【33】Apologize to Darwin!
——"Who is your noble man?——”
I whistled to the sky, and the sound spread throughout the class.
"What! So it turns out that Shen Ji and his father-in-law are actually in a relationship..."
A boy in the class started to cheer.
Shut up! How could I have an affair with my father-in-law? Although I think some fake sissies, helping her (b-sex people) and so on are cute, and maybe they will have desires when they are hot, but I will definitely not be interested in things like my father-in-law!
And this is a huge misunderstanding. It would be fine if the Psychological Research Department was said to be my harem, at least it gave me a normal sexual orientation setting, but what happened to you sisters who said I was a public-based genius (maybe it can't be called a public-based genius)!
"Hehe... It seems that God Ji is still the type of [Shou]."
Fujiu A covered her mouth and said with a smile.
"Yeah, little su..."
Fuji B spoke up.
Little Shou, you sisters! You said, don’t doubt my sexual orientation, and why do you think I am [suffer]!? I am so miserable that I am [suffer] in front of the eunuch...
"Ji Shen... Your sexual orientation is really terrible..."
Jiang Junta turned his head earnestly, nodded and said to me seriously.
"It's a terrible sight to your sister! You, the soap-picking maniac who has been flirting with Yang Wei all day, aren't qualified to talk to me!"
I complained loudly.
"Who dares to despise me and my wife!?"
Yang Wei turned around and looked at me in dissatisfaction.
"Ha ha....."
There was a lot of laughter in the class, and the American teacher Kitty was confused.
“Whatareyouguystaking?”
【Translation: What are you talking about?】
Teacher Kitty asked in confusion, I think it's better not to know... and things like attacking and suffering seem to be very complicated to explain.
I thought in a cold sweat, really... This Class 24 is worthy of being the most corrupt class in the entire level department...
"Okay, OK, I know you pay great attention to me and Guiren Ji, but I'm going to start my glorious and great speech."
Qiu Qianren was on the stage, pretending to be a leader and pressed his hands down, coughing lightly and saying.
You are thinking too much again, Qiu Qianren, they are not concerned about you or me, but about us (false) twisted and forbidden [Father-in-law's love].
However, the classmates in the class have become accustomed to Qiu Qianren's narcissism, and they have no chance to be naughty. Fortunately, after being disgusted by him, the classmates in the class have no interest in continuing to joke around, and they have sat down and waited for Qiu Qianren to continue his speech.
He is going to talk about evolution.
When it comes to evolution, the first thing that comes to mind is naturally Darwin's theory of evolution.
Although some evolutionary theories have been nonsense before, the most authoritative theory is the new evolutionary theory based on Darwin's theory.
Well... It seems that Mr. Darwin's meaning is simply summarized in eight words: survival of the fittest.
It is cruel to say that in an environment, harsh factors will continue to emerge to affect the survival of organisms, and then organisms will survive the competition because of adapting to the environment, while the weak will die and eliminate them in the environment... Gradually, the more strong the more they reproduce, and the proportion of the weak will continue to decrease, which will form an evolutionary process.
In fact, human society, especially our country's society, is also similar.
God has given this country limited resources, but at the same time it has set up an excessive population.
Well, equally dividing resources is just a fantasy, so... let's start grabbing and use your strength to grab it.
We squeezed our heads to study, working hard day and night to those little meaningful high school entrance examinations in order to obtain more learning resources and employment resources.
Even after taking office, I did not escape the fate of competition.
Beauties, luxury houses, fragrant cars, and other seemingly vulgar things are still resources that require competition.
I don’t know how many women give up love for resources, and don’t hesitate to marry an old man or participate in a third party’s marriage competition to stifle youth. I don’t know how many young people clenched their fists and vowed for thirty years, Hedong and thirty years, but Hexi dreamed of sinking into the sea...
Thinking of this, my tears filled my eyes and I remembered my miserable memories of elementary school.
I kept watching from a distance, and finally watched her being hugged by the tall, rich and handsome guy...
The memories of junior high school were chaotic because of the second personality, but in a vague way, I also felt that I should have had a failed relationship experience in junior high school.
High school... I don't want to mention it anymore. In an advertisement for painless abortion in gynecology, it is -
【It has not started yet, it has ended.】
The setting of [Perverted Ji Shen] made me say goodbye to normal daily life and due love.
My youth love story is so unbearable to look back on, and the failure in resource competition is so cruel...
"Darwin was traveling around the world at that time and took information in many places..." [The Chinese part here is translated from English]
What brought me out of my painful memories was Qiu Qianren's voice.
Forget it, don’t want to have too complicated things, live well now, listen to his speech.
“He got home after collecting a lot of information…and…”
Qiu Qianren stood on the stage, his slightly obese body shaking.
"Hahaha....."
When he said "then", he had no words and laughed on the stage.
......
“Hahahahahaha….”
He started to laugh while covering his stomach, and then started to laugh while hammering the podium.
"Dongdongdongdong..."
The podium was hammered by him and made a low thunderous sound.
This guy is fucking?
Why do you laugh as you talk about evolution?
Your sister, is this a sign of stage fright?
Having experienced this kind of experience, in elementary school or even junior high school, some girls would laugh out loud when they came on stage to say something, and they would notice that they were being watched by everyone.
But they all covered their mouths and smiled shyly, or covered their faces and looked embarrassed.
“Hahahahahahaha——”
The crazy laughter in front of you is making fun of you! Qiu Qianren, you are hammering the table and smiling upwards while laughing!?
We watched his farce speechlessly - definitely intentional, and a manifestation of attracting attention.
"Are you done? Be careful that I will beat you up."
At this time, a buddy in front couldn't help but stand up, pointed at Qiu Qianren angrily and shouted angrily.
This guy is wearing fiery red clothes and has a very short hairstyle. He is called Biaozi by the people in our class...
He was introduced before in the Battle of the Snow Grail of the International Department. His name is Mabreed...
Crazy basketball enthusiasts all have their English names of the stars they like. They usually spend their time playing with their mobile phones in class and still do not forget to curse people. Three or two sentences are all dirty words.
“…haha…I was wrong, I was wrong.”
Seeing the threat of the horseback, Qiu Qianren finally became timid and stood up slightly. Although he was looking at us with a very despicable smile, he could barely endure it...
"Okay... Darwin confirmed his theory after he returned, and he believed that creatures would compete in intrigue under the influence of the environment..."
Qiu Qianren continued to speak, and I held my cheek and listened.
"Well, in order to compete for favor, creatures will keep saying bad things about other creatures. Naturally, they are like emperors, selecting their favorite creatures, and being named concubines or even queens... Other creatures will be thrown into the cold palace or even executed..."
......
Please stop twisting the theory of evolution.
This is all your own fantasy! Although there is a certain reason, I absolutely cannot accept that creatures are harems or something!
——"Well, in short, I think Mr. Darwin got the inspiration for evolution from his harem..."
Qiu Qianren has defined it concisely and powerfully.
I just want to say about this:
Your sister-
Chapter completed!