Extra Story 1 Unreliable God(1/2)
Regardless of whether you are rich or poor, everyone will have wishes. Some of these wishes are absurd and bizarre and cannot be realized, while others are ordinary, simple and within reach.
Su Xiaoxiao is a girl who loves to dream. She has had all kinds of wishes since she was a child. Of course, girls' wishes are too dreamy and frivolous, and most of them are impossible to realize.
However, when one day she got an opportunity that was said to make any wish come true, she only made an ordinary wish that most people longed for.
What happened was that Su Xiaoxiao was walking on the road well, but something unexpected happened. He was hit by a girl who committed suicide by jumping off a building. As a result, her finger was scratched a little bit, but Su Xiaoxiao's neck was crushed and she died on the spot.
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Everything happened in an instant. By the time Su Xiaoxiao reacted, she was already floating in the air. Standing in front of her were two guys wearing orange robes that didn't look like monks' robes or Taoist uniforms, one tall and one short.
The two guys sang together and talked a lot while Su Xiaoxiao was still confused. They made Su Xiaoxiao feel dizzy. The only thought was that she was dead, and then there
The key points captured in the crackling sermon between the two weird guys are that she died unjustly. In layman's terms, it means that she died unexpectedly before her end of life. The two guys in front of her are gods, and their positions are similar to those of Chinese bull-headed horsemen and Westerners.
of angel.
After understanding this, Su Xiaoxiao asked hopefully: "Since you are gods, can you resurrect me?"
The two guys looked at each other and said righteously: "We are gods. We cannot bend the law for our own selfish ends. Resurrecting the dead goes against the will of heaven."
"Oh!" Su Xiaoxiao sighed in disappointment, and then asked: "What should we do now? According to what you said, we don't really deserve to die. My death was an accident. In this case, there should be compensation, right? I
He has never done anything bad. He usually turns in his wallet when he finds it, and he often helps old people cross the street."
The short man was more eloquent and immediately said: "This is an accident that no one expected. According to your world view, no one should be responsible for this. Of course, for the sake of humanitarianism, we will let you have a good pregnancy in your next life and live a perfect life."
Live a good life."
The tall man added: "Aren't there girls who love beauty? Your appearance in this life is a bit ordinary. If you want to be a stunning beauty in your next life, it won't be a problem. You can even choose the family you want to be reincarnated into, such as a wealthy businessman.
Or it may be a home of a powerful person in the political circles, but of course it is more ordinary and enjoys more family warmth, and it is not a problem for families such as teachers and doctors."
Su Xiaoxiao is open-minded by nature, and now that things have come to this, she thinks that this is not bad. She has lived too hard in this life. If she can be reborn in a good child and have a happy childhood and live a perfect life in the next life, it will be a blessing in disguise.
However, after living for more than 20 years, her experience told her that nothing in this world is that cheap. The person involved may not feel happy in the eyes of others, so she said: "That's okay, but you have to tell me first what kind of life you want me to invest in."
In the belly of the person, it is best to take me to meet my parents in the next life now. I hope my parents are a kind couple. Of course, the more money, the better. I can’t live in poverty. I have enough to eat and have no money in this life.
It’s such a pain.”
The short man and the tall man looked a little strange when they heard Su Xiaoxiao's request. They hesitated for a while and then said: "Of course, our work is very responsible. When the time comes, you will choose which family to reincarnate into, and we will
I have selected a bunch of happy families for you to choose from. As I said just now, there is no problem with wealthy businessmen. Each one is definitely richer than the other. If you like the one, just invest in that one."
Is there such a good thing? Su Xiaoxiao narrowed his eyes and said impatiently: "Then let's go quickly, don't wait any longer."
The two guys looked embarrassed, and the tall man said cautiously: "It's not that fast. It takes time for us to do things, and we have to slowly investigate and select for you. This is also responsible for your happiness in the next life."
Su Xiaoxiao thought it was right, with a grateful smile on her face, "You guys are really serious about your work. Reincarnation is indeed a prudent matter. If you do it wrong, your life will be ruined."
The short man said with a smile on his face: "As long as you understand, it's very hard for us to be immortals."
Su Xiaoxiao felt that these two gods had very good attitudes. They really deserved to be gods. I had no idea how many merits they had gained in their previous life before they became gods. She immediately flattered them and said, "I am lucky to meet such responsible gods like you. That's right."
, how long do you want to investigate? A week, or a month?"
When the two gods heard Su Xiaoxiao's flattery, they looked even more embarrassed. They winked at each other, and then the short man made a six sign.
"Six days?" Is the efficiency still quite fast? Su Xiaoxiao was very happy.
The short man shook his head.
"Six weeks?" Su Xiaoxiao felt that it was not a long time.
The short man still shook his head.
"Six years?" Su Xiaoxiao screamed, this is too long,
The short man still shook his head.
"Don't tell me sixty years?" Su Xiaoxiao suddenly became angry, "You lied to me about the investigation you just said? In sixty years, my grandparents in the next life will probably not be reincarnated, let alone my parents.
The choice has been made.”
"Don't be excited, don't be excited," the short god tried to calm Su Xiaoxiao's emotions, carefully choosing his words, "Although you have to wait a little longer, it is still worth it to have a happy next life. You see, so many people in the world would rather
Sell your blood and organs in exchange for a little money, and I will find you a rich family to reincarnate."
"A happy next life." Su Xiaoxiao sneered, "Do you think I'm a fool? Can you guarantee that I will be happy for the rest of my life if I get a rich and good child? I was raised by loving parents when I was a child, and I married a great husband as an adult.
If you give birth to a pair of lovely and filial children, will you be happy until the moment you close your eyes?"
The two gods were speechless. This happiness is not inevitable. They can guarantee that she will be reborn into a happy family with loving parents. This can be investigated in advance. As for who she will marry when she becomes an adult, it is not their decision.
Well, the divorce rate among modern people is so high. Even if the red thread is forcibly pulled, there is no guarantee that they will not break it.
Even Su Xiaoxiao herself died in vain, life is unpredictable, and it is uncertain whether the family she was reincarnated into will be safe until she grows up.
As for having filial and lovely children, there is no guarantee. Children are mostly related to the education of their parents and the surrounding environment. It is difficult for gods to control people's hearts and cannot determine people's character.
The two gods failed to seduce them, so they wanted to threaten them. The tall man sang the black face. He immediately said with a straight face: "Su Xiaoxiao, this is the best arrangement we can give you. Don't be ignorant of good and bad. Be careful to connect good with bad."
There is no way to reincarnate.
If soft is not enough, then hard will be used. Su Xiaoxiao is a top student at a prestigious university. She studied finance after class and has learned negotiation skills in this area. If the other party can really easily decide her fate, then there is no need to waste time talking to her just now.
She talks so much nonsense.
Su Xiaoxiao laughed angrily, "The world is full of unfairness, and I didn't expect it to be the same in heaven. In a word, I don't want to. Looking at you like this, the sixty years of waiting for reincarnation won't be any good."
Give me a place to go, and you can use whatever tough measures you have."
The two immortals were speechless. What they were most afraid of was encountering such a soft-spoken and easy-minded person. It was not easy for them to be immortals. Only a good person in ten lifetimes could get a chance to become an immortal.
Only by passing numerous tests can one become an immortal. There are people who want to become immortals every day in the world. Immortals are immortal, so positions are limited and competition is fierce. If you don't succeed in this one, you will be demoted to earth and start over as an ordinary person.
Su Xiaoxiao's guess was right. They could only let her spend the sixty years waiting for reincarnation like a prison sentence, so they didn't dare to tell her at first, thinking that they could lure Su Xiaoxiao with benefits first and make her happy.
At this time, I told her that everything is bitter first and then sweet.
Unexpectedly, Su Xiaoxiao was imprisoned for sixty years just after encountering a misfortune, but she could still be so calm and clear-headed. Moreover, this was different from other prisons. In order to keep her soul intact from being eroded by external forces, she could only be placed in a special container.
In the middle maintenance, the consciousness is sober, but the body is hypocritical. Ordinary people will definitely not be able to bear it. If you say it, everyone will go crazy. This is definitely not going to work.
The two gods had no choice but to adopt the second plan, and the short man was still the one who made a fool of himself and said with an exaggerated smile: "We haven't finished talking yet. Don't be impatient. If you can't wait any longer, we'll think of a way for you. This way
Well, we can't change when you were reincarnated. You should know that time travel is popular now, right? This is similar to reincarnation. You still carry the memories of modern people. You can definitely live a prosperous life in ancient times. Just go to ancient times.
Take a trip.”
Su Xiaoxiao was not moved at all, and sneered: "Nowadays, bookstores on the street are filled with time-travel novels. Even fools know that you may not be able to be a heroine in time-travel. Even if you can be a heroine in time-travel, you may not be happy, and many people will feel aggrieved."
To the end.
Seeing that he could no longer deceive him, the short god simply put on a show of not being afraid of boiling water and said: "You know that this time travel is not that easy. We will personally help you get up and down, and ask many of our colleagues to walk a lot of it."
, we still can’t accept it and we have no choice. Who told you that this is our dereliction of duty? If you just want to relieve your hatred, file a complaint against us. If we are punished, your compensation will be less, and you will see more in the world.
Well, in general, if a lawsuit can be solved by liberating the other party, the compensation will naturally be large. If it is a public matter, the compensation will not be enough for the victim to hire a lawyer."
Su Xiaoxiao stared at the two scumbag gods and glanced back and forth several times. She felt that they didn't seem to be lying this time, so she had no choice but to say: "Then where do you want me to travel to?"
Taking a lesson from the past, the short god knows not to go too far, and it is best to give the other party a little sweetness, otherwise Su Xiaoxiao's temper will probably cause trouble.
After hesitating, the short god said with a heartfelt look on his face: "You can choose this, so that you don't have to accuse us of lying to you when you don't have the ability to survive. Let me declare in advance that everything has advantages and disadvantages. In the end, people still have to rely on themselves, otherwise
Even if you are given a bright road, you can't go down it. This time-travel is also delicious. Many gods are seeking benefits for their seven aunts and eight aunts in the mortal world. If you are late, the good places will be occupied by others. We spent nine
It takes the strength of two cows and two tigers to get through the road, and you have more opportunities to choose than others... Well, just tell yourself what kind of life you want, and I will see if there is anything that meets your conditions."
Su Xiaoxiao calculated it with her fingers and eliminated the ones she didn't like one by one. She didn't have a superior mind among the many relatives in the house fight, so she was definitely not easy to get along with. Besides, the only good thing about the house fight was that she had a single-minded person.
A good husband, but if this whole-hearted focus is on someone else, then it will not be a human life. The female queen or the palace dou have good benefits. Without love, at least they can enjoy endless glory and wealth. Unfortunately, the IQ requirement is higher, and she asked herself that
After thinking about it, there seems to be no perfect ability to guide people. With only sixty years, I definitely can't cultivate immortality.
Su Xiaoxiao frowned and thought for a long time, and finally said: "I want to be a rich man. I don't have to rely on my family or men to be rich."
The short god was surprised at first, and then a flash of joy flashed in his eyes. He really didn't expect that Su Xiaoxiao's requirements were so low. If he had known that, why would he have taken so many detours? Then he suppressed his excitement and said: "Isn't that what you said?
If you have a lot of money at your disposal, it would be best if you have no father or mother, right?"
Su Xiaoxiao felt a little embarrassed, "Look, I'm already in my twenties. It's really embarrassing to ask a stranger to be my parent. It might easily expose my flaws. Well... Anyway, I just want to be rich."
People, having money is the most practical thing."
Happy to be happy, the short god came to make a statement in advance: "Think about it carefully. You must know that being rich in this world does not necessarily lead to happiness. Those rich people have done a lot of dirty things. Don't say it's us when the time comes."
Harm you."
Su Xiaoxiao said nonchalantly: "Those who have no money can't even make a living. You gods have never suffered the hardship of having no money. You are as tired as a dog every day, and you nod and bow to people all day long just to make a little money."
Every family has its own scriptures that are difficult to recite. The two gods thought about it and it made sense. You said: "This is your own choice. I only guarantee that you will not be short of money after traveling through time. I cannot guarantee anything else. You will not be able to survive on your own and come back."
Don’t blame us.”
You can't get along if you have money. The more the two gods said this, the more Su Xiaoxiao felt that this was a fat vacancy. These two guys didn't want to give it to her, so they deliberately frightened her. Just like those quiz shows on TV, the more the host kept saying
The more certain it is, the more likely it is the correct answer.
The tall fairy went to help Su Xiaoxiao handle the time travel matters, while the short fairy chatted with Su Xiaoxiao.
Su Xiaoxiao was sitting on the clouds, watching the white clouds slowly passing by under her, with the blue and gem-like sky above her head. The scenery in the sky was so beautiful! The so-called wonderland did not disappoint, it was worth it.
To be continued...