[14] The accident of blogging WeChat all day long(1/2)
What happened to Chengtianbo’s WeChat? What made the boys in our class laugh so much?
I'm curious about this.
"That...What did Cheng Tianbo shake out?"
I asked Jiang Junta like this, yes, what did you shake to make everyone laugh so hard that they were laughing.
"Come on, come on, Ji Shen sees this."
Jiang Junta didn't tell me directly, and snatched his cell phone from Cheng Tianbo, and then I saw Cheng Tianbo's account.
Cheng Tianbo’s account looks a bit different, but it doesn’t exceed many expectations.
Cheng Tianbo's name combines English and Korean, and English means [sky], and I don't understand the meaning of the sky.
His avatar is a sexy Korean beauty, posing in a seductive pose.
Gender is not set, but the colored font gives people the feeling of a woman.
"Uh... In short, it's just that I thought it was a beautiful girl's account at first sight. What does this have to do with your funny point..."
I couldn't see any strange funny points when I looked at Cheng Tianbo's account.
"Give it back to me, give it back to me! You bastards, I'm not embarrassed enough? Do you want everyone in the world to know?"
Cheng Tianbo wanted to come over and grab the phone that Jiang Junta wanted to show me. Several boys held him and didn't rush over, but his face was already blushing and his neck was thick.
Seeing him like this, I think there is definitely something wrong with this WeChat incident!
"Ji Shen, look at Cheng Tianbo's first WeChat list."
Jiang Junta said to me with a smile, and then I opened Cheng Tianbo's WeChat list.
The first person on his shake list has a girl's avatar.
The girl looks very cute and is the type of beautiful girls second only to the club. She wears a school uniform that is easy to experiment and smiles purely.
The name and avatar are completely inconsistent—
【Teacher Director Li Gang】
The first person on Chengtianboyao WeChat list has such a name.
I instantly broke into cold sweat.
Director of the teaching Li Gang.
I have a little impression of it.
In addition to being famous by Principal Wang Qi, who was the one who became Brother Ge, the leaders of the experiment are well-known.
This guy is an uncle, wearing glasses and a beer belly. He is obviously the director of the teaching style but he is not very careful. He seems to be a female student. Fortunately, this guy is not so crazy that he attacks the female students in the school. He just has a strange way of speaking and intimacy.
Moreover, this is his failure to attack the female students in the school. It is said that this old man had attacked the female students in the lower school...
Anyway, he is a guy who has caused some of our dissatisfaction. He is far from the honest and honest principal's examination.
And the girl in front of me seems to have used the title of this teacher to make her online name.
"This girl likes to use the title of Director Li Gang as her online name?"
I asked Jiang Junta beside me curiously.
"You are wrong, Ji Shen, is the opposite logic."
Jiang Junta said solemnly to me.
The opposite logic?
Could it be...
"Is it that old pervert Li Gang who uses the appearance of a girl to make avatar?"
I said this blankly, and called Li Gang the pervert at school. I wonder if he would kill me after hearing this.
But is this really the case!
There is really such a perverted teacher!
He actually took photos of the pure and cute girl from the school as a WeChat avatar. What should that girl think! People will definitely cry, they will definitely cry!
"Yes, Ji Shen, you guessed it right."
When I was complaining in my heart, Jiang Junta nodded and confirmed my answer.
It seems that's it.
There is really such a perverted teacher in our Yangyue Provincial Experimental Middle School.
"And then... But what does this old man have to do with Cheng Tianbo? Wait..."
I just planned to ask Jiang Junta, but I, who is good at using my brain, began to reason.
Cheng Tianbo and the Director of Teaching WeChat shook each other at the same time......
Then what will they say to each other?
“Hahahahaha——”
"Zheng Tianbo...hahaha..."
These boys are already laughing so hard that they are falling back and forth.
"Bastard! Don't look at Ji Shen's phone again~! If Ji Shen passes it to the beautiful high men of the Psychological Research Department, I will be so depressed! Don't ah ah ah ah!"
Cheng Tianbo shouted in pain.
Hello, I didn't want to spread your perverts to actually pollute the leisure and elegance of the beautiful girls. On the contrary, you will make Alice and Xiao Ling in the class notice this! Fortunately, they are the kind of girls who don't like to meddle in other people's business...
Well, but what exactly did Cheng Tianbo and the director’s chat record write?
"Hahaha, Ji Shen, please take a look. No, let me laugh for a while, hahaha..."
Jiang Junta smiled like a trembling bamboo pole, and transferred Cheng Tianbo's mobile phone to the chat record of the director and handed it to me.
My eyes also began to browse their chat history.
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Chengtianbo:hi!iammrcheng.
(This guy is arrogant in English as soon as he comes up)
Director Li Gang: Oh, hello.
(Li Gang is very subtle)
Cheng Tianbo: It seems that you are from Yangyue Provincial Experimental Middle School?
(He asked a question knowingly, but he couldn't expect that the director was really the director who chatted with him, and he thought he was a pure girl on his avatar.)
Director Li Gang: Yes.
(very concise)
Cheng Tianbo: Haha, you are so interesting, you actually use the title of Director of Teaching?
(Continue to catch up)
Director of the Teaching Director Li Gang: I am the Director of the Teaching Director.
(very direct)
Cheng Tianbo: You are so humorous, I think you can chat with you very much!
(I'm still stubborn and thought the other party was a girl)
.........
Then the two chatted for more than an hour.
From clothing to diet, from diet to hobbies.
During the chat, Cheng Tianbo thought that the other party was a mature, intellectual and cold girl, which was the image of a black silk queen in his impression.
During the chat, Director Li Gang thought that the other party was a cute sunny girl, advocating Korean waves, and curious about everything.
And their sweet conversation will eventually end.
Director Li Gang: I can chat with you very much. I want to book you. There is a couples hotel nearby. Let’s make an appointment.
(It's finally time to enter)
Cheng Tianbo: Ah? Ah? You aren’t you, so direct? We’ve only been talking for a long time. No, you have to make me mentally prepare? I’ll be very shy...
(I can imagine that Chang Tianbo is typing nervously)
Director Li Gang: It doesn’t matter, I don’t care, it’s enough that I like you very much, and we won’t tell others about this experience.
(The director of the teaching is a type of attack)
Cheng Tianbo: Ah...ah...I...or...I'll look at your photo first? Your photo is this on your avatar, right?
(Zeng Tianbo said this awkwardly and nervously)
To be continued...