Dick's cowboy-type sophistication will give you a feeling of pain in your balls just by looking at him.

Ling Xiao suddenly remembered the artificial respiration just now, and felt sick in his heart. He covered his mouth and retched.

"Young man, when the poor Taoist gave you artificial respiration just now, you got hard down there. Can you explain what happened?" The old Taoist looked at Ling Xiao lewdly, "Your hard point is too low.

?”

"Wow... vomit..." Ling Xiao couldn't bear it anymore and vomited.

"However, your lewdness is a bit like Pindao's style back in the day, and you are deeply liked by Pindao."

Ling Xiao was completely in a mess.

"That's it. When I saw that you had beautiful bones, a plump forehead, and piercing eyes, I didn't bother to look for the near and far away to find the destined successor. It's you. You and I are destined.

When we meet here, you will be the descendant of Pindao." The old Taoist kept chattering.

"Wait, Taoist Priest, who...are you?"

"Hey! Pindao's nickname is Xuanjizi, and he is known as the romantic chivalrous doctor in the world. He has been alive for one hundred and fifty years. Now that Pindao's life is over, he is going to live in peace and happiness with the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty. Pindao's stinky skin is not enough.

Unfortunately, if it is destroyed, it will be destroyed. But it is such a pity that this one hundred and forty-four-year-old internal strength is destroyed like this. In this way, it is easy for you kid. You kowtow three times to the poor man and call him poor man.

He is called a master and inherits the name of Pindao's legendary chivalrous doctor. He continues to hoe the strong and help the weak, save the poor and help the poor, and takes it as his own duty to save the world... (One thousand and seven words are omitted here) Pindao passes on his inner strength.

for you!"

Ling Xiao was stunned for a while after hearing this. He thought he had met a crazy Taoist priest, or a severely insane person who had escaped from a mental hospital. Thinking of this, he began to sympathize with the old Taoist priest.

"Young man, why are you still standing there? This opportunity must not come back again. If you don't worship me, I will go to the west." Xuan Jizi frowned and said.

He actually has such a cool car as "Crane"!

Ling Xiao secretly said: "Forget it, at least he saved me once. Even if I want to return his favor, I will cooperate with him and satisfy his vanity." He made up his mind and plopped down.

Kneeling in front of Xuanjizi, he kowtowed three times politely and said, "Master, my disciple Ling Xiao kowtows to you!"

"Hahaha..." Xuanjizi laughed loudly, "Ling Xiao, Ling Xiao, you will be my disciple from now on! I will teach you all you have learned!"

"Wait a minute, Master, I am a closed disciple. Do you have other disciples before me?" Ling Xiao felt a little regretful when he asked these words. What nonsense could he talk to a psychopath?

Xuanjizi said seriously: "Of course, there was a senior brother and a senior sister before you. Your senior brother is in the capital, and your senior sister is in the United States. I didn't bother to say my name as a teacher, and I didn't teach them anything.

, it’s just a little bit of kung fu and medical skills, but you are different, I like you as soon as I see you, and you are also the true successor who is destined to inherit the title of ‘Fengliu Doctor’ from my master!”

Is he still cool like this?

The eldest girl and young daughter-in-law whom he "loves" must have been blinded by lard!

Well, let’s not talk about whether it is romantic or not. Medical skills, kung fu, etc., these national quintessences came out of Xuanjizi’s mouth very ordinary, and he also looked very powerful, but Ling Xiao’s feeling became more and more

It’s messy—this mystery is so crazy and layered?

But since Ling Xiao has decided to cooperate with Xuan Jizi, even if he goes too crazy and goes too far, he still has to persist.

"Okay, my master will now pass on all my inner strength to you! Close your eyes, you may feel a little itchy later." Xuanjizi said seriously.

Ling Xiao, "..."

Xuanjizi suddenly stretched out his hands and placed them on Ling Xiao's chest.

Ling Xiao instinctively retreated, but he suddenly found that Xuanjizi's palms were pulling on his body like magnets, making him unable to move. Immediately, a stream of heat came from the distance between Xuanjizi's palms and entered his body.

, flowing in his blood vessels, muscles and internal organs. His eyes could not be opened even if he wanted to!

It was a very, very wonderful feeling. It suddenly felt like three beautiful girls were giving him a massage on a bed sprinkled with essential oils. It was so numb and numb that it reached his bones and numbed his heart. Suddenly it felt like a soak.

In the hot spring, every pore is comfortable and comfortable.

The most amazing thing was the feeling in his lower abdomen. Ling Xiao felt as if there was an extra container in his lower abdomen, filled with magical energy. Under the influence of this magical energy, he felt that he could do anything.

The strong feeling of strength in his legs made him feel like he could jump to the roof of a three-story building in one fell swoop!

The feeling of power in his arms and fists made him feel like he could break a hard rock in one fell swoop!

Even the little brother between his legs benefited from this and grew again, with the meridians broadened, blood vessels strengthened, and the size increased...

magic!

How amazing! How amazing!

"Disciple Ling Xiao, listen!"

Xuanjizi's voice suddenly reached his ears, and Ling Xiao's mind suddenly froze, and he listened attentively.

"As a teacher, I have been a chivalrous and righteous person, hanging pots to help the world, and rescuing people in need, so that I can achieve what I am today. The name of my teacher, 'Fengliu Xiayi', cannot be tarnished in the slightest. You have inherited the inner strength of my teacher. When you learn to make progress in the future,

You must uphold justice, punish evil and promote good, and hoe the strong and help the weak. You must punish the evil profiteers and corrupt officials who harm the people. You must help the kind and poor people and solve their difficulties. I will give you a decision from my teacher.

You have made a rule of one small deed every day and one big deed every month. If you violate it, the yin and yang precepts will punish you. Don't say that I didn't remind you, it was so painful at that time!"

Ling Xiao couldn't open his eyes or speak, he could only nod.

Punishing evil and promoting good is no problem. Ling Xiao is originally a kind-hearted rural boy!

There is no problem in helping the poor people. Ling Xiao has been alone since he was a child and has been looked down upon by the world. He can best understand the pain of the poor!

Teleport, teleport, teleport...

Ten percent of internal strength...

Twenty percent of internal strength...

Thirty percent of internal strength...

Forty percent of internal strength...

Fifty percent of internal strength...

Sixty percent of internal strength...

Seventy percent of the internal strength...

Eighty percent of internal strength...

Ninety percent of internal strength...

One hundred percent internal strength!

Boom! There was a violent vibration, and Ling Xiao's body flew up like a ball, breaking several trees as thick as a bowl before stopping.

Without feeling any pain, Ling Xiao climbed up from the ground.

He found a dark ring on his right hand.

"Master! Master!" Ling Xiao, who was uncontrollably excited, ran towards the place where he was just now, but the mountains and forests were silent, and there was no trace of Xuan Jizi anywhere.

However, he soon discovered a black package placed right where Xuanjizi was teaching his skills.

He opened the package and found a thread-bound book inside - "The Yellow Emperor's Foreign Canon".

The "Huangdi Inner Canon" is world-famous, but this "Huangdi Canon"...where did it come from?

"Master!"

"Master - Master - ah - Master - Father - ah - ah - ah..."
Chapter completed!