【4】My cousin's education
"Ah--it's so comfortable."
I exhaled and slumped in the bathtub lazily, the warm lights scattered into a mist...
The water temperature is just right, so if you want to really relax, taking a bath is indeed the most correct choice.
Every pore on my body will be relaxed and I feel my body softened all of a sudden.
Well, it's much easier.
Not like just now-
I suddenly remembered the scene just now and felt lingering fear.
"I want to take a shower with brother!"
At this moment, in Yahuo's room, she shouted hysterically at me.
"... Even if you say to me in such a resolute tone, I can't do anything about it..."
I said with a wry smile, "We are all so old... we are no longer children."
What should I do if I take a shower together and get sexually harassed by others?
By the way, I remember seeing a few days ago on the news that a foreign girl's father helped her ten-year-old daughter take a bath, which was considered sexual harassment. What if I took a bath with Yahuo, the defendant sexually assaulted!?
Then I couldn't wash it even if I jumped into the bathtub.
"No, my brother washed with me and Yu You when he was a child!"
Yahuo said dissatisfiedly, while pulling my sleeves - when you said that when you were a child, how young you should have been? Well, if you don’t take a bath with them, it seems that it is the third grade of elementary school (ps: If you don’t take a bath with Shen Ling, it is the fifth grade...)
"Hmph...I understand..."
Suddenly, Yahuo put on a look that looked like the famous detective Conan, pointed at me and said-
Uh, you know what.
"My brother feels not confident in his perverted personality, and is afraid that he will not be able to control himself for a while, leaving dirty things in Yu You and me - so that's how it is!"
...
Yahuo, don’t specify it (although it is true). Although my cousin’s second personality has a 50% inhibition rate, it is hard to say if it is naked and is relatively good for such an excellent environment...
Maybe I will do something bad.
"...Okay, that's true. Yahuo, you don't know - I have that perverted personality."
I said helplessly and had to admit it, although I was embarrassed.
By the way, all the people in our Ji family and some people in the Shen family know the secret of my second personality, and Yahuo and Yuyou are naturally no exception.
"...Okay, okay, I get it, then don't wash it."
Yahuo listened to me with dissatisfaction, and then said in a tone that he finally forgives me.
By the way... at the beginning, it was wrong for a thirteen-year-old sister to invite her thirteen-year-old brother to take a shower together!?
You should also learn etiquette from your sister Yu You. Etiquette! That guy Yin Leyan only teaches you vulgar things. If you don’t teach you etiquette, maybe one day you will become a casual girl with thirty boyfriends like her.
But looking at Yahuo’s personality and IQ... it’s more likely that someone will be cheated of by someone.
...I was worried about Yahuo in my heart.
"Well, of course I won't wash it anymore. By the way, Yahuo, you are also a big child. Brother, I have to explain some things to you."
I spoke earnestly, and said to Yahuo like an elder, gently patting her little shoulder.
"Huh?" Yahuo absent-mindedly tidying up the items she brought, responding.
"Ahem, you are older now, so don't get too close to boys in the future. Even the boys you like can't, because as you get older, there will be certain changes in psychology and...physiology. It's very dangerous to get too close to the opposite sex..."
While recalling the words in the safety education book, I coughed lightly at Yahuo and said, "Auntie, you have to pay me a salary! I am such a good cousin to give your daughter sex education!"
"Uh... I still don't understand... Although Sister Leyan briefly explained to me why a man and a woman gave birth to a child... I still don't understand..."
Yahuo also blushed a little, but he seemed to want to listen... (If Shen Ling had said that, he would have called me perverted and then left.)
But, Yin Leyan, you bastard, don’t instill such a despicable message into your cousin’s cousin. The process was told? And she still doesn’t understand? Did you not tell her from the orthodox biology, but instead treat it as pornographic jokes to pollute the heart of my cute and pure cousin?
I'm not worried about Yahuo, this heartless guy. If you defiled Yu You, I'll make a duel with you!
With my complaints and complaints about Yin Leyan in my heart, I continued my sex education lecture on Yahuo.
"Uh, Yahuo, you know that humans belong to mammals, right?"
I asked.
"Yeah, I understand." Yahuo nodded and said
In order to avoid embarrassment, I plan to give a lecture on the reproductive process of mammals as an example.
"Well, take all mammals as an example - it's roughly like this: males will have fertility at a certain age, and so will females. After the process that Yin Leyan told you... Then somewhere, a certain particle left by the male and a certain particle left by the female will combine into a more powerful particle. This example will gradually develop into an embryo... Then we are now..."
I blushed and stood beside the bed. Although I used mammalian explanation methods to replace humans, and vaguely replaced some proper nouns with particles - it was still very embarrassing.
At that time, I thought that the biology teacher talked about human reproduction in the second semester of the second grade of junior high school was vague, which made our class’s low scores hateful, but now from his side, I still understand it.
It is obviously such a sacred process, and it is an ordinary process that almost everyone must go through, but I am still very embarrassed to say it.
And my student, Yahuo, seemed to find my lecture a bit boring and put forward opinions:
"My brother is too vague. I can't understand many things. Can I be more vivid..."
"How do you give me a little more image!"
I couldn't help but complain that this thing can vividly make the education community in our country really come to an end.
But I forgot that Yahuo couldn't understand what it was to complain about and question. She actually understood my words as asking her, "How do you make this happen?"
"Although... my brother's "that" has developed, hehe... I took a bath with my brother when I was a child, and I still had an impression of Yahuo, but can I see Yahuo when it becomes bigger?"
Yahuo said with a red face, then pointed at my lower plate...
...
It's impossible to show it to you!
What is your impression? Do you remember the "that" place I was a child...
There is another thing to complain about - what it looks like when you grow bigger? It will be very bad when you really do this!?
Ahh—I’m so embarrassed. Why do I have to teach my cousin sex education classes? I have to show my image by my cousin…
The atmosphere is a bit weird.
"I refuse!"
Chapter completed!