedly brings up the topic that has been off topic for a long time.

Come back.

"What safety measures are there?" Guo Qiming looked confused: "If I touch it secretly, what measures need to be taken? Do I need to wear gloves?"

Everyone was shocked, okay, after traveling alone for so many days, I just touched it?

An embarrassed smile suddenly appeared on Guo Qiming's face: "Originally there was a chance, but then I thought about it, isn't it the first time for Qingzi? What if she was in too much pain and couldn't travel the next day?

What a waste of money…”

Everyone was stunned again. Should they praise this guy for his thoughtfulness or should he say that he doesn't understand the style?

"You deserve a knife in your heart..." Yang Xie shook his head and sighed helplessly.

"The most important thing is..." Guo Qiming's face was full of shyness: "I, I'm afraid..."

Everyone: "..."

Lu Dejin decided to teach Guo Qiming a vivid lesson, so he closed the doors and windows and drew the curtains, then called Li Shenghua and Yang Xie over, and took out a literary and artistic life education film that he had recently obtained, which some people also call love#action.

Video for everyone to watch and learn from.

"Hey, second brother, why haven't I seen this movie?" Looking at the image that appeared on the computer screen, Guo Qiming was shocked. When will the new movie come out?

Lu Dejin suddenly felt a little proud: "Do you think you guys are going to travel during the National Day? Du Lingling and I went to Japan. It's a pity that I don't have the skills of the boss. I can only bring two Japanese girls back to bring glory to the country.

Let’s order souvenirs.”

"Third brother, study hard and don't hold back our dormitory." Li Shenghua said earnestly.

Everyone: "..."

Bang bang bang!

Just as Yang Xie and the others were looking at the selfless human artists on the computer screen, they were devoting their light and heat to the education of young people and striving to realize the lofty ideal of helping everyone train and improve everyone. This kind of passion

When the dedication was about to reach its climax, there was a sudden knock on the iron door, startling everyone.

Turning off the video, pretending to drink water, and opening the curtains on the back window. When everyone recovered a little, Yang Xie walked over and opened the door, pretending to be awake.

, said: "Who is telling me not to let people sleep?"

The door opened, and a woman in a fiery red skirt was seen standing at the door, with a slight smile on her face. The first impression she gave was that she was tall, and perhaps because the room was too dim, she stood outside the door.

Her skin looked scorching, like a shining sun, causing Yang Xie's eyes to narrow slightly.

"Hello, I'm looking for Guo Qiming. I'm his sister Guo Minyu..."



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