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Chapter 139: Poor Grilled Sausage

"Um...do you often take medicine?" Yunlong asked him again.

"Yes, actually I have a lot of women. In order to cope with them, I have been taking medicine for almost two years..." Mr. Ding finally told the truth.

"Oh, what kind of medicine have you used?" Yunlong asked him again.

"I have used Viagra, Dali Qiangshen Pills, Indian Oil, Viagra, Male Batian, etc., and it was very easy to use at first, but in the past six months... I still feel bad after taking the medicine...

Mr. Ding sighed.

"Besides taking medicine, have you taken any supplements?" Yunlong asked him again.

"Supplements...take them regularly! In addition to eating turtles and turtles, I also drink deer penis soup, sheep kidney porridge, and even tiger penis stewed with bull testicles..." Mr. Ding said.

"Oh! These are things that strengthen the kidneys and replenish essence. It seems that you still have something to ejaculate..." Yunlong said.

"Oh, you can ejaculate! But, he ***, he ejaculates every few minutes, and after ejaculation, the whole body is limp, exhausted and sweaty, like a dead dog... The most terrible thing

Yes, when I ejaculated, my penis hurt a little. If it weren't for the pleasure of having sex with a woman, I, I wouldn't fucking want to ejaculate..." Mr. Ding had a depressed and tangled expression on his face.

"Uh...it hurts when you ejaculate? Have you not asked a doctor to see it?" Yunlong asked him hurriedly.

"The doctor has seen it... The doctor said there is no problem, it is not prostatitis... but it just hurts a little when I ejaculate! Damn, this is the most exciting thing... now it has become boring... so I listened to what others said,

After playing with an inflatable doll for a while, it will return to normal, so... I came here to buy this crap..." Mr. Ding explained nonchalantly.

"Oh, so that's it..."

After listening to Mr. Ding's explanation, Yunlong suddenly understood. No wonder this guy has so many women and would come here to buy inflatable dolls. It turns out that he was deceived by others...

"Brother, to be honest, I have seen many doctors, all of whom are famous doctors, but they can't handle my situation. Do you think I am really wilting?" Mr. Ding said pitifully.

"Uh... your situation... it's not particularly serious to say it's serious. It's not scientific to say it's not serious! Because there is indeed a problem..." Yunlong answered him somewhat vaguely.

"Ah? Brother, please help me take a good look! Please help me see if my little brother can recover!" Mr. Ding became anxious after hearing this.

"Well... okay! Let me make it clear first, I may not be sure to cure you!" Yunlong said to him.

In fact, Yunlong was telling the truth, because the skill he mastered was only the "Ancient Chinese Acupoint Massage Technique", not a real medical skill... In a situation like Mr. Ding's, his massage technique could at best provide relief.

, cannot completely cure it.

"I know, I know! Just help me take a look first!" Mr. Ding nodded repeatedly.

"Then take off your pants and let me see..." Yunlong couldn't refuse, so he said.

At that moment Mr. Ding took off his underwear and showed off his little weird bird...

"Uh...are you a grilled sausage?" Yunlong was shocked when he saw the appearance of the little strange bird!

"It turns out it's not like that. The inflatable doll was electrified yesterday to look like that..." Mr. Ding said with a red face.

"No wonder ... why don't I look like a younger brother?" Yun Long exhaled.

"I have told you that I have been electric ... so this is like this ..." Ding Gongzi felt embarrassed.

Then why is there a layer of red plastic packaging outside? "Yun Long asked again.

"Halo !! Brother ... that's my little brother painted some safflower oil, and then turned into this ... He ***, do you think I think!" Ding Gongzi was so depressed that he wanted to cry ...

"Oh, it turned out to be safflower oil. No wonder the red is scary. I thought it was a cooked sausage!" Yun Long felt very ... funny! But he held back.

After all, Ding's little mobs have been "dying", Yun Long does not want to hit him anymore ...

"Damn ... I don't want to apply it, but when I was charged, I was so painful that it would be more painful to apply saffron oil! Brother, you can take a good look, can't I save this situation?"

Ding Gongzi was so anxious to cry.

Yunlong did not answer his question directly, but said to him: "Now you use your left and right thumbs to press the stimulating Guan Yuan acupoint just now, rotate the abdomen around the umbilicus.

10 times! Must be hard! "

"Oh, okay!" Ding Gongzi was busy with Yunlong's method.

Sure enough, after using what Yunlong said, after massaging, Ding Gongzi's little mobs pulled his head, and slowly lifted his head again, it was hard!

Moreover, this time I no longer pull it down and keep it up. Although it still looks weak, the durability is much stronger than the original ...

"Wow! This trick is good! Brother, you really have a way!" Ding Gongzi screamed excitedly.

"Uh ... don't be too happy first, wait for how long it can be hardened ..." Yun Long reminded him.

"Oh ..." Ding Gongzi froze, he was busy focusing on his own mobs.

Sure enough, in the hard time for about two minutes, Ding Gongzi's mobs were softened back again, and it turned into a grilled sausage ...

"Oh ... it's soft again, *** is soft again ... oh oh ..." Dingzi really cried.

"Don't be excited, you can also harden, it means that your disease can be cured!" Yun Long busy comforting him.

"Can you cure it! Just be able to cure it! Brothers ... better, let's help me cure the disease, the money is not a problem, how much money do you want! 1 million! If it is not enough, 2 million!" Ding Gongzi excitedly excited

stand up.

"Uh ... this ..." Yun Long didn't expect his words, making Ding Dingzi's response so fierce.

I didn't wait for Yunlong to speak, and Dingzi hurriedly said: "5 million! Brothers ... the cash I can take out now is 5 million!"

"Uh ... Ding Gongzi ... is not a matter of money ... but in your case, it takes a long time to treat it to recover ... But I don't have this time ..." Yun Long said to him.

"Ah! Brother ... If you think 5 million is not enough, I ... I will add it to you, as long as you can help me solve this problem ... I will give you many!" Ding Gongzi shouted.

"This ... I ... I think about it first!" Yun Long wanted to refuse his request because he didn't have this ability, but when he saw Ding Gongzi's tragic bird -like bird -like, he also opened such a sky -high price. Yunlong's heart was moving!

Yunlong suddenly remembered. In his own imperial system, there is also a 35 system improvement point, which is enough for him to learn and master a master -level medical technique, and according to the foundation of his previous massage, he naturally knows that it is like Ding Ding.

This situation is not particularly serious, but I didn't find the right way ...

"Considering! Brother, don't think about it, save my little brother!" Ding Gongzi begged him hard.

"Uh ... Ding Gongzi, it's not that I don't want to help you, because you are more complicated. If I take over, I have to prepare a complete treatment plan ... If I'm not ready, I dare not help you for treatment! I

It takes some time, I hope you can understand ... "Yun Long adopted a procrastinating plan.
Chapter completed!
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