"Everyone has been looking forward to it for a long time. Believe me, the rare photo I want to auction will not disappoint your expectations!!!"

Qiu Qianren said with a fat meat on the stage, with a flattering expression on his face.

"Who is this person?"

"I remember it's Qiu Qianren from Class 24. It seems that he often harasses girls from other classes recently?"

"What's the case, is it good?"

"have no idea....."

The reactions of the two people in the previous recharge were completely different. After Qiu Qianren came to the stage, the screams and support from the audience turned into low voices of discussion.

OK... everyone, you will know how funny Qiu Qianren is later.

Note, high-energy warning, high-energy warning, don’t switch channels because you are too disgusting!

"I have prepared two products for everyone, one is idol photos (ordinary rare treasures), and the other is a priceless super rare treasure. This is only once, I plan to sell it at a low price!"

Qiu Qianren smiled disgustingly.

There are two auction items, which means that in addition to the idol photos that can be auctioned on record, he has something to be auctioned.

"Then---I'll introduce my products to you now--"

He shook his head and took a small box from below the stage.

"What kind of idol is it?"

"It's good to be an exo. Is it a idol photo sold at a low price?"

The girls in the audience became interested and discussed in a low voice, inexplicably ignorant.

Well...

I hope you don’t have such expectations, because this is an auction hosted by Qiu Qianren, and the result may surprise you...

"Okay, the first thing I want to auction is "ordinary rare treasures" - idol photos."

Qiu Qianren said slowly and took out a photo album.

......

Everyone with good eyesight was blinded by this photo album.

A photo album made of tape, and a special cover. The characters on the cover smiled disgustingly, and the fat meat was squeezed into a ball.

The person in the photo is combed with a cool hairstyle, wearing hairspray, stretching his hands forward, giving a thumbs up, making the movements of the leader...

.....

Can't believe it.

My titanium alloy eyes with 5.3 vision almost burst out because I rejected reality...

——This is your sister...

The photo album is printed on Qiu Qianren himself!

There was silence, and we were all scared to death in the audience.

"This photo album is my father-in-law's photo album, which includes a number of photos from my childhood and a brilliant feat of fighting with children..."

He squinted his eyes and said with an intoxicated look on his face.

There is nothing to brag about when fighting with children! I have no interest in your childhood either!

"Although I know that everyone may feel that supply is in short supply, I only printed ten copies, one copy is priced at ten yuan, and the price is thirty yuan at a time..."

I won’t buy it if you give me ten yuan. At most, I will buy it and stick it in the toilet to ward off evil spirits!

Hello, and what I want to complain about is - the price increase of 30 yuan? What's going on with this price increase that is three times higher than the price!

"Oh, by the way, I also have my bikini... I made up a lot of determination to print it..."

After introducing this disgusting comment, Qiu Qianren blushed and made a disgusting smile.

In my swimsuit, the look of Qiu Qianren wearing a bikini instantly emerged in my mind. The pink bikini tightened his fat flesh. He lay in the sun, raised his legs slightly, made flattering movements and expressions, and the fat-rich meat piled on the beach, and his small eyes narrowed into a slit.

Silence, dead silence.

No one spoke, and only the sound of the wind blowing the leaves around him was heard.

".....Depend on."

After a long time... someone finally spoke - the boys in other classes gave him a very concise evaluation, with only one dirty word...

“…………………”

The girls from other classes were also scared.

——"This is Mao, will anyone buy it?"

"What are you doing? This is a funny show? Hahaha..."

Someone was broken off the audience, and angrily scolding and laughter were heard one after another.

He's making the auction too nonsense!

The face of our Class 24th Class of our International Department was just thrown away...

"Uh, don't you like my product? I'm surprised."

Moreover, the guy Qiu Qianren has a strong psychological endurance and makes a confused expression on the stage.

There is no need to be surprised at all - what reason do we like your photo!

"Actually, we can take a look at my next item - a super rare treasure."

Just when the entire venue was almost disgusted by him and could not continue, Qiu Qianren spoke again.

Next item?

By the way, he said there would be another one.

Hope it is a product that can be seen...

I said to myself, although my heart was filled with despair.

Everyone also refocused on Qiu Qianren from the chaos.

We looked at Qiu Qianren with a fierce look and made mental preparations to be disgusted again.

What is the next product? But I still have a bad premonition.

"The next item - very simple, I decided to sell the greatest thing in the world-"

Qiu Qianren said with a light cough.

The greatest thing?

I swallowed...

"There is only one thing in the world, and it has super high intelligence and physical strength, which can be used to help you achieve various tasks, as a partner, etc...."

Qiu Qianren continued.

"Robot Dog?"

A girl guessed.

"Artificial girl?"

A boy smiled obscenely, artificial girl, uh...

By the way, I have high intelligence and can assist in work. As a partner, my first reaction is also an artificial girl.

So, what exactly is it?

Our eyes were focused on his flattering smile.

Then, his answer blurted out-

——"That's——I."

Suddenly, he pointed at himself and answered.

A sunny smile appeared.

“…”

We were blinded again.

I heard the sound of my heart shattering.

"vomit....."

Some people around finally couldn't stand it anymore, some people felt vomiting suddenly, and a bunch of girls and aunts came, and people running towards the toilet kept appearing.

"I decided to sell myself, that is, I am a little talented person, and decided to sell myself - boys and girls can buy it, starting at zero yuan! An additional price of one hundred yuan!!!"

This guy... is selling himself at a low price... No, he is raising himself! Zero Yuan is definitely not selling him at a low price.

It’s a 100 yuan increase, is there a surcharge?

No...it should be said, will anyone buy it?

It turns out that the greatest thing in the world he has been bragging for so long is himself.
Chapter completed!