Chapter 11 Sha Seng’s helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (this chapter is free)

Xili, Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were doing market research on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City for future wealth-making plans. However, Xili, who was deep in thought, was interrupted by a deep, deep voice.

"Uh... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an internet celebrity from the earth decades ago!" The old man was talking about words from the earth. Could it be that he was as surprised as he was? Earthlings who have traveled here? Thinking of this, Xili quickly followed the sound and walked over. As he gradually got closer, Xili saw under a high wall a man with a full beard and messy hair. , basking in the sun leisurely.

The slovenly old man saw Sharp approaching from the slits in his eyes that had been sunburned. He couldn't help but flash his eyes, and then shouted feebly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, in the dark We are destined to be together, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, I just hope that the person who is destined to come will come soon, and the unique secret book is only given to the person who is destined to be destined!"

"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice: "Are you Brother Pig?"

The sloppy old man didn't even blink when he heard the sharp question. He snorted coldly: "Where did you come from, this rash boy? Why do you have so many boring questions?"

"Uh... old man, what did you say? Get up quickly and answer." Shen Mang, who was following Sharp, said angrily.

Seeing this, Sharp squatted down and turned around to glare at Shen Mang, and then said patiently: "Old man, these issues are very important to me, please tell me, okay?"

"Gift to those who are destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book in his hand into the arms of Sharp, who was squatting in front of him. Then he stood up unsteadily, turned around and muttered to himself: "Oh, I’ll go too!”

After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his figure move, leaving only an afterimage and lost his trace. Sharp and others looked around again, and they could still see the shadow of the sloppy old man there.

"Ah...fuck you, you're a master!" Shen Maang opened his mouth in shock, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a very popular novel on earth that makes the best young men feel ashamed after seeing it? I'm so blind to him..." The sloppy old man's performance shocked Shen Maang, not just him. One person, Sharp, who had been squatting, was completely stunned at this time and sat down on the ground.

When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were reading stories in Lao Wangtou, they often heard about this kind of god who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who woke up first, stammered He pulled Sharp, who was sitting on the ground, and said: "Big... big... brother, hurry up... hurry up and see... look, this... what did the old god give you?"

"Yes, take a look quickly?" Xia Qi also asked hurriedly.

Being pulled by Xiao Yunzi and swayed left and right, he let out a sharp "uh" and gradually regained his consciousness. He quickly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand. Shen Mam, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurriedly came over.

"Uh, why is there no name of the martial arts secret book on the yellowed book cover? It's different from what was shown on TV!" Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, then turned to the first page, and when he saw it, content, he screamed out with a sharp voice, stood up suddenly and cursed: "Fuck you, you are a pig, you are playing with me? Is there such a thing? You don't play with people like this." !”

"Oh, my God!" Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were startled by the sharp sudden madness.

"Boss, what is written here? Why haven't I seen such words before?" Xia Qi asked as she looked at the words she didn't recognize on the page that was opened sharply in her hand.

"Ri, you'd be damned if we knew each other." He gave Xia Qi a sharp look.

Sharp felt depressed at the moment. The words on the first page were actually Chinese characters from the Earth. What was even more annoying was that these Chinese characters actually read "Don't die, just practice!" in eight big characters.

At this time, Sharp, who was completely entangled, turned to the second page with trembling fingers. He saw the four Chinese characters "Chasing the stars and chasing the moon" written on it. He didn't read the content in detail, so he turned to the second page again. Next page, turn to the fourth page, which is the last page. It is full of content related to "Chasing the Stars and Chasing the Moon". I didn't bother to take a closer look, and yelled sharply: "Holy shit, what the hell is this?" ?Damn, what is this all about?" Sharp's heart was filled with pain, trouble, and confusion. Sharp was so shocked and angry that it took a lot of effort to slowly calm down. When he saw Shen When Ma, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi looked confused, they said angrily: "What are you looking at? Then go shopping."

Although everyone had questions, no one dared to speak after seeing Sharp's twisted, red facial expression.

At this time, the sloppy old man who had just presented the book to Sharp was standing in the sky above the Dragon Continent. He suddenly transformed into a simple-looking Sha Seng with a red beard, a dark green face, and he was staring at Zhu Bajie, who was standing side by side. Looking below, you can have a panoramic view of the sharp and crazy scene.

"Hehehe, these words you taught me, Second Senior Brother, really work. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his loose hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie in a naive manner.

"Hahaha, don't you look at who I am? He's a little guy. With this ability to escape, this guy probably won't die!" Zhu Bajie said with a confident expression.

"Second Senior Brother, why do I feel that this boy has the same personality as you? Why do you..." Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he could finish his words.

"Brother, there's nothing I can do about it," Zhu Bajie said as soon as he heard Sha Seng started chattering incessantly again.

"Then who are you blaming? Who asked you to peek at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and asked me to keep an eye on you? I never thought that Erlang Shen would catch us and banish us to this lower realm to guard the galaxy, and also seal us. Without our magic power of transformation, why do you think we are doing this?" Sha Monk shook his head helplessly.

"Then the Jade Emperor accepts our magic power of transformation, isn't it because he is afraid that we will transform into handsome figures and secretly leave our jobs to go to the mortal world to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, please teach us the magic power of transformation, brother can I have been cool for hundreds of years, hehe..." At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed with lust.

"Isn't this great? But you are so meddlesome that you brought this kid into my galaxy. Alas..." Sha Seng sighed naively.

"Brother, do you want to be troublesome? The transformation spell that the monkey gave me was actually the spoken words of such a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that I was on duty. I am so unlucky! On the first day I took office, I was transformed by this boy. I have had eighteen reincarnations." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and thought to himself: "Is this all arranged deliberately by the monkey? Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence?"

Everything is destined to be everywhere. Is it really a coincidence all this?

"Oh, it's really a clever enough." The monk looked at the Dragon Continent below.

"If you say that if I become a little beautiful, when I am making my sister, I will be changed by the oral language of this guy.

Arrange him to your vertical galaxy. Anyway, there are tens of thousands of years. There is no magic in the "Sao" to disturb the mortal world.

There are a lot of beautiful girls' underworld status! "Zhu Bajie bit his fingers, looking for a very longing look.

"Well, it's been so many years. Brother, you are still like this. You are equivalent to destroying the normal order of the lower boundary, and you are not afraid of King Yan Luo to sue the royal style?" Sand Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I'll come to you to communicate with you. He can't get an accident on your side. With this small skill, he can protect himself.

It won't be over to pick him back. "Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and he couldn't help but ask himself:" Brother Sand, is my brother very smart? "

"Uh ..." The monk was speechless, and he was on the thief boat of these two brothers again.

It turned out that the pig Bajie last time was a lie to the sharp saying. The real reason for the real lower realm was to peek at Chang'e's bath and was punished. If the conversation between the two was heard sharply, it would be completely angry.

On Yingbin Avenue, the sharp group who continued to do market inspections recovered the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning.

Damn.

"Boss, I want this, take the money!" Xia Qi pointed at a small ornament on a booth next to him, asking for money from sharp.

With Xia Qi's fingers, when looking at what was referred to, his eyes lit up and asked, "Do you like this kind of thing?"

"What is this, such a good thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged sharply: "Hurry up, hurry up!"

"Oh, this lady is so good, this is a new product that came in from 'Xiangweiju', you smell this aroma, and it is not scattered."

When you come to the door with business, hurry up to Xia Qi, who stands in front of her stall, selling her products.

"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Sharply pressed the excitement and asked Shen Yan who was standing around.

Shen Yan heard sharp questions, and was surprised as if looking at monsters. He looked up and down, and said: "I said big brother, no wonder the three girls say you, you say you, why do you even know that this is not known?

What? "
Chapter completed!